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  #21  
Old April 15th 05, 08:51 PM
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
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dsh-diva wrote:
Me anna Xena want to joyn too! Weze also eat our fuds tutu fast and den
hurk, Butted we take turns. Neffer bof at wunc. We also vote fur
Louise fur pizident. Callisto, for herownself and Xena


Excellent! Welcome aboard, Callisto and Xena.

Well, it looks like Loveable Louise is the President of the Hurky Kitty
Club by unanimous vote. Concatulations, Madam President Louise! Here,
this is for you - a handmade cherrywood gavel. Louise, since you are not
a very talkative kitty I will be glad to serve you as Speaker until the
club can elect a regular Speaker.

[Tabitha squeaks up] Cleocatra? I haz a idea. I fink we ought to let
non-hurking kitties, just not let dem vote. But dey ought to be able to
'ttend our meetings and dinners and fings.

[Samuel squeaks next] I fink dats a good idearment!

[Cleo] Ok, there is a motion and it has been seconded. All those who
vote yes? No, Tabitha, that won't help - rolling over onto your back and
sticking all your paws and your tail in the air won't get you extra
votes, you still only get to vote once. All those who vote no? I don't
see any. It looks like we will allow non-hurking kitties to join as
associate members.

[Amelia pokes her nose in] Associate members? Dinners? Will the meetings
be catered? Ah, I see that Tabitha brought some FluffyKitz stuff along -
yes, I'd like to join as an associate member.

[Cleo] Ok, we have our first associate member. Mlle. Anais, would you
care to join us as well?

[Cleo turns to Louise] Well, Madam President, if you don't object, I'd
like to propse that since the TEC is currently meeting and some of our
members are also in TEC we might want to take a break until the TEC
meeting is over. We could maybe munch on the snacks that Tabitha
brought. Then after the TEC meeting is over you could gavel the HKC
meeting to order? Does that sound ok to you?


Rebecca wrote:

I fingk I kwallyfy fur dis klub. I haz bin known to hurk hareballz.
I leebs dem eedur in placez whare itz hard fur hoomins to git to, or
in placez whare I know Mewomie wawks. I mosely duz dat when I wantzta
let Meowmie know she haznt bin brushin me enuf.

I wud also vote fur Louise fur Prezzydent. I fingk shez emmynently
kwallyfied.

Rebecca

"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat"
wrote in message ...

I haven't heard of a club like this one before, so I'd like to
propose a new club - the Hurky Kitty Club. Membership would be
intended for those of us who make a fine art of placing kitty hurk in
creative and inventive places. However, I think we would limit
membership to those kitties who hurk for reasons other than illness.

From what I recall of recent posts, I believe that charter members
would include myself, Loveable Louise, and my little brofur Samuel.
Would any other kitties be interesting in joining?

And I would at the same time like to propose that our initial
President should be Louise.

Cleopatra





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Old April 15th 05, 09:28 PM
Adam
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Well, it looks like Loveable Louise is the President of the Hurky Kitty
Club by unanimous vote. Concatulations, Madam President Louise! Here,
this is for you - a handmade cherrywood gavel. Louise, since you are not
a very talkative kitty I will be glad to serve you as Speaker until the
club can elect a regular Speaker.

[Tabitha squeaks up] Cleocatra? I haz a idea. I fink we ought to let
non-hurking kitties, just not let dem vote. But dey ought to be able to
'ttend our meetings and dinners and fings.

[Samuel squeaks next] I fink dats a good idearment!

[Cleo] Ok, there is a motion and it has been seconded. All those who
vote yes? No, Tabitha, that won't help - rolling over onto your back and
sticking all your paws and your tail in the air won't get you extra
votes, you still only get to vote once. All those who vote no? I don't
see any. It looks like we will allow non-hurking kitties to join as
associate members.

[Amelia pokes her nose in] Associate members? Dinners? Will the meetings
be catered? Ah, I see that Tabitha brought some FluffyKitz stuff along -
yes, I'd like to join as an associate member.

[Cleo] Ok, we have our first associate member. Mlle. Anais, would you
care to join us as well?

[Cleo turns to Louise] Well, Madam President, if you don't object, I'd
like to propse that since the TEC is currently meeting and some of our
members are also in TEC we might want to take a break until the TEC
meeting is over. We could maybe munch on the snacks that Tabitha
brought. Then after the TEC meeting is over you could gavel the HKC
meeting to order? Does that sound ok to you?


