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Old May 20th 11, 04:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Howdy, diz iz Lizzie anna I jus hazta tell urselvez about O T anna da
talking skalez. See da gramby kan't stan up anna read what her weighs
annymore. Her ordered a talkink skalez. Las nite we was all in bed, noooo
not me on da bed dem ofther catz wont low dat yet. Anywayz we herd da
skalez say "Hello" which it does when Gramby taps it wiff her futz. Well O
T walkez ofver itself and it said dat den when he got off, itselfz said "I
am ready" den O T musta haff walked bak ofver itself anna itself sai "14.5
poundz" and himself got off of it and turned roun and sniffed itself den,
itself said "Bye" and dat skared himself so bad he went and jmped on da
Gramby. Her waz laffink at him so muchez he got madd at her den.

This was so funny, I heard it talking and until it said the weight I didn't
know which cat was messing with it. When it said BYE O T shot on the bed
like he had been blasted from a cannon then laid beside me with only his
eyes looking over my side staring at the door to the bathroom. It was so
funny and Lizzie came in long enough to look up at him then go back out.

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Old May 20th 11, 04:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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dat tawkin stuffz iz berrreee skaree... anna furfur more da fudz skalez
duzint gif owt anee fudz, i azked it fur sumfin anna it didn't gif me
aneethin, chester da ingester
"Gramby" wrote in message
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Howdy, diz iz Lizzie anna I jus hazta tell urselvez about O T anna da
talking skalez. See da gramby kan't stan up anna read what her weighs
annymore. Her ordered a talkink skalez. Las nite we was all in bed,
noooo not me on da bed dem ofther catz wont low dat yet. Anywayz we herd
da skalez say "Hello" which it does when Gramby taps it wiff her futz.
Well O T walkez ofver itself and it said dat den when he got off, itselfz
said "I am ready" den O T musta haff walked bak ofver itself anna itself
sai "14.5 poundz" and himself got off of it and turned roun and sniffed
itself den, itself said "Bye" and dat skared himself so bad he went and
jmped on da Gramby. Her waz laffink at him so muchez he got madd at her
den.

This was so funny, I heard it talking and until it said the weight I
didn't know which cat was messing with it. When it said BYE O T shot on
the bed like he had been blasted from a cannon then laid beside me with
only his eyes looking over my side staring at the door to the bathroom.
It was so funny and Lizzie came in long enough to look up at him then go
back out.



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Old May 20th 11, 04:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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On Fri, 20 May 2011 10:51:02 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

dat tawkin stuffz iz berrreee skaree... anna furfur more da fudz skalez
duzint gif owt anee fudz, i azked it fur sumfin anna it didn't gif me
aneethin, chester da ingester


I haf never encountered a talking scale, but I don't fink I would like
it. It soundz purrty scary.

Harri
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Old May 20th 11, 05:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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it haza girl voice, it sayz "hello" "i'm ready" den iffa hoominz iz usin it
it sayz how fluffy dey iz, den when dey iz done it sayz "good bye" we keepz
lukin but no hoomin efur comez owtta it, juzt badbad wurdz whenna soft iz
onna people fluffy scale.

Chester
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Fri, 20 May 2011 10:51:02 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

dat tawkin stuffz iz berrreee skaree... anna furfur more da fudz skalez
duzint gif owt anee fudz, i azked it fur sumfin anna it didn't gif me
aneethin, chester da ingester


I haf never encountered a talking scale, but I don't fink I would like
it. It soundz purrty scary.

Harri



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Old May 20th 11, 06:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_2_]
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Gramby wrote:
Howdy, diz iz Lizzie anna I jus hazta tell urselvez about O T anna da
talking skalez. See da gramby kan't stan up anna read what her weighs
annymore. Her ordered a talkink skalez. Las nite we was all in bed,
noooo not me on da bed dem ofther catz wont low dat yet. Anywayz we
herd da skalez say "Hello" which it does when Gramby taps it wiff her
futz. Well O T walkez ofver itself and it said dat den when he got off,
itselfz said "I am ready" den O T musta haff walked bak ofver itself
anna itself sai "14.5 poundz" and himself got off of it and turned roun
and sniffed itself den, itself said "Bye" and dat skared himself so bad
he went and jmped on da Gramby. Her waz laffink at him so muchez he got
madd at her den.

