Old Harold Chips - CW - C&C

Old Harold Chips
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Harold was an old man, he was sick, and he was in the hospital. There
was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in,
she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a
patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we
ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"

Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old Harold
had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on
his bed side stand. He had been given a Urine Bottle to fill for
testing. The juice was apple juice. So..... you know where the juice
went. The nurse came in a little later and picked up the urine bottle.
She looks at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today....."

At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, pops off the
top, and drinks it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again, and
maybe I can filter it better this time." The nurse fainted...... Old
Harold just smiled

Thanks for the laugh, Dave! We've missed you.
Best wishes,
--
Polonca & Soncek

"Dave Gerecke" wrote in message
t.au...
Old Harold Chips
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Harold was an old man, he was sick, and he was in the hospital. There
was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in,
she would talk to him like he was a little child. snip

On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 23:38:16 +0100, "polonca12000"
wrote:

Thanks for the laugh, Dave! We've missed you.
Best wishes,


Funny story -- needed a laugh. Thanks MLB

I tried that a few years ago. The nurse just frowned and said she'd
already seen that before.

Dave Gerecke wrote:

Old Harold Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Harold was an old man, he was sick, and he was in the hospital. There
was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in,
she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a
patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we
ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"

Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old Harold
had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on
his bed side stand. He had been given a Urine Bottle to fill for
testing. The juice was apple juice. So..... you know where the juice
went. The nurse came in a little later and picked up the urine bottle.
She looks at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today....."

At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, pops off the
top, and drinks it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again, and
maybe I can filter it better this time." The nurse fainted...... Old
Harold just smiled