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HOW I WILL LIVE FOREVER AND DOMINATE THE "SUBs" in alt.slack



 
 
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Old November 26th 09, 07:48 PM posted to alt.slack,alt.drugs.hard,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
THE ASSIMILATOR
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Everytime chemical reactions occur in my brain due to outside
forces my thyroid provides the energy to make those moves to do
those things. So you know, I like to keep my thyroid fresh by holding
a purring cat up to my neck for sixty minutes a day. It seems to give
me energy and I listen to loud nilihistic gangster rap music only 50% less
as a result. Kitten purrs activate quantum healing powers.
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Old November 26th 09, 07:54 PM posted to alt.slack,alt.drugs.hard,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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So he's got at least one attainable goal on his "To Do" list.

He'll find that immortality is boring as ****. But luckily, he's got
an immunity to it.
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Old November 26th 09, 09:10 PM posted to alt.slack,alt.drugs.hard,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:48:58 -0500, THE ASSIMILATOR wrote:

Everytime chemical reactions occur in my brain due to outside forces my
thyroid provides the energy to make those moves to do those things. So
you know, I like to keep my thyroid fresh by holding a purring cat up to
my neck for sixty minutes a day. It seems to give me energy and I listen
to loud nilihistic gangster rap music only 50% less as a result. Kitten
purrs activate quantum healing powers. --


I'm guessing you're only 14. If that is the case, then this **** that you
post would be understandable. Otherwise you're just another boring
asshole. I hope you're not expecting anyone to be impressed.
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Old November 26th 09, 09:36 PM posted to alt.slack,alt.drugs.hard,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On 26 Nov 2009 21:10:55 GMT, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy"
wrote:

On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:48:58 -0500, THE ASSIMILATOR wrote:

Everytime chemical reactions occur in my brain due to outside forces my
thyroid provides the energy to make those moves to do those things. So
you know, I like to keep my thyroid fresh by holding a purring cat up to
my neck for sixty minutes a day. It seems to give me energy and I listen
to loud nilihistic gangster rap music only 50% less as a result. Kitten
purrs activate quantum healing powers. --


I'm guessing you're only 14. If that is the case, then this **** that you
post would be understandable. Otherwise you're just another boring
asshole. I hope you're not expecting anyone to be impressed.


I hope my nuts feel warm in your mom's mouth
--
Rob Cypher
http://robcypher.livejournal.com
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http://robcypher.livejournal.com/68904.html
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Old November 26th 09, 09:43 PM posted to alt.slack,alt.drugs.hard,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Razi
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On Nov 26, 1:36*pm, THE ASSIMILATOR wrote:
On 26 Nov 2009 21:10:55 GMT, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy"
wrote:

On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:48:58 -0500, THE ASSIMILATOR wrote:


Everytime chemical reactions occur in my brain due to outside forces my
thyroid provides the energy to make those moves to do those things. So
you know, I like to keep my thyroid fresh by holding a purring cat up to
my neck for sixty minutes a day. It seems to give me energy and I listen
to loud nilihistic gangster rap music only 50% less as a result. Kitten
purrs activate quantum healing powers. --


I'm guessing you're only 14. If that is the case, then this **** that you
post would be understandable. Otherwise you're just another boring
asshole. I hope you're not expecting anyone to be impressed.


I hope my nuts feel warm in your mom's mouth


And the point of that comment was, what, to *prove* that you are 14?
Or rather that you have the mental capacity of a 14-year-old. A
particularly dim-witted, self-absorbed 14-year-old. Actually, that's
an insult to 14-year-olds, some of who are quite bright and
interesting. I would put your mental equivalent age at about 8, idiot
boy.

You seem to be determined to expend a lot of energy proving to the
world how stupid you are. But you know what? No one cares! You're an
idiot, we get that. Now please, please go away.
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Old November 26th 09, 09:50 PM posted to alt.slack,alt.drugs.hard,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:43:08 -0800 (PST), Razi wrote:

On Nov 26, 1:36*pm, THE ASSIMILATOR wrote:
On 26 Nov 2009 21:10:55 GMT, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy"
wrote:

On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:48:58 -0500, THE ASSIMILATOR wrote:


Everytime chemical reactions occur in my brain due to outside forces my
thyroid provides the energy to make those moves to do those things. So
you know, I like to keep my thyroid fresh by holding a purring cat up to
my neck for sixty minutes a day. It seems to give me energy and I listen
to loud nilihistic gangster rap music only 50% less as a result. Kitten
purrs activate quantum healing powers. --


I'm guessing you're only 14. If that is the case, then this **** that you
post would be understandable. Otherwise you're just another boring
asshole. I hope you're not expecting anyone to be impressed.