Ok!

Louise
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Members:

Me
Cleopatra & Samuel
Clarence
Tiger
Sammy
Rebecca
Pitoonya
Callisto & Xena

Who else?
  #23  
Old April 15th 05, 09:46 PM
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
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Ok!

Would you like me to bring a plate of tuna rolls while we wait?


Louise
==========
Members:

Me
Cleopatra & Samuel
Clarence
Tiger
Sammy
Rebecca
Pitoonya
Callisto & Xena

Who else?

  #24  
Old April 16th 05, 02:47 AM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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I wyll mayke up sum noo flafurr ov MiceKreem©, an bring it.
Enny Slugjestunz?

Pitoonya


Ok!


Would you like me to bring a plate of tuna rolls while we wait?


Louise
==========
Members:

Me
Cleopatra & Samuel
Clarence
Tiger
Sammy
Rebecca
Pitoonya
Callisto & Xena

Who else?



  #25  
Old April 16th 05, 03:00 AM
Seanette Blaylock
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Adam had some very interesting things to say
about A new kitty club is proposed:

Louise
==========
Members:

Me
Cleopatra & Samuel
Clarence
Tiger
Sammy
Rebecca
Pitoonya
Callisto & Xena

Who else?


I thought I'd signed up.

Felix, wondering about newsgroup greeblings

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  #26  
Old April 16th 05, 03:50 AM
Rebecca
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Well, since a sertin kittee hoo will remane nameless haz bin known to eet
whut he hurked, maybe it shud be hurk flaber, but I fingk we kan fingk uv
sumfing bedder.

Rebecca, disgusted at the memory

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...

I wyll mayke up sum noo flafurr ov MiceKreem©, an bring it.
Enny Slugjestunz?

Pitoonya


Ok!


Would you like me to bring a plate of tuna rolls while we wait?


Louise
==========
Members:

Me
Cleopatra & Samuel
Clarence
Tiger
Sammy
Rebecca
Pitoonya
Callisto & Xena

Who else?





  #27  
Old April 17th 05, 12:14 AM
Sylvia M.
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Datz whut I wuz kynda thinkin, but I needed konsensuz.

Pitoonya

Well, since a sertin kittee hoo will remane nameless haz

bin known to eet
whut he hurked, maybe it shud be hurk flaber, but I fingk

we kan fingk uv
sumfing bedder.

Rebecca, disgusted at the memory


I wyll mayke up sum noo flafurr ov MiceKreem©, an bring

it.
Enny Slugjestunz?

Pitoonya


Ok!

Would you like me to bring a plate of tuna rolls while

we wait?


Louise
==========
Members:

Me
Cleopatra & Samuel
Clarence
Tiger
Sammy
Rebecca
Pitoonya
Callisto & Xena

Who else?







  #28  
Old April 17th 05, 03:23 AM
ClowderCat
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Rebecca wrote:
Well, since a sertin kittee hoo will remane nameless haz bin known to

eet
whut he hurked, maybe it shud be hurk flaber, but I fingk we kan

fingk uv
sumfing bedder.

Rebecca, disgusted at the memory

If you think that's disgusting, there's a certain nameless cat here who
eats another kitty's hurk!!!!!

Clarence, bringing a pizza

  #29  
Old April 17th 05, 03:38 AM
Rebecca
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"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ups.com...

Rebecca wrote:
Well, since a sertin kittee hoo will remane nameless haz bin known to

eet
whut he hurked, maybe it shud be hurk flaber, but I fingk we kan

fingk uv
sumfing bedder.

Rebecca, disgusted at the memory

If you think that's disgusting, there's a certain nameless cat here who
eats another kitty's hurk!!!!!

Clarence, bringing a pizza


Eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!! Datz gonna gib me nitemarez!

Rebecca


  #30  
Old April 17th 05, 10:59 PM
ClowderCat
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Rebecca wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ups.com...

Rebecca wrote:
Well, since a sertin kittee hoo will remane nameless haz bin known

to
eet
whut he hurked, maybe it shud be hurk flaber, but I fingk we kan

fingk uv
sumfing bedder.

Rebecca, disgusted at the memory

If you think that's disgusting, there's a certain nameless cat here

who
eats another kitty's hurk!!!!!

Clarence, bringing a pizza


Eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!! Datz gonna gib me nitemarez!

Rebecca


That's what the other two of us think!!!!

Do you want some pizza?

Clarence

 




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