This was so funny, I heard it talking and until it said the weight I
didn't know which cat was messing with it. When it said BYE O T shot on
the bed like he had been blasted from a cannon then laid beside me with
only his eyes looking over my side staring at the door to the bathroom.
It was so funny and Lizzie came in long enough to look up at him then go
back out.



I am curious. Where did you buy the talking scale? MLB
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Old May 20th 11, 08:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Her hazn't done dat fingie yet budt fank u for saffink me da time of askink.
O T very appreciative

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

dat tawkin stuffz iz berrreee skaree... anna furfur more da fudz skalez
duzint gif owt anee fudz, i azked it fur sumfin anna it didn't gif me
aneethin, chester da ingester
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Howdy, diz iz Lizzie anna I jus hazta tell urselvez about O T anna da
talking skalez. See da gramby kan't stan up anna read what her weighs
annymore. Her ordered a talkink skalez. Las nite we was all in bed,
noooo not me on da bed dem ofther catz wont low dat yet. Anywayz we herd
da skalez say "Hello" which it does when Gramby taps it wiff her futz.
Well O T walkez ofver itself and it said dat den when he got off, itselfz
said "I am ready" den O T musta haff walked bak ofver itself anna itself
sai "14.5 poundz" and himself got off of it and turned roun and sniffed
itself den, itself said "Bye" and dat skared himself so bad he went and
jmped on da Gramby. Her waz laffink at him so muchez he got madd at her
den.

This was so funny, I heard it talking and until it said the weight I
didn't know which cat was messing with it. When it said BYE O T shot on
the bed like he had been blasted from a cannon then laid beside me with
only his eyes looking over my side staring at the door to the bathroom. It
was so funny and Lizzie came in long enough to look up at him then go back
out.


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Old May 20th 11, 08:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Da skalez skared O T

www.maxiaids.com
Lee put me onto it and after looking at several places it was the best and,
we both got the talking food scale and the weight one as the bundle deal
saved some money


"MLB" wrote in message ...

Gramby wrote:
Howdy, diz iz Lizzie anna I jus hazta tell urselvez about O T anna da
talking skalez. See da gramby kan't stan up anna read what her weighs
annymore. Her ordered a talkink skalez. Las nite we was all in bed,
noooo not me on da bed dem ofther catz wont low dat yet. Anywayz we herd
da skalez say "Hello" which it does when Gramby taps it wiff her futz.
Well O T walkez ofver itself and it said dat den when he got off, itselfz
said "I am ready" den O T musta haff walked bak ofver itself anna itself
sai "14.5 poundz" and himself got off of it and turned roun and sniffed
itself den, itself said "Bye" and dat skared himself so bad he went and
jmped on da Gramby. Her waz laffink at him so muchez he got madd at her
den.

This was so funny, I heard it talking and until it said the weight I
didn't know which cat was messing with it. When it said BYE O T shot on
the bed like he had been blasted from a cannon then laid beside me with
only his eyes looking over my side staring at the door to the bathroom.
It was so funny and Lizzie came in long enough to look up at him then go
back out.



I am curious. Where did you buy the talking scale? MLB

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Old May 20th 11, 08:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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well itz juzt wrung ifin itsa fudz skalez it shuld gif owt fud... hermph!!!
chester

ps. when hersef opinz dat box, try anna steal doz little thingyz in between
da glass anna base offa scale... dey iz berree kule until da hoomin seez
ursef anna takez dem away, soft wuz mumlin bowt needin dem ifin it hadda get
paked up agin, Chester
"Gramby" wrote in message
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Her hazn't done dat fingie yet budt fank u for saffink me da time of
askink. O T very appreciative

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

dat tawkin stuffz iz berrreee skaree... anna furfur more da fudz skalez
duzint gif owt anee fudz, i azked it fur sumfin anna it didn't gif me
aneethin, chester da ingester
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Howdy, diz iz Lizzie anna I jus hazta tell urselvez about O T anna da
talking skalez. See da gramby kan't stan up anna read what her weighs
annymore. Her ordered a talkink skalez. Las nite we was all in bed,
noooo not me on da bed dem ofther catz wont low dat yet. Anywayz we herd
da skalez say "Hello" which it does when Gramby taps it wiff her futz.
Well O T walkez ofver itself and it said dat den when he got off, itselfz
said "I am ready" den O T musta haff walked bak ofver itself anna itself
sai "14.5 poundz" and himself got off of it and turned roun and sniffed
itself den, itself said "Bye" and dat skared himself so bad he went and
jmped on da Gramby. Her waz laffink at him so muchez he got madd at her
den.

This was so funny, I heard it talking and until it said the weight I
didn't know which cat was messing with it. When it said BYE O T shot on
the bed like he had been blasted from a cannon then laid beside me with
only his eyes looking over my side staring at the door to the bathroom.
It was so funny and Lizzie came in long enough to look up at him then go
back out.




  #9  
Old May 20th 11, 08:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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I had fun wiff dem until gramby figggered out I had sumphin she finkz I
shudent. Lizzie who hissed when they got taken to the trash

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

well itz juzt wrung ifin itsa fudz skalez it shuld gif owt fud... hermph!!!
chester

ps. when hersef opinz dat box, try anna steal doz little thingyz in between
da glass anna base offa scale... dey iz berree kule until da hoomin seez
ursef anna takez dem away, soft wuz mumlin bowt needin dem ifin it hadda get
paked up agin, Chester
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Her hazn't done dat fingie yet budt fank u for saffink me da time of
askink. O T very appreciative

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

dat tawkin stuffz iz berrreee skaree... anna furfur more da fudz skalez
duzint gif owt anee fudz, i azked it fur sumfin anna it didn't gif me
aneethin, chester da ingester
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Howdy, diz iz Lizzie anna I jus hazta tell urselvez about O T anna da
talking skalez. See da gramby kan't stan up anna read what her weighs
annymore. Her ordered a talkink skalez. Las nite we was all in bed,
noooo not me on da bed dem ofther catz wont low dat yet. Anywayz we herd
da skalez say "Hello" which it does when Gramby taps it wiff her futz.
Well O T walkez ofver itself and it said dat den when he got off, itselfz
said "I am ready" den O T musta haff walked bak ofver itself anna itself
sai "14.5 poundz" and himself got off of it and turned roun and sniffed
itself den, itself said "Bye" and dat skared himself so bad he went and
jmped on da Gramby. Her waz laffink at him so muchez he got madd at her
den.

This was so funny, I heard it talking and until it said the weight I
didn't know which cat was messing with it. When it said BYE O T shot on
the bed like he had been blasted from a cannon then laid beside me with
only his eyes looking over my side staring at the door to the bathroom.
It was so funny and Lizzie came in long enough to look up at him then go
back out.



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Old May 20th 11, 09:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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ursef shulda hissed dey wuz berree kule, Trudi, wif barbi noddin in
'greemint,
"Gramby" wrote in message
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I had fun wiff dem until gramby figggered out I had sumphin she finkz I
shudent. Lizzie who hissed when they got taken to the trash

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

well itz juzt wrung ifin itsa fudz skalez it shuld gif owt fud...
hermph!!!
chester

ps. when hersef opinz dat box, try anna steal doz little thingyz in
between
da glass anna base offa scale... dey iz berree kule until da hoomin seez
ursef anna takez dem away, soft wuz mumlin bowt needin dem ifin it hadda
get
paked up agin, Chester
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Her hazn't done dat fingie yet budt fank u for saffink me da time of
askink. O T very appreciative

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

dat tawkin stuffz iz berrreee skaree... anna furfur more da fudz skalez
duzint gif owt anee fudz, i azked it fur sumfin anna it didn't gif me
aneethin, chester da ingester
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Howdy, diz iz Lizzie anna I jus hazta tell urselvez about O T anna da
talking skalez. See da gramby kan't stan up anna read what her weighs
annymore. Her ordered a talkink skalez. Las nite we was all in bed,
noooo not me on da bed dem ofther catz wont low dat yet. Anywayz we
herd da skalez say "Hello" which it does when Gramby taps it wiff her
futz. Well O T walkez ofver itself and it said dat den when he got off,
itselfz said "I am ready" den O T musta haff walked bak ofver itself
anna itself sai "14.5 poundz" and himself got off of it and turned roun
and sniffed itself den, itself said "Bye" and dat skared himself so bad
he went and jmped on da Gramby. Her waz laffink at him so muchez he got
madd at her den.

This was so funny, I heard it talking and until it said the weight I
didn't know which cat was messing with it. When it said BYE O T shot on
the bed like he had been blasted from a cannon then laid beside me with
only his eyes looking over my side staring at the door to the bathroom.
It was so funny and Lizzie came in long enough to look up at him then go
back out.





 




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