I hope my nuts feel warm in your mom's mouth


And the point of that comment was, what, to *prove* that you are 14?
Or rather that you have the mental capacity of a 14-year-old. A
particularly dim-witted, self-absorbed 14-year-old. Actually, that's
an insult to 14-year-olds, some of who are quite bright and
interesting. I would put your mental equivalent age at about 8, idiot
boy.

You seem to be determined to expend a lot of energy proving to the
world how stupid you are. But you know what? No one cares! You're an
idiot, we get that. Now please, please go away.


NEVER. NEVER until alt.slack apologizes to me. NEVER.
--
Rob Cypher
http://robcypher.livejournal.com
http://www.myspace.com/robcyphercollective
http://www.facebook.com/robcypher
http://www.youtube.com/robcypher
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WARNING - THE SHROOMERY IS FULL OF RACISTS. Proof is presented he
http://robcypher.livejournal.com/68904.html
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Old November 26th 09, 10:02 PM posted to alt.slack,alt.drugs.hard,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Rev. Ivan Stang
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On Nov 26, 4:50*pm, THE ASSIMILATOR wrote:
On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:43:08 -0800 (PST), Razi wrote:



And the point of that comment was, what, to *prove* that you are 14?
Or rather that you have the mental capacity of a 14-year-old. A
particularly dim-witted, self-absorbed 14-year-old. Actually, that's
an insult to 14-year-olds, some of who are quite bright and
interesting. I would put your mental equivalent age at about 8, idiot
boy.


You seem to be determined to expend a lot of energy proving to the
world how stupid you are. But you know what? No one cares! You're an
idiot, we get that. Now please, please go away.


NEVER. NEVER until alt.slack apologizes to me. NEVER.


Okay, we apologize.

Bye.



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Old November 26th 09, 10:33 PM posted to alt.slack,alt.drugs.hard,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Default HOW I WILL LIVE FOREVER AND DOMINATE THE "SUBs" in alt.slack

On 26 Nov, 21:36, THE ASSIMILATOR wrote:
On 26 Nov 2009 21:10:55 GMT, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy"
wrote:

On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:48:58 -0500, THE ASSIMILATOR wrote:


Everytime chemical reactions occur in my brain due to outside forces my
thyroid provides the energy to make those moves to do those things. So
you know, I like to keep my thyroid fresh by holding a purring cat up to
my neck for sixty minutes a day. It seems to give me energy and I listen
to loud nilihistic gangster rap music only 50% less as a result. Kitten
purrs activate quantum healing powers. --


I'm guessing you're only 14. If that is the case, then this **** that you
post would be understandable. Otherwise you're just another boring
asshole. I hope you're not expecting anyone to be impressed.


I hope my nuts feel warm in your mom's mouth
--
Rob Cypherhttp://robcypher.livejournal.comhttp://www.myspace.com/robcyphercollectivehttp://www.facebook.com/robcypherhttp://www.youtube.com/robcypherhttp://www.twitter.com/robcypher

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WARNING - THE SHROOMERY IS FULL OF RACISTS. Proof is presented hehttp://robcypher.livejournal.com/68904.html


Just 'till she bites down and swallows them.
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Old November 26th 09, 10:34 PM posted to alt.slack,alt.drugs.hard,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:48:58 -0500, THE ASSIMILATOR
wrote:

Everytime chemical reactions occur in my brain due to outside
forces my thyroid provides the energy to make those moves to do
those things. So you know, I like to keep my thyroid fresh by holding
a purring cat up to my neck for sixty minutes a day. It seems to give
me energy and I listen to loud nilihistic gangster rap music only 50% less
as a result. Kitten purrs activate quantum healing powers.

ASSIMILATOR = I AM ASS...TAILOR?
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Old November 27th 09, 12:15 AM posted to alt.slack,alt.drugs.hard,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Nov 26, 4:50 pm, THE ASSIMILATOR wrote:
On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:43:08 -0800 (PST), Razi wrote:



And the point of that comment was, what, to *prove* that you are 14?
Or rather that you have the mental capacity of a 14-year-old. A
particularly dim-witted, self-absorbed 14-year-old. Actually, that's
an insult to 14-year-olds, some of who are quite bright and
interesting. I would put your mental equivalent age at about 8, idiot
boy.


You seem to be determined to expend a lot of energy proving to the
world how stupid you are. But you know what? No one cares! You're an
idiot, we get that. Now please, please go away.


NEVER. NEVER until alt.slack apologizes to me. NEVER.


He's on his back, kicking his heels and screaming, isn't he?

Razi's right. Eight years old.




 




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