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  #1  
Old October 22nd 06, 12:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default hoomanz iz so rude!!!

so dey wented owt to hunt toonaz az dey duz efury day, so when da
oppertuniti happined along we 'cepted da challenge anna thinked we wuz hepin
owt... but did dey keep da big fat juci mowze dat we didn't efin bit or
anithin??? NOOOO dey throwed it owt, OEJ fur her outraged howze!!!


  #2  
Old October 22nd 06, 12:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default hoomanz iz so rude!!!

anna you furgettedta tell dat we efin putted itself rite unner da kitchin
table so dey wuuldn't hafta mof it fur ta eatit, Chester, confuzzeled by
hoomanz anna whut dey eatz
Stormmee wrote in message
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so dey wented owt to hunt toonaz az dey duz efury day, so when da
oppertuniti happined along we 'cepted da challenge anna thinked we wuz

hepin
owt... but did dey keep da big fat juci mowze dat we didn't efin bit or
anithin??? NOOOO dey throwed it owt, OEJ fur her outraged howze!!!




  #3  
Old October 22nd 06, 01:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default hoomanz iz so rude!!!

On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 18:48:06 -0500, "Stormmee"
wrote:

anna you furgettedta tell dat we efin putted itself rite unner da kitchin
table so dey wuuldn't hafta mof it fur ta eatit, Chester, confuzzeled by
hoomanz anna whut dey eatz
Stormmee wrote in message
...
so dey wented owt to hunt toonaz az dey duz efury day, so when da
oppertuniti happined along we 'cepted da challenge anna thinked we wuz

hepin
owt... but did dey keep da big fat juci mowze dat we didn't efin bit or
anithin??? NOOOO dey throwed it owt, OEJ fur her outraged howze!!!



Chester, bite your human's toes! That always works. You poor dear,
those humans can be creepy. They should enjoy your mouse.
Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147
  #4  
Old October 22nd 06, 01:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default hoomanz iz so rude!!!

anna kan you beleefit, dey eated pizza kuz itz baseball anna dey didn't efin
offur ta share, Chester, disgruntled in a big way!!!
John Ross Mc Master wrote in message
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On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 18:48:06 -0500, "Stormmee"
wrote:

anna you furgettedta tell dat we efin putted itself rite unner da kitchin
table so dey wuuldn't hafta mof it fur ta eatit, Chester, confuzzeled by
hoomanz anna whut dey eatz
Stormmee wrote in message
...
so dey wented owt to hunt toonaz az dey duz efury day, so when da
oppertuniti happined along we 'cepted da challenge anna thinked we wuz

hepin
owt... but did dey keep da big fat juci mowze dat we didn't efin bit or
anithin??? NOOOO dey throwed it owt, OEJ fur her outraged howze!!!



Chester, bite your human's toes! That always works. You poor dear,
those humans can be creepy. They should enjoy your mouse.
Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147



  #5  
Old October 23rd 06, 11:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
unclefred
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Default hoomanz iz so rude!!!

Cheryl Perkins wrote:

Hoomins is furry, furry stranj. Imajin not appureshiating a nize mousie!!!

I haz noticed:

1. Mine keeps sayin 'down' an movin me tu thu kitchen floor. I fink she
iz trying tu make sum poynt, but I kant figgur out wat it iz becuz I iznt
doin ennyfing rong.

2. She alzo objeks tu me huntin a black furry fing thats following me
round. I fink the fakt I was doin this behind thu bedrum door inn nitetime
an kicked thu door bak and forth mite be konnected becus:

3. She wuznt rilly happy bout me anna Mandy havin wun uv those liddle
frenly discussions bout who wuz sposed tu sleep were onna bed bout 3 AM
tuday. Theers sumfing odd bout hoomins anna nite time.

4. She puts wadder out fur me to play wif it an gits annoyed wen I akses
hur fur more tu drink cuz it all kinda got out uv thu bowl. Shez evun
takun tu puttin the bowl inna pan so its hardur tu play wif. An yellin
'SAM' wen I starts playin wif it.

5. Onna brite side, thu fud arrives kinda regyoular, altho I wudnt mind
helpin with thu supply by catchin a mousie if I cud. But based on this
thred, this mite not be a gud idee.


