Mouse Hunt

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
...
hmmmm....I wud havta make uh proffit in ordur tu buy da mize an
kreem
an
binella, an maybe kownz an carrob sirup, an wippy kreem... an
dishez...hmmmm
Heow wud I be abul tu buy deez tingz in urdur tu get
shtarted???????

Pitoonya, ober-welmt

Well, when Ameliagrump and Rebecca and me needed to buy sum stuff
to
start up FluffyKitz Catering I talked to Cleopatra and she telled
me
about a organization dat makes small-business startup grants to
kitty
businesses. I fink she set it up, and habs a kitty she knows handle
da
details. You want me to ask her fur you?

Tabitha
Yaz purrleez.
An fynd owt duz I hab tu be uh reelee poor kitty tu get uh grant?
maybe I kud set up shop neer da beyutee parlur...uh dat iz da spa?
Wud yu yuze mine MiceKreem in yur kayturink buzinezz?

Soo menny kwestjunz, so few anzerz...sigh

Pitoonya

Pitoonya, you can get small business grants from the Bank of Catmerica.

Clarence

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...

Well, when Ameliagrump and Rebecca and me needed to buy sum stuff to
start up FluffyKitz Catering I talked to Cleopatra and she telled me
about a organization dat makes small-business startup grants to kitty
businesses. I fink she set it up, and habs a kitty she knows handle da
details. You want me to ask her fur you?

Tabitha
Yaz purrleez.
An fynd owt duz I hab tu be uh reelee poor kitty tu get uh grant?
maybe I kud set up shop neer da beyutee parlur...uh dat iz da spa?
Wud yu yuze mine MiceKreem in yur kayturink buzinezz?

Soo menny kwestjunz, so few anzerz...sigh

Pitoonya

Pitoonya, Fluffykitz wud be furry happee to yooz yur mice kreem in owr
bizness. Is "MiceKreem" yur trayedmark?
--
Rebecca, glad to find a new supplier

"Rebecca" wrote in message
t...
"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...

Well, when Ameliagrump and Rebecca and me needed to buy sum stuff to
start up FluffyKitz Catering I talked to Cleopatra and she telled me
about a organization dat makes small-business startup grants to kitty
businesses. I fink she set it up, and habs a kitty she knows handle da
details. You want me to ask her fur you?

Tabitha
Yaz purrleez.
An fynd owt duz I hab tu be uh reelee poor kitty tu get uh grant?
maybe I kud set up shop neer da beyutee parlur...uh dat iz da spa?
Wud yu yuze mine MiceKreem in yur kayturink buzinezz?

Soo menny kwestjunz, so few anzerz...sigh

Pitoonya

Pitoonya, Fluffykitz wud be furry happee to yooz yur mice kreem in owr
bizness. Is "MiceKreem" yur trayedmark?
--
Rebecca, glad to find a new supplier

OvKorze!
I'll kopprite it tumurro!

Pitoonya

Pitoonya

Yaz purrleez.
An fynd owt duz I hab tu be uh reelee poor kitty tu get uh grant?
maybe I kud set up shop neer da beyutee parlur...uh dat iz da spa?
Wud yu yuze mine MiceKreem in yur kayturink buzinezz?

Soo menny kwestjunz, so few anzerz...sigh

Pitoonya

Ok, I'z asked Cleocatra. She confirmed dat one of her foundations does
make small business grants. You duzn't haf to be reely poor to get a
grant, you jus haf to be a kitty wif a idearment. If it'z ok wif da Bank
of Catmerica, it'z ok wif da Small Kittyness Grant Foundation to apply
for grants wif udder places too.

An like Rebecca said, wez would be glad to use your Mice Kreem in
FluffyKitz. In fact, I fink we'z are supposed to cater da upcoming
wedwink. Fink you might haf time to whip up a big batch of moce creem if
we can supply you wif some nice fresh meowsies?

Tabitha

Tabitha Kitten wrote:
Yaz purrleez.
An fynd owt duz I hab tu be uh reelee poor kitty tu get uh grant?
maybe I kud set up shop neer da beyutee parlur...uh dat iz da spa?
Wud yu yuze mine MiceKreem in yur kayturink buzinezz?

Soo menny kwestjunz, so few anzerz...sigh

Pitoonya

Ok, I'z asked Cleocatra. She confirmed dat one of her foundations
does
make small business grants. You duzn't haf to be reely poor to get a
grant, you jus haf to be a kitty wif a idearment. If it'z ok wif da
Bank
of Catmerica, it'z ok wif da Small Kittyness Grant Foundation to
apply
for grants wif udder places too.

An like Rebecca said, wez would be glad to use your Mice Kreem in
FluffyKitz. In fact, I fink we'z are supposed to cater da upcoming
wedwink. Fink you might haf time to whip up a big batch of moce creem
if
we can supply you wif some nice fresh meowsies?

