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Iz yoo kittiez reddy fur da rapture?



 
 
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  #11  
Old May 22nd 11, 08:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Iz yoo kittiez reddy fur da rapture?

On May 21, 7:22*pm, "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote:
Meow Kitties!

* * * * Dere'z an hooman Ebangliist Preechur dats preechin dat today iz da
day ob da rapture! Lotsa hooman Ebangliists an fundymentalists iz
preparink fur it.


Uncl Bill sez HE ain goin nower. He sez dat Billy Joel wuz rite wen he
sez da sinners are mutsh mor fun. Sew he can tak car ob any kitty or
doggy hoo gess leff behin by dem boring saints. Weee fink dat he shood
tak car ob USSES and a fyoo ob r frenz, not enough Uncl Bill to go
roun.

--
WooToo

  #12  
Old May 22nd 11, 10:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Iz yoo kittiez reddy fur da rapture?

Will in New Haven wrote:
On May 21, 7:22 pm, "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote:
Meow Kitties!

Dere'z an hooman Ebangliist Preechur dats preechin dat today iz da
day ob da rapture! Lotsa hooman Ebangliists an fundymentalists iz
preparink fur it.


Uncl Bill sez HE ain goin nower. He sez dat Billy Joel wuz rite wen he
sez da sinners are mutsh mor fun. Sew he can tak car ob any kitty or
doggy hoo gess leff behin by dem boring saints. Weee fink dat he shood
tak car ob USSES and a fyoo ob r frenz, not enough Uncl Bill to go
roun.

--
WooToo


IMHO Raptr iz a bigbig bole ov tuna! TuTu
  #13  
Old May 23rd 11, 03:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
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Default Iz yoo kittiez reddy fur da rapture?

I asked mine hooman whut happenz to kitties at da rapture. He sed
dad
Ebangilists an Fundymentalists wuz ignurant hispitts!

An dat we AWL goez to hebben togeffur!

So jus in case he'z rong, is anykitty pwepawing????


Mine Paw purrpared on Fridady by picking up anoffur bottle of Moscatto an
a bottle of vodka. Him figgered him would sit on da kowch an read a book
an drink a drink an laff at da silly offur hoomins.

Sammy
  #14  
Old May 24th 11, 07:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Iz yoo kittiez reddy fur da rapture?

Dat iz funnie kauze da gramby went wiff her frenz on saddurday and boughted
four bottlez of wine and dem drank a lodda itself. Her knew dere waz
nuffink gonna happen on dat day unlez it wuz herown time to leaf uz.

"Samuel Redcat Mahoney" wrote in message
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I asked mine hooman whut happenz to kitties at da rapture. He sed

dad
Ebangilists an Fundymentalists wuz ignurant hispitts!

An dat we AWL goez to hebben togeffur!

So jus in case he'z rong, is anykitty pwepawing????


Mine Paw purrpared on Fridady by picking up anoffur bottle of Moscatto an
a bottle of vodka. Him figgered him would sit on da kowch an read a book
an drink a drink an laff at da silly offur hoomins.

Sammy

  #15  
Old May 24th 11, 08:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Iz yoo kittiez reddy fur da rapture?

urpaw iz berree smurt, anna now hizsef haz until oktofur ta finish it all,
OEJ
"Samuel Redcat Mahoney" wrote in message
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I asked mine hooman whut happenz to kitties at da rapture. He sed

dad
Ebangilists an Fundymentalists wuz ignurant hispitts!

An dat we AWL goez to hebben togeffur!

So jus in case he'z rong, is anykitty pwepawing????


Mine Paw purrpared on Fridady by picking up anoffur bottle of Moscatto an
a bottle of vodka. Him figgered him would sit on da kowch an read a book
an drink a drink an laff at da silly offur hoomins.

Sammy



  #16  
Old May 25th 11, 12:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default Iz yoo kittiez reddy fur da rapture?


Wuz gunna happun en oktofur hallowweennee ia awl ai gnow. Mosey

urpaw iz berree smurt, anna now hizsef haz until oktofur ta finish it all,
OEJ

"Samuel Redcat Mahoney"
I asked mine hooman whut happenz to kitties at da rapture. He sed

dad
Ebangilists an Fundymentalists wuz ignurant hispitts!

