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New @#$#$% morning ritual:
Special thanks to the current pet food disaster
1. Stumble out of bed, open bedroom door to be greeted by gang of cats, one of which has a drinking straw in her mouth (Betty), in hopes of playing fetch with Daddy. 2. Stumble to bathroom, followed by and occasionally tripping over 12 hungry (STARVING) cats, rubbing sleep out of my eyes along the way, just to relieve my bladder. 3. Check internet news feeds for any new pet food recall information, with one dozen hungry (STARVING) cats winding around my ankles (and occasionally nibbling a toe). 4. If our brands not listed (just FYI, cats get a blend of Nutro Max "roasted chicken" and Purina Cat Chow - they like the cat chow better, but Nutro is supposedly healthier for them), feed said hungry (STARVING) dozen cats, again trying not to trip over or step on any of them in the process... and pushing them away from the food dishes - how can you dump a scoop of kibble in a dish if said hungry (STARVING) cat has practically planted it's furry but *IN* the food dish? 5. Make way to kitchen for caffeine drink and my own brekky. 6. Sit down at computer, listening to dozen cats crunching kibble, read hilarious (HORRENDOUS) story from Lacey & Barnabus, spew brekky-laced caffeine drink all over monitor. 7. Get paper towels to clean up messy monitor and finish browsing newsgroups and message boards. -- The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)Š email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep |
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New @#$#$% morning ritual:
"Magic Mood Jeep)" wrote in message ... Special thanks to the current pet food disaster 1. Stumble out of bed, open bedroom door to be greeted by gang of cats, one of which has a drinking straw in her mouth (Betty), in hopes of playing fetch with Daddy. 2. Stumble to bathroom, followed by and occasionally tripping over 12 hungry (STARVING) cats, rubbing sleep out of my eyes along the way, just to relieve my bladder. 3. Check internet news feeds for any new pet food recall information, with one dozen hungry (STARVING) cats winding around my ankles (and occasionally nibbling a toe). 4. If our brands not listed (just FYI, cats get a blend of Nutro Max "roasted chicken" and Purina Cat Chow - they like the cat chow better, but Nutro is supposedly healthier for them), feed said hungry (STARVING) dozen cats, again trying not to trip over or step on any of them in the process... and pushing them away from the food dishes - how can you dump a scoop of kibble in a dish if said hungry (STARVING) cat has practically planted it's furry but *IN* the food dish? 5. Make way to kitchen for caffeine drink and my own brekky. 6. Sit down at computer, listening to dozen cats crunching kibble, read hilarious (HORRENDOUS) story from Lacey & Barnabus, spew brekky-laced caffeine drink all over monitor. 7. Get paper towels to clean up messy monitor and finish browsing newsgroups and message boards. Sounds normal to me ;~} Charlie is making me crazy. He is frantic about the recall. Which I understand. But he wants me to give him a complete list of all the recalled food. Not practical. It would make him even crazier. We only feed dry food but that isn't calming him AT ALL. I've told him to read labels for "wheat gluten" but neither of us has been able to read labels without both glasses and a magnifying glass and bright light for YEARS. Have explained several times that wheat flour, corn gluten does not equal wheat gluten. Just means we could probably find a better doggie treat. This is going to be drawn out for a long time isn't it? In the mean time I bought, cooked and hand fed Jake fresh wild filet of sole last night. ($5.88 a pound). Jo |
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New @#$#$% morning ritual:
Magic Mood JeepŠ wrote:
Special thanks to the current pet food disaster snip hilarious post I'm so glad I feed my cats fresh meat only. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/frankiennikki/ http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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New @#$#$% morning ritual:
On Sun, 1 Apr 2007 13:47:55 -0400, jofirey wrote:
I've told him to read labels for "wheat gluten" but neither of us has been able to read labels without both glasses and a magnifying glass and bright light for YEARS. They do it on purpose, the B*st*rds. Have explained several times that wheat flour, corn gluten does not equal wheat gluten. Just means we could probably find a better doggie treat. This is going to be drawn out for a long time isn't it? I'm sorry to say it looks that way. In the mean time I bought, cooked and hand fed Jake fresh wild filet of sole last night. ($5.88 a pound). Hey, if I send you twelve bucks will you send me a coupla pounds?? :-) -- Joey DoWop Dee Remember: It is To Laugh |
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New @#$#$% morning ritual:
jofirey wrote:
I've told him to read labels for "wheat gluten" but neither of us has been able to read labels without both glasses and a magnifying glass and bright light for YEARS. I carry reading glasses with me wherever I go! You never know when some ordinary object will have text on it printed in that horrible tiny font they all seem to be using these days. Joyce |
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New @#$#$% morning ritual:
On Apr 1, 11:47 am, "jofirey" wrote:
"Magic Mood Jeep)" wrote in ... Special thanks to the current pet food disaster I've told him to read labels for "wheat gluten" but neither of us has been able to read labels without both glasses and a magnifying glass and bright light for YEARS. Have explained several times that wheat flour, corn gluten does not equal wheat gluten. Just means we could probably find a better doggie treat. ********************************* LOL I was shopping for doggie treats today--taking my glasses off and perching them on a convienient shelf as I squinted at the labels--and ended up not buying anything. I may have to just make some myself. PatM |
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