Cheese Doritos thief

outsider wrote:

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What is it about neon orange food that drives cats so crazy?

I am kind of parial to Doritos and cheese doodles myself. I even love
oranges. Hmmmm... genetic mishap perhaps?

Well, oranges don't have that *neon* quality, not like cheez doodles.

I used to have a cat who adored the completely non-organic creme (I
refuse to spell it "cream") filling in Twinkies. She didn't care about
the cake part, she just wanted that filling, and would lick the stuff
off the wrapper in an intensely obsessive way, with huge black eyes.
What was that about??

--
Joyce ^..^

To email me, remove the XXX from my user name.

outsider wrote in
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I am kind of parial to Doritos and cheese doodles myself.

I recall a story of a guy who goes to a doctor complaining of an orange
penis. The mystified doc asks him if he's started any new activities.

"Well... I've been eating Doritos and reading Playboy..."

On Mar 16, 6:28*pm, "tanadashoes" wrote:
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Mischief wrote:

So here I am munching on a bag of Cheese doritos and I drop a small
piece onto the floor.

I reach down to pick it up when suddenly a tortishell streak jumps in
front of my hand and gobbles down the said piece.

Mischief then stands on her hind legs to sniff the bag....

Now she's in my lap and I'm trying to eat the chips when she sticks
her head in front of my hand and practically snatches the chip from my
fingers.....

What is it about neon orange food that drives cats so crazy?

--
Joyce * ^..^

To email me, remove the XXX from my user name.

I seem to have inadvertently stuck Kristy into Usenet hell. *So I'm reading
her posts from the rest of you.



*GASPS*

You KILLFILED me?

*sniff*

aroooooooooooo...........

Mischief wrote:
I seem to have inadvertently stuck Kristy into Usenet hell.
So I'm reading her posts from the rest of you.
*GASPS*
You KILLFILED me?
*sniff*

I did the same - you post from Google, so I clobbered your posts
along with the Chinese shoe spammers.

Fortunately my newsreader lets me selectively whitelist people,
so I did that with your posts. There are three other people on
this group I've done that with. It would be a lot easier if you
didn't use Google, though.

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On Mar 16, 4:20*pm, Mischief wrote:
So here I am munching on a bag of Cheese doritos and I drop a small
piece onto the floor.

I reach down to pick it up when suddenly a tortishell streak jumps in
front of my hand and gobbles down the said piece.

Mischief then stands on her hind legs to sniff the bag....

Now she's in my lap and I'm trying to eat the chips when she sticks
her head in front of my hand and practically snatches the chip from my
fingers.....

As I'm writing this she's back on the floor washing her face, trying
to lick up every last crumb.

thief....

Kristi

Its an HOUR before dinner time and Mischief and Mayhem are already
circling.

i decided to munch on some more cheese Doritos.

Dropped a small piece and Mischief gobbled it up.

now the fingers of my left hand are all covered in cheese crumbs so
i'm resting my elbow on the keyboard pad and holding up my left hand
while browsing/typing with one hand.

Mischief jumped up onto my desk, smelling the cheese and was
investigating more.

Out of the corner of my eye I see her on my desk, and suddenly my left
thumb feels pain.

The little varmint nipped my THUMB and then while I looked in
disbelief, proceeded to like every cheese flavored crumb off my
thumb. She was about to chomp on my other fingers when I gently
pushed her off the desk.

It NOT time for DINNER YET!

kristi
nursing a sore thumb

"Jack Campin - bogus address" wrote in message
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Mischief wrote:
I seem to have inadvertently stuck Kristy into Usenet hell.
So I'm reading her posts from the rest of you.
*GASPS*
You KILLFILED me?
*sniff*

I did the same - you post from Google, so I clobbered your posts
along with the Chinese shoe spammers.

Fortunately my newsreader lets me selectively whitelist people,
so I did that with your posts. There are three other people on
this group I've done that with. It would be a lot easier if you
didn't use Google, though.


I'm sorry Kristy, I don't know how it happened and I've been through the
blocked list multiple times trying to find your email to unlock it. I'm
just lucky that your stuff is so good that someone always (I hope) replies
to it.

Pam S.