Rite Sam,
They is strange. Our Hooman moofed us tu da city and we got a compartment
tu live in. We hasn't seen a mouse since we got heer! Except fur those
play mice, but they're all tired now. Wez so bored! Ryan has taken to
chasing wall greeblings and uv corse he can't catch one, but he got a strip
off da wall board tu show hiz presence.
We are also fascinated by water, but mostly dripping taps and such. We
haven't thought of playing wif da water bowl. That's an idearment!

Diana, Ryan, & Cinnamon

--
Regards,
Fred Williams
  #6  
Old October 23rd 06, 07:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Meowmie Carol
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Posts: 104
Default hoomanz iz so rude!!!

hmmm...
de indigniteee. we rememfur when we put a mousie on owr hooman's
pillow.. She skreemed wif delight, but den immediately threw it out,
pillow an all. She's always talking about going on a diet, so purrhaps
dat was her problem....
Snickers
Stormmee wrote:
so dey wented owt to hunt toonaz az dey duz efury day, so when da
oppertuniti happined along we 'cepted da challenge anna thinked we wuz hepin
owt... but did dey keep da big fat juci mowze dat we didn't efin bit or
anithin??? NOOOO dey throwed it owt, OEJ fur her outraged howze!!!


  #7  
Old October 27th 06, 01:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default hoomanz iz so rude!!!

you iz rite hoomanz realli iz strange anna kinda ungrateful alzo, butted i
guezz i will stay here i getted fudz regular anna da soft one brushes uses
anna i likez diz alot, Chester
Cheryl Perkins wrote in message
...
Hoomins is furry, furry stranj. Imajin not appureshiating a nize mousie!!!

I haz noticed:

1. Mine keeps sayin 'down' an movin me tu thu kitchen floor. I fink she
iz trying tu make sum poynt, but I kant figgur out wat it iz becuz I iznt
doin ennyfing rong.

2. She alzo objeks tu me huntin a black furry fing thats following me
round. I fink the fakt I was doin this behind thu bedrum door inn nitetime
an kicked thu door bak and forth mite be konnected becus:

3. She wuznt rilly happy bout me anna Mandy havin wun uv those liddle
frenly discussions bout who wuz sposed tu sleep were onna bed bout 3 AM
tuday. Theers sumfing odd bout hoomins anna nite time.

4. She puts wadder out fur me to play wif it an gits annoyed wen I akses
hur fur more tu drink cuz it all kinda got out uv thu bowl. Shez evun
takun tu puttin the bowl inna pan so its hardur tu play wif. An yellin
'SAM' wen I starts playin wif it.

5. Onna brite side, thu fud arrives kinda regyoular, altho I wudnt mind
helpin with thu supply by catchin a mousie if I cud. But based on this
thred, this mite not be a gud idee.


Sam



  #8  
Old October 27th 06, 05:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Default hoomanz iz so rude!!!

Me, too, I likez gittin brushed lotsanlots, only Meowmie duznt do it enuf.

Rebecca

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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you iz rite hoomanz realli iz strange anna kinda ungrateful alzo, butted i
guezz i will stay here i getted fudz regular anna da soft one brushes uses
anna i likez diz alot, Chester
Cheryl Perkins wrote in message
...
Hoomins is furry, furry stranj. Imajin not appureshiating a nize
mousie!!!

I haz noticed:

1. Mine keeps sayin 'down' an movin me tu thu kitchen floor. I fink she
iz trying tu make sum poynt, but I kant figgur out wat it iz becuz I iznt
doin ennyfing rong.

2. She alzo objeks tu me huntin a black furry fing thats following me
round. I fink the fakt I was doin this behind thu bedrum door inn
nitetime
an kicked thu door bak and forth mite be konnected becus:

3. She wuznt rilly happy bout me anna Mandy havin wun uv those liddle
frenly discussions bout who wuz sposed tu sleep were onna bed bout 3 AM
tuday. Theers sumfing odd bout hoomins anna nite time.

4. She puts wadder out fur me to play wif it an gits annoyed wen I akses
hur fur more tu drink cuz it all kinda got out uv thu bowl. Shez evun
takun tu puttin the bowl inna pan so its hardur tu play wif. An yellin
'SAM' wen I starts playin wif it.

5. Onna brite side, thu fud arrives kinda regyoular, altho I wudnt mind
helpin with thu supply by catchin a mousie if I cud. But based on this
thred, this mite not be a gud idee.


Sam





  #9  
Old October 27th 06, 05:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default hoomanz iz so rude!!!

herself haza zoom groom anna diz iza gud brush ifin a kittee haza owlde
inrjuri, Trudi now 'lowz herownsef ta be brushed when herself didn't 'low it
befur wifa regular brush, Chesteer, hopin soft brushes hisef tonite
Rebecca wrote in message
m...
Me, too, I likez gittin brushed lotsanlots, only Meowmie duznt do it enuf.

Rebecca

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
you iz rite hoomanz realli iz strange anna kinda ungrateful alzo, butted

i
guezz i will stay here i getted fudz regular anna da soft one brushes

uses
anna i likez diz alot, Chester
Cheryl Perkins wrote in message
...
Hoomins is furry, furry stranj. Imajin not appureshiating a nize
mousie!!!

I haz noticed:

1. Mine keeps sayin 'down' an movin me tu thu kitchen floor. I fink she
iz trying tu make sum poynt, but I kant figgur out wat it iz becuz I

iznt
doin ennyfing rong.

2. She alzo objeks tu me huntin a black furry fing thats following me
round. I fink the fakt I was doin this behind thu bedrum door inn
nitetime
an kicked thu door bak and forth mite be konnected becus:

3. She wuznt rilly happy bout me anna Mandy havin wun uv those liddle
frenly discussions bout who wuz sposed tu sleep were onna bed bout 3 AM
tuday. Theers sumfing odd bout hoomins anna nite time.

4. She puts wadder out fur me to play wif it an gits annoyed wen I

akses
hur fur more tu drink cuz it all kinda got out uv thu bowl. Shez evun
takun tu puttin the bowl inna pan so its hardur tu play wif. An yellin
'SAM' wen I starts playin wif it.

5. Onna brite side, thu fud arrives kinda regyoular, altho I wudnt mind
helpin with thu supply by catchin a mousie if I cud. But based on this
thred, this mite not be a gud idee.


Sam







  #10  
Old October 27th 06, 06:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Default hoomanz iz so rude!!!

Ooh, datz whut I haz, too! Da temperaree meowmie I had givved it to my
permynint meowmie when I went to my wuntroohome.

Rebecca, wishing to be brushed soon

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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herself haza zoom groom anna diz iza gud brush ifin a kittee haza owlde
inrjuri, Trudi now 'lowz herownsef ta be brushed when herself didn't 'low
it
befur wifa regular brush, Chesteer, hopin soft brushes hisef tonite
Rebecca wrote in message
m...
Me, too, I likez gittin brushed lotsanlots, only Meowmie duznt do it
enuf.

Rebecca

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
you iz rite hoomanz realli iz strange anna kinda ungrateful alzo,
butted

i
guezz i will stay here i getted fudz regular anna da soft one brushes

uses
anna i likez diz alot, Chester
Cheryl Perkins wrote in message
...
Hoomins is furry, furry stranj. Imajin not appureshiating a nize
mousie!!!

I haz noticed:

1. Mine keeps sayin 'down' an movin me tu thu kitchen floor. I fink
she
iz trying tu make sum poynt, but I kant figgur out wat it iz becuz I

iznt
doin ennyfing rong.

2. She alzo objeks tu me huntin a black furry fing thats following me
round. I fink the fakt I was doin this behind thu bedrum door inn
nitetime
an kicked thu door bak and forth mite be konnected becus:

3. She wuznt rilly happy bout me anna Mandy havin wun uv those liddle
frenly discussions bout who wuz sposed tu sleep were onna bed bout 3
AM
tuday. Theers sumfing odd bout hoomins anna nite time.

4. She puts wadder out fur me to play wif it an gits annoyed wen I

akses
hur fur more tu drink cuz it all kinda got out uv thu bowl. Shez evun
takun tu puttin the bowl inna pan so its hardur tu play wif. An yellin
'SAM' wen I starts playin wif it.

5. Onna brite side, thu fud arrives kinda regyoular, altho I wudnt
mind
helpin with thu supply by catchin a mousie if I cud. But based on this
thred, this mite not be a gud idee.


Sam








 




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