Tabitha

Any kitty who wants to apply for a grant with the Bank of Catmerica can
also apply for one anywhere else they want. After all, cats are
independent! To get a grant from the Bank of Catmerica all you have to
do is be a cat.

Clarence

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Tabitha Kitten wrote:
Yaz purrleez.
An fynd owt duz I hab tu be uh reelee poor kitty tu get uh grant?
maybe I kud set up shop neer da beyutee parlur...uh dat iz da spa?
Wud yu yuze mine MiceKreem in yur kayturink buzinezz?

Soo menny kwestjunz, so few anzerz...sigh

Pitoonya

Ok, I'z asked Cleocatra. She confirmed dat one of her foundations
does
make small business grants. You duzn't haf to be reely poor to get a
grant, you jus haf to be a kitty wif a idearment. If it'z ok wif da
Bank
of Catmerica, it'z ok wif da Small Kittyness Grant Foundation to
apply
for grants wif udder places too.

An like Rebecca said, wez would be glad to use your Mice Kreem in
FluffyKitz. In fact, I fink we'z are supposed to cater da upcoming
wedwink. Fink you might haf time to whip up a big batch of moce creem
if
we can supply you wif some nice fresh meowsies?

Tabitha

Any kitty who wants to apply for a grant with the Bank of Catmerica can
also apply for one anywhere else they want. After all, cats are
independent! To get a grant from the Bank of Catmerica all you have to
do is be a cat.

Clarence

Den I Kwallofyy!!
Ize uh Cat!

Pitoonya the Cat!

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Tabitha Kitten wrote:
Yaz purrleez.
An fynd owt duz I hab tu be uh reelee poor kitty tu get uh
grant?
maybe I kud set up shop neer da beyutee parlur...uh dat iz da
spa?
Wud yu yuze mine MiceKreem in yur kayturink buzinezz?

Soo menny kwestjunz, so few anzerz...sigh

Pitoonya

Ok, I'z asked Cleocatra. She confirmed dat one of her foundations
does
make small business grants. You duzn't haf to be reely poor to
get a
grant, you jus haf to be a kitty wif a idearment. If it'z ok wif
da
Bank
of Catmerica, it'z ok wif da Small Kittyness Grant Foundation to
apply
for grants wif udder places too.

An like Rebecca said, wez would be glad to use your Mice Kreem in
FluffyKitz. In fact, I fink we'z are supposed to cater da
upcoming
wedwink. Fink you might haf time to whip up a big batch of moce
creem
if
we can supply you wif some nice fresh meowsies?

Tabitha

Any kitty who wants to apply for a grant with the Bank of Catmerica
can
also apply for one anywhere else they want. After all, cats are
independent! To get a grant from the Bank of Catmerica all you
have to
do is be a cat.

Clarence

Den I Kwallofyy!!
Ize uh Cat!

Pitoonya the Cat!

Of course! How many toonas do you need?

Clarence

Any kitty who wants to apply for a grant with the Bank of Catmerica
can
also apply for one anywhere else they want. After all, cats are
independent! To get a grant from the Bank of Catmerica all you
have to
do is be a cat.

Clarence

Den I Kwallofyy!!
Ize uh Cat!

Pitoonya the Cat!

Of course! How many toonas do you need?

Clarence

Lotz an lotz!
Maybee uh catrilyun??
If I dun't yuze dem awl, I kin yuze dem fur payink bak da lown.
Den yeerz laytur, I wud shtart yuzink summa mine profitz tu pay of da
rezt...
or refynance???

Pitoonya, catching on tu fynance

Lotz an lotz!
Maybee uh catrilyun??
If I dun't yuze dem awl, I kin yuze dem fur payink bak da lown.
Den yeerz laytur, I wud shtart yuzink summa mine profitz tu pay of da
rezt...
or refynance???

Pitoonya, catching on tu fynance

I fink dat the Catmerica Bank grants is like Cleocatra's organization
grants - dey duzn't hab to be paid back.

Tabitha

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Any kitty who wants to apply for a grant with the Bank of
Catmerica
can
also apply for one anywhere else they want. After all, cats
are
independent! To get a grant from the Bank of Catmerica all you
have to
do is be a cat.

Clarence

Den I Kwallofyy!!
Ize uh Cat!

Pitoonya the Cat!

Of course! How many toonas do you need?

Clarence

Lotz an lotz!
Maybee uh catrilyun??
If I dun't yuze dem awl, I kin yuze dem fur payink bak da lown.
Den yeerz laytur, I wud shtart yuzink summa mine profitz tu pay of da
rezt...
or refynance???

Pitoonya, catching on tu fynance

If you really want to pay it back. But this is a grant, not a loan.
Grants don't have to be paid back at all.

You can go to the Bank of Catmerica and fill out an application.
You'll have to go there so you can prove that you're a cat, since we
don't want humans or d*gs getting grants (they're only eligible for
loans, which is how we make our money)! All the application asks for
is your name, email address, what you want to use the toonas for and
how many you want. The financial officers at the bank will tell you
when the money is ready.

Clarence