Neighbor's bad d*ggy (BW)

We are apparently going to have to ask our neighbors to restrain their
d*g, Sally. I just don't understand it, as she has always been such a
sweetie. She comes dashing over to visit whenever she sees DH or me
in the yard - DH and I love the visits; Mike, not so much. But now
this formerly nice d*ggy has started taking alarming liberties.

Mike has put quite a lot of thought and effort into decorating the
Christmas tree this year; we see him frequently with upraised paw,
*adjusting* an ornament into a more favorable position. We keep
finding ornaments which have mysteriously migrated from tree to floor,
however, and Mike tells us that Sally breaks into the house, several
times a day, and swats the ornaments off the tree. Sometimes, the
ornament is *still rolling* - apparently, we'd just missed her.
Naturally, Mike is shocked and disgusted by her behavior. What a bad
d*g! :-P

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Krista

Mike tells us that Sally breaks into the house, several
times a day, and swats the ornaments off the tree.

It couldn't possibly be any other reason. What else can you expect from a d*g,
it's a lower life form. The d*g should be taken to TED, wormed and have its
temperature taken with a cold glass rod in the place the sun doesn't normally
shine, as punishment.

Purrs, Waffles
(agreeing with Mike)


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I agree with the previous posted reply.

Destroying Xmas trees is far beyond a cats intelligence!!

Purrs

Gizmo

"LOL" wrote in message
m...
We are apparently going to have to ask our neighbors to restrain their
d*g, Sally. I just don't understand it, as she has always been such a
sweetie. She comes dashing over to visit whenever she sees DH or me
in the yard - DH and I love the visits; Mike, not so much. But now
this formerly nice d*ggy has started taking alarming liberties.

Mike has put quite a lot of thought and effort into decorating the
Christmas tree this year; we see him frequently with upraised paw,
*adjusting* an ornament into a more favorable position. We keep
finding ornaments which have mysteriously migrated from tree to floor,
however, and Mike tells us that Sally breaks into the house, several
times a day, and swats the ornaments off the tree. Sometimes, the
ornament is *still rolling* - apparently, we'd just missed her.
Naturally, Mike is shocked and disgusted by her behavior. What a bad
d*g! :-P

------
Krista

LOL wrote:

Mike has put quite a lot of thought and effort into decorating the
Christmas tree this year; we see him frequently with upraised paw,
*adjusting* an ornament into a more favorable position. We keep
finding ornaments which have mysteriously migrated from tree to floor,
however, and Mike tells us that Sally breaks into the house, several
times a day, and swats the ornaments off the tree. Sometimes, the
ornament is *still rolling* - apparently, we'd just missed her.
Naturally, Mike is shocked and disgusted by her behavior. What a bad
d*g! :-P



BAD D*G!!! D*gs are so schtupid, they don't know how to properly
decorate a tree. Like Mike, we are also shocked and disgusted by such
poor behavior. You'd think that even a d*g would know better.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. basking in the sun in Hawaee

"LOL" wrote
snip

Mike has put quite a lot of thought and effort into decorating the
Christmas tree this year; we see him frequently with upraised paw,
*adjusting* an ornament into a more favorable position. We keep
finding ornaments which have mysteriously migrated from tree to floor,
however, and Mike tells us that Sally breaks into the house, several
times a day, and swats the ornaments off the tree. Sometimes, the
ornament is *still rolling* - apparently, we'd just missed her.
Naturally, Mike is shocked and disgusted by her behavior. What a bad
d*g! :-P

ROFL!

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Marina

awwwwwww dont call her a bad doggy, she's just
trying to help, and then because it's awkward to handle
with herlittle paws the ornaments fall on the floor.
poor baby Jean P.
LOL wrote in message
m...
We are apparently going to have to ask our neighbors to restrain their
d*g, Sally. I just don't understand it, as she has always been such a
sweetie. She comes dashing over to visit whenever she sees DH or me
in the yard - DH and I love the visits; Mike, not so much. But now
this formerly nice d*ggy has started taking alarming liberties.

Mike has put quite a lot of thought and effort into decorating the
Christmas tree this year; we see him frequently with upraised paw,
*adjusting* an ornament into a more favorable position. We keep
finding ornaments which have mysteriously migrated from tree to floor,
however, and Mike tells us that Sally breaks into the house, several
times a day, and swats the ornaments off the tree. Sometimes, the
ornament is *still rolling* - apparently, we'd just missed her.
Naturally, Mike is shocked and disgusted by her behavior. What a bad
d*g! :-P

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Krista