An dat we AWL goez to hebben togeffur!

So jus in case he'z rong, is anykitty pwepawing????


Mine Paw purrpared on Fridady by picking up anoffur bottle of Moscatto an
a bottle of vodka. Him figgered him would sit on da kowch an read a book
an drink a drink an laff at da silly offur hoomins.

Sammy


  #17  
Old May 25th 11, 01:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Iz yoo kittiez reddy fur da rapture?

furm whatsa hoominz sayz dat end of da wurld guy iz owtta skaree mofee so
mayhapz itz purpur, Trudi, giggilin
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Wuz gunna happun en oktofur hallowweennee ia awl ai gnow. Mosey

urpaw iz berree smurt, anna now hizsef haz until oktofur ta finish it all,
OEJ

"Samuel Redcat Mahoney"
I asked mine hooman whut happenz to kitties at da rapture. He sed

dad
Ebangilists an Fundymentalists wuz ignurant hispitts!

An dat we AWL goez to hebben togeffur!

So jus in case he'z rong, is anykitty pwepawing????


Mine Paw purrpared on Fridady by picking up anoffur bottle of Moscatto an
a bottle of vodka. Him figgered him would sit on da kowch an read a book
an drink a drink an laff at da silly offur hoomins.

Sammy




  #18  
Old May 27th 11, 06:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default Iz yoo kittiez reddy fur da rapture?

Datz funnee Trudi..Mosey waffin tew


furm whatsa hoominz sayz dat end of da wurld guy iz owtta skaree mofee so
mayhapz itz purpur, Trudi, giggilin


"Mosey =^..^="
Wuz gunna happun en oktofur hallowweennee ia awl ai gnow. Mosey

urpaw iz berree smurt, anna now hizsef haz until oktofur ta finish it all,
OEJ

"Samuel Redcat Mahoney"
I asked mine hooman whut happenz to kitties at da rapture. He sed

dad
Ebangilists an Fundymentalists wuz ignurant hispitts!

An dat we AWL goez to hebben togeffur!

So jus in case he'z rong, is anykitty pwepawing????


Mine Paw purrpared on Fridady by picking up anoffur bottle of Moscatto an
a bottle of vodka. Him figgered him would sit on da kowch an read a book
an drink a drink an laff at da silly offur hoomins.

Sammy



  #19  
Old May 27th 11, 08:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default Iz yoo kittiez reddy fur da rapture?


ai jest fot uff sumpfin..Oxtobur 23 iz mai Pawz Birfdai sew da Rapture kant
happen befur den. Mosey

Datz funnee Trudi..Mosey waffin tew



furm whatsa hoominz sayz dat end of da wurld guy iz owtta skaree mofee so
mayhapz itz purpur, Trudi, giggilin


"Mosey =^..^="
Wuz gunna happun en oktofur hallowweennee ia awl ai gnow. Mosey

urpaw iz berree smurt, anna now hizsef haz until oktofur ta finish it all,
OEJ

"Samuel Redcat Mahoney"
I asked mine hooman whut happenz to kitties at da rapture. He sed

dad
Ebangilists an Fundymentalists wuz ignurant hispitts!

An dat we AWL goez to hebben togeffur!

So jus in case he'z rong, is anykitty pwepawing????


Mine Paw purrpared on Fridady by picking up anoffur bottle of Moscatto an
a bottle of vodka. Him figgered him would sit on da kowch an read a book
an drink a drink an laff at da silly offur hoomins.

Sammy



  #20  
Old May 27th 11, 09:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Iz yoo kittiez reddy fur da rapture?

well der ursef goez, no worreez den, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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ai jest fot uff sumpfin..Oxtobur 23 iz mai Pawz Birfdai sew da Rapture
kant happen befur den. Mosey

Datz funnee Trudi..Mosey waffin tew



furm whatsa hoominz sayz dat end of da wurld guy iz owtta skaree mofee so
mayhapz itz purpur, Trudi, giggilin


"Mosey =^..^="
Wuz gunna happun en oktofur hallowweennee ia awl ai gnow. Mosey

urpaw iz berree smurt, anna now hizsef haz until oktofur ta finish it
all, OEJ

"Samuel Redcat Mahoney"
I asked mