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#391
March 22nd 04, 05:55 AM
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"Adam" same@same wrote in message ... I know you're not her keeper, Allegra, but where's Louise?? --- Unca Cory She wuz hedded bak tu da hows wen I left, so shez prolly on da kichen table ur luking owt da window ur on da bak porch waching fur Orange Cat. Allegra, still eating Dat'z da cat whut Louise duzzint wike, rite?? --- Onyx, wunnering iffin I'z kin haf sum Pounceez purrleez anna fangu... Efurry kitty iz da cat whut Louise duzzint like. Orange Cat is da wurstest becuz he comes tu hur yard tu be with hur. Louise sez dat most uv da worldz problemz tuday are due tu Orange Cat! Allegra LOL! Oh Alley, datz soosoo funny!! Heer hava peeze ov chikken. Wud yu lyke sum tuu, Onyx? Dyna, jenerowzlee 
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#392
March 23rd 04, 07:41 AM
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"Cory" wrote in message ... In article , Sylvia M. wrote: "Adam" same@same wrote in message jently shredded... Efurry kitty iz da cat whut Louise duzzint like. Orange Cat is da wurstest becuz he comes tu hur yard tu be with hur. Louise sez dat most uv da worldz problemz tuday are due tu Orange Cat! Allegra LOL! Oh Alley, datz soosoo funny!! Heer hava peeze ov chikken. Wud yu lyke sum tuu, Onyx? Dyna, jenerowzlee *Onyx's ears perk up* Chikkin??!?!?!?? Ware?!?!??!?!!??? I *lufz* chikkin!!!!! Letz mineownself attid it!!!!! --- Onyx, furry hungree fur *chikkin*... -- Antee Sylvia goes to the furrgerator and takes out some Costco ready-cooked boneless, skinless chicken breast strips, cubes a few and puts them in 3 small dishes Here ya go, kitties!
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#393
March 25th 04, 11:22 PM
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Efurry kitty iz da cat whut Louise duzzint like. Orange Cat is da
wurstest becuz he comes tu hur yard tu be with hur. Louise sez dat most uv da worldz problemz tuday are due tu Orange Cat! Allegra LOL! Oh Alley, datz soosoo funny!! Heer hava peeze ov chikken. Wud yu lyke sum tuu, Onyx? Dyna, jenerowzlee Fangu! chomp chomp chomp burp Allegra, nicknamed "Leggie"
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#394
March 31st 04, 07:58 AM
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jently shreddid...
Heer hava peeze ov chikken. Wud yu lyke sum tuu, Onyx? Dyna, jenerowzlee *Onyx's ears perk up* Chikkin??!?!?!?? Ware?!?!??!?!!??? I *lufz* chikkin!!!!! Letz mineownself attid it!!!!! --- Onyx, furry hungree fur *chikkin*... Antee Sylvia goes to the furrgerator and takes out some Costco ready-cooked boneless, skinless chicken breast strips, cubes a few and puts them in 3 small dishes Here ya go, kitties! *burp!* *Onyx goes up to his Anti Sylvia, jumps into her lap, starts his purrmotor [which is *quite* loud!], and smurgles with her* Fangu, Anti Sylvia. Yu iz mineown fayforit Anti inna hole wyde, wyde whirled!!! --- Onyx, quite content now that he has chicken in his tummy... -- Oh my gudness!! Do you see that, Dyna? Lukkit that nize kitty juzt purring awaye on my lap! See, Dyna? Antee Sylvia starts scratchin Onyx'z cheeks, and head, and reaches into hur jean pocket for some moor snax. Oh my watta lowd purrrrr.... Antee Sylvia falls asleep with Onyx on hur lap Hay Onyx...don't spoil hur! Dyna. inna whizpurr
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#395
March 31st 04, 08:40 AM
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"Sylvia M." had some very interesting things
to say about UPCOMING EVENTS KALENDER: Oh my gudness!! Do you see that, Dyna? Lukkit that nize kitty juzt purring awaye on my lap! See, Dyna? Antee Sylvia starts scratchin Onyx'z cheeks, and head, and reaches into hur jean pocket for some moor snax. Oh my watta lowd purrrrr.... Antee Sylvia falls asleep with Onyx on hur lap Hay Onyx...don't spoil hur! Dyna. inna whizpurr A word of friendly advice, if I may? Somewhat spoiled humans, especially ones who are getting plenty of feline affection, tend to be more cooperative and accomodating slaves. :-) Felix, who finds this works nicely on his Mom -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom
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#396
April 2nd 04, 08:53 PM
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Buttid... buttid... buttid, iffin I'z duzzint spoyl hurzownself, she
willz nottid spoyl MINEownself, an' dat'z whut'z mostist impurrtint tu ME, yu seez. --- Onyx, who *knows* EXACTLY how to play this game... I'z just a liddle girlkitten, but I'z wud has to agree, Onyx. When I snuggle wif mineown hoomins and purr at them, dey brush me and give me kitty snacks. And tend to let me stay out in da yard longer. So sometimes itz a gudgud fing to spoil your hoomins. Tabitha Kitten
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#397
April 4th 04, 08:32 AM
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"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message ... Buttid... buttid... buttid, iffin I'z duzzint spoyl hurzownself, she willz nottid spoyl MINEownself, an' dat'z whut'z mostist impurrtint tu ME, yu seez. --- Onyx, who *knows* EXACTLY how to play this game... Would you like sumice cream, Onyx, hunny??? Antee Sylvia, Happy, but no clue... I'z just a liddle girlkitten, but I'z wud has to agree, Onyx. When I snuggle wif mineown hoomins and purr at them, dey brush me and give me kitty snacks. And tend to let me stay out in da yard longer. So sometimes itz a gudgud fing to spoil your hoomins. Tabitha Kitten Would you like summice cream too, Tabby, sweety? Anti Sylvia approvingly Tu tellya da troof, weez had lotz an lotza kumpnee, kuz of da big annyversry, ya kno? an I haff bin uh moddel kitty. Peepul tookt pitchurz wiff me, an feeded me lotza krunchy treetz, an awlmozt petted mine furz off. I wuz bery furrendlee...but....but I didunt sit on enny lapz...e-nuff iz e-nuff. Meowmee an PawPaw wuz berry purrowd ov mine behayfyur. I gezz I mine selph iz sumwatt spoylt, an it DUZ feel gud... Dyna, kinda bragging How bowt you Dyna, preshuss, some pouncies and skritchez? Meowmee Sylvia not wanting the green eyed monster invading
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#398
April 4th 04, 03:22 PM
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Buttid du NOTTID twy tu run aweigh frum da hoominz iffin yu haf a
hoomin onna string!!! Dey gitz FURRY madmadmadmad!! I noze dis furstist hand, beclawz I did dat a fyoo tymez wen we wuz atta kampgrownd inna Arr-Vee monster. Grandpaw wuz HISSSPITTIN' mad, he wuz sew madmadmad attid mineownself fur duin' dat... dat'z jist how mad he reely wuz... an' dat wuz jist fur starturz! Him GROWNDID mineownself a liddle wyul agoze an' did notz let mineownself outta da Arr-Vee monster fur a hole *WEEKEND* beclawz I wanted tu eggsplore wifowt mine hoomin-onna-string... da big meenie!!! --- Onyx Oh, I can't blame fou fur dat! I loves mineown hoomins, but Iz HATE having to wear the hoomin-on-a-string fingy! When dey puts it on my I cwy and fuss and fall ober on my side like it weighs a fousand pounds. a only kitty I knows who duzn't mind the hoomin-on-a-string fingy is mine sisfur Amelia. She seems to actually like it. Tabitha
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#399
April 5th 04, 02:50 AM
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Sheez weerd (UB ~ No 'fense, Amelia)...
Yep, youze got dat right! Sammy Kitten
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#400
April 5th 04, 02:52 AM
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*Onyx ponders for a moment or two, or three*
Hmmmm... Dat fallin' ofur trik sowndz wike it mite wurk. Fangu fur segjestin' dat, Tabitha. I haf tu try dat sumtime. Yeth, pleathe do. It workth great for me. Da screaming helps too - Iz has a furry high-pitched voice and neber do more an squeak, so when I cry my hoomins really listen. Sheez weerd (UB ~ No 'fense, Amelia)... She sure ith different. Tabitha
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