Hihi, kittiez

HI short, I am TV, a big shorthaired black and white, Miss Violette is my
realkittymom and I live with her and the others. Black and white is
wonderful, TV, Proud to be bicoloered
ShortTail Tom wrote in message
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Sonam Dasara wrote:

Hihi Short Tail Tom,

I'se pleezed to meet yu, anna glad dat yu introdoosed
yourownself! Anna
itz not a gud ting wen hoomans ignore dere kitteez needs ta pway, so
I'se
hopes dat yu join usses on owr road twip anna cum to da beech parti.

I'se Anaïs, a girlcat, twee yeerz old. Here's my pikture
http://www.electric-ink.com/anais.html. I'ze onna da road twip wif my
winkwink (boyfriend) Tiger. Cum offer anna say "Hihi" anna haf a
shrimpee
wit us, OK?

Mlle. Anaïs


Hihi, Mlle Anais. Dat's a bootful name, and you is a bootiful kitty! Yur
boycatfriend is furry lucky.

Fangu for de invitation. The udder kitties showed me how to use de
'porter, so I'z will be rite dere. Shrimpees, huh? Dat sounds *so* good!

I'z don't hab a pikchoor online yet. I'z kinda afwaid of peoples, so I'z
hasn't stood still for pikchoors yet. I'z a black and white kitty, kinda
medium size, and I'z gotted a tail dat's onwy about half as long as it
used to be - I'z had a accident when I was a stweet cat.

I'z will see you all in a few seconds!

ShortTail Tom

Miss Violette wrote:
As long as you are getting proper food you can take your time to decide all
of the rest but I sure hope you have an in to go to. does it get cold where
you are? Miss Violette, remembering the coldwetnnastyicydamp out

Yes, I do, fangu. Between mine offishal home and de place acwoss the
stweet I gets plenty to eat. And one ob de hoomins at mine offishal home
libs in a garage converted to an apartment, and I has full access to
that apartment. I just doesn't spend much time dere - I prefer exploring.

It'z good dat I get to use de apartment - it's kinda coldwetnastydamp
dis morning.

I'z weally, weally glad to be able to hang out wif all you kitties!

ShortTail Tom

Miss Violette wrote:
As long as you are getting proper food you can take your time to decide all
of the rest but I sure hope you have an in to go to. does it get cold where
you are? Miss Violette, remembering the coldwetnnastyicydamp out

Yes, I do, fangu. Between mine offishal home and de place acwoss the
stweet I gets plenty to eat. And one ob de hoomins at mine offishal home
libs in a garage converted to an apartment, and I has full access to
that apartment. I just doesn't spend much time dere - I prefer exploring.

It'z good dat I get to use de apartment - it's kinda coldwetnastydamp
dis morning.

I'z weally, weally glad to be able to hang out wif all you kitties!

ShortTail Tom

Miss Violette wrote:
As long as you are getting proper food you can take your time to
decide all
of the rest but I sure hope you have an in to go to. does it get
cold where
you are? Miss Violette, remembering the coldwetnnastyicydamp out

Yes, I do, fangu. Between mine offishal home and de place acwoss the
stweet I gets plenty to eat. And one ob de hoomins at mine offishal home
libs in a garage converted to an apartment, and I has full access to
that apartment. I just doesn't spend much time dere - I prefer exploring.

It'z good dat I get to use de apartment - it's kinda coldwetnastydamp
dis morning.

I'z weally, weally glad to be able to hang out wif all you kitties!

ShortTail Tom

Miss Violette wrote:
As long as you are getting proper food you can take your time to
decide all
of the rest but I sure hope you have an in to go to. does it get
cold where
you are? Miss Violette, remembering the coldwetnnastyicydamp out

Yes, I do, fangu. Between mine offishal home and de place acwoss the
stweet I gets plenty to eat. And one ob de hoomins at mine offishal home
libs in a garage converted to an apartment, and I has full access to
that apartment. I just doesn't spend much time dere - I prefer exploring.

It'z good dat I get to use de apartment - it's kinda coldwetnastydamp
dis morning.

I'z weally, weally glad to be able to hang out wif all you kitties!

ShortTail Tom

Hihi ShortTail Tom--do we call yew Tommy fur short? Effurrybody hax uh
niknayme. My offishul nayme is Samantha, but dey cawls me "liddul gurl"
heer in duh howse, an I kinda lyke dat (cauz I'm reel not so liddul!)
Ennyway, welcum tu duh groop. Joyne us in duh fun, an hope yew doan need
enny purrrrrrrrs tu feel bedder, but if yew do get sik or injurd, we send
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs tu hewp.

Luff,
Samantha, aka liddul gurl


"ShortTail Tom" wrote in message
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Hewwo, efurrybody. I'z new to dis group - new to de whole compooter
fing, actually.

