black like me

The other day we were locked up for a longlong time, This was very
disturbing as the same day the hoomanz were gone even longer than being at
their toona place. When they locked us up a very large familiar thing had
appeared in our food room. It looked familiar but not the same... This was
black and had saran wrap all over it and someone had taken the stuff that
those packing peanuts OEJ is so fond of and put on the corners, and most of
all it was black instead of green,,,, The hoomanz had gone and gotten a new
cold food box, The one we had was fine, held our canned food, didn't make
big noise, in fact the last day or so it had been suspiciously quiet, which
made me wonder if food boxes hibernated. This new one makes big clumpy
noises, and sheds. The hoomans evidently didn't want us to see it shed
because we had to go to the bedroom and when we came out all of its packing
peanut stuff was gone, its saran wrap was gone and it had beaten up the
green food box, kicked it outside*we see it on the patio* and moved into the
food box place, the worst part of this change,*and we cats know all change
is bad* is that this food box makes clumping noises at regular intervals,
the good news is that since this clumping noise has occurred there isn't any
water on the floor from watermonsters going into the coldest bart of the
food box, but frozen water monsters are still coming out,

Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change

On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 12:23:10 -0500, Miss Violette wrote:

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Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change

I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez
dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest
myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes.

My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky
red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate
stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows
roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit
on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
6/13/2005 3:42:05 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

our hooman got rid of the turntable beclawz mine brofur sleeped onit anna
breaked it, OEJ, snickerin
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 12:23:10 -0500, Miss Violette wrote:

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Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change

I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez
dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest
myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes.

My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky
red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate
stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows
roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit
on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
6/13/2005 3:42:05 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ,
Miss Violette wrote:

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Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change

I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez
dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest
myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes.

My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky
red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate
stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows
roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit
on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno!
Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur,
an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz.

Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno.

PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee

Makes me wonder what is in their minds when they tell me ot to sit on MY
chair, Miss Violette
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Miss Violette wrote:

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Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change

I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez
dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest
myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes.

My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky
red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate
stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows
roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit
on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno!
Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur,
an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz.

Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno.

PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee

On June 14, 2005 01:31 amPitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"Mme. Ana� ^..^" wrote in message ,
Miss Violette wrote:

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Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change

I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric
thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent
innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes.

My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif
blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an
elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the
tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled
"No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud
luff to play bat-bat wif! --
Purrs,

Mme. Ana�

Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno!
Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur,
an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz.

Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno.

PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee

Yeah, but ourownselve's hooman, Fred, has one ov those black boxes
wif amber lights and whiteish letters dat glow and when it's on der
is often voices or music comin out of the "scatchin posts" on da
offer side ov da room. But we know it's really gudgud, cuz it's warm
to lie down on. We can gets really comfortable on top uv dat box.

--
Regards Diana, Ryan, and our hooman, Fred,
(Remove FFFf from our email address to reply, if by email).

warm is good, Miss Violette
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On June 14, 2005 01:31 amPitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"Mme. Ana? ^..^" wrote in message ,
Miss Violette wrote:

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Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change

I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric
thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent
innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes.

My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif
blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an
elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the
tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled
"No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud
luff to play bat-bat wif! --
Purrs,

Mme. Ana?

Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno!
Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur,
an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz.

Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno.

PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee

Yeah, but ourownselve's hooman, Fred, has one ov those black
boxes
wif amber lights and whiteish letters dat glow and when it's on der
is often voices or music comin out of the "scatchin posts" on da
offer side ov da room. But we know it's really gudgud, cuz it's warm
to lie down on. We can gets really comfortable on top uv dat box.

--
Regards Diana, Ryan, and our hooman, Fred,
(Remove FFFf from our email address to reply, if by email).

"Fred Williams" wrote in message
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On June 14, 2005 01:31 amPitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"Mme. Ana? ^..^" wrote in message ,
Miss Violette wrote:

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Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change

I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric
thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent
innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes.

My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif
blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an
elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the
tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled
"No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud
luff to play bat-bat wif! --
Purrs,

Mme. Ana?

Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno!
Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur,
an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz.

Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno.

PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee

Yeah, but ourownselve's hooman, Fred, has one ov those black
boxes
wif amber lights and whiteish letters dat glow and when it's on der
is often voices or music comin out of the "scatchin posts" on da
offer side ov da room. But we know it's really gudgud, cuz it's warm
to lie down on. We can gets really comfortable on top uv dat box.

--
Regards Diana, Ryan, and our hooman, Fred,

Du Yu lyke da moozik?
Meowmee bot uh cd juzt furr kitteez tu relapz tu.
It iz spozed to calm me wen hurz gone.
Lotz uv luk!

Pitooonya

Hun, Efurry chayer in da heowze iz yur chayer..an dunt let dem furrgit it!
Stand furm...uh...I meeen...SIT firm or LAY THERE firm.

Pitooonya AKA Sumtymez Nottid So Sweetee


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Makes me wonder what is in their minds when they tell me ot to sit on MY
chair, Miss Violette
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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ,
Miss Violette wrote:

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Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change

I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez
dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest
myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes.

My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky
red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate
stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows
roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit
on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno!
Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur,
an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz.

Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno.

PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee

does it work? Miss Violette
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On June 14, 2005 01:31 amPitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"Mme. Ana? ^..^" wrote in message ,
Miss Violette wrote:

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Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change

I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric
thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent
innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes.

My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif
blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an
elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the
tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled
"No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud
luff to play bat-bat wif! --
Purrs,

Mme. Ana?

Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno!
Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur,
an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz.

Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno.

PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee

Yeah, but ourownselve's hooman, Fred, has one ov those black
boxes
wif amber lights and whiteish letters dat glow and when it's on der
is often voices or music comin out of the "scatchin posts" on da
offer side ov da room. But we know it's really gudgud, cuz it's warm
to lie down on. We can gets really comfortable on top uv dat box.

--
Regards Diana, Ryan, and our hooman, Fred,

Du Yu lyke da moozik?
Meowmee bot uh cd juzt furr kitteez tu relapz tu.
It iz spozed to calm me wen hurz gone.
Lotz uv luk!

Pitooonya