My name is ShortTail Tom. I'z a boy cat, somewhere between free an fife
years old. We'z not sure, cuz I was a stweet kitty before I was adopted
byu hoomins. I'z actually got two homes. I lib in Califurnia. My
offishal home is nice and dey feeds me and gives me clean lidder boxes,
but dey duzn't play wif me much and dey duzn't hab any pooters. Dere's a
house acroww de stweet dat has a bunch of kitties, and a bunch of
pooters, and de hoomins dere leave food an water an a blanket out for me
in dere garden cuz dey is afraid I might not be getting enough to eat at
my offishal home.

When I was across the stweet last week I listened to the offur kitties
living dere and heard dem talking about dis Usenet fing. Dey duzn't want
to share dere house space wif me (and I don't blame dem for dat), but
dey offered to share dere pooters and showed me how to get into dis
newsgroup.

I never had any idea dat kitties cud hab so much fun, and go on such
exciting 'ventures, and hab such great parties, and I had neber heard of
teleporters neefur.

But anyway, I iz here now and would like to say hihi to all ob you
kitties. Would it maybe be ok if I waz to join you in your beach party?
I'z would sure like to do sum of de fun stuff dat you kitties do.

ShortTail Tom

Hihi ShortTail Tom--do we call yew Tommy fur short? Effurrybody hax uh
niknayme. My offishul nayme is Samantha, but dey cawls me "liddul gurl"
heer in duh howse, an I kinda lyke dat (cauz I'm reel not so liddul!)
Ennyway, welcum tu duh groop. Joyne us in duh fun, an hope yew doan need
enny purrrrrrrrs tu feel bedder, but if yew do get sik or injurd, we send
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs tu hewp.

Luff,
Samantha, aka liddul gurl


"ShortTail Tom" wrote in message
...
Hewwo, efurrybody. I'z new to dis group - new to de whole compooter
fing, actually.

My name is ShortTail Tom. I'z a boy cat, somewhere between free an fife
years old. We'z not sure, cuz I was a stweet kitty before I was adopted
byu hoomins. I'z actually got two homes. I lib in Califurnia. My
offishal home is nice and dey feeds me and gives me clean lidder boxes,
but dey duzn't play wif me much and dey duzn't hab any pooters. Dere's a
house acroww de stweet dat has a bunch of kitties, and a bunch of
pooters, and de hoomins dere leave food an water an a blanket out for me
in dere garden cuz dey is afraid I might not be getting enough to eat at
my offishal home.

When I was across the stweet last week I listened to the offur kitties
living dere and heard dem talking about dis Usenet fing. Dey duzn't want
to share dere house space wif me (and I don't blame dem for dat), but
dey offered to share dere pooters and showed me how to get into dis
newsgroup.

I never had any idea dat kitties cud hab so much fun, and go on such
exciting 'ventures, and hab such great parties, and I had neber heard of
teleporters neefur.

But anyway, I iz here now and would like to say hihi to all ob you
kitties. Would it maybe be ok if I waz to join you in your beach party?
I'z would sure like to do sum of de fun stuff dat you kitties do.

ShortTail Tom

Beverly Orel wrote:
Hihi ShortTail Tom--do we call yew Tommy fur short? Effurrybody hax uh
niknayme. My offishul nayme is Samantha, but dey cawls me "liddul gurl"
heer in duh howse, an I kinda lyke dat (cauz I'm reel not so liddul!)
Ennyway, welcum tu duh groop. Joyne us in duh fun, an hope yew doan need
enny purrrrrrrrs tu feel bedder, but if yew do get sik or injurd, we send
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs tu hewp.

Luff,
Samantha, aka liddul gurl

Fangu, liddul girl! Youz can call me Tommy or Shorty or STT, whudever
you like. I'z enjoying dis - dis is a lot of funfun!

STT

Beverly Orel wrote:
Hihi ShortTail Tom--do we call yew Tommy fur short? Effurrybody hax uh
niknayme. My offishul nayme is Samantha, but dey cawls me "liddul gurl"
heer in duh howse, an I kinda lyke dat (cauz I'm reel not so liddul!)
Ennyway, welcum tu duh groop. Joyne us in duh fun, an hope yew doan need
enny purrrrrrrrs tu feel bedder, but if yew do get sik or injurd, we send
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs tu hewp.

Luff,
Samantha, aka liddul gurl

Fangu, liddul girl! Youz can call me Tommy or Shorty or STT, whudever
you like. I'z enjoying dis - dis is a lot of funfun!

STT

Miss Violette wrote:
Our hoomanz wented out xta earli dis mornin as the furnacemonster quitted,
furry, ourz male hooman haadda getta belt thing fur it, OEJ, the mechanical

Dat duz not sound like a gud fing! I'll send purrz dat your furry can
find the part it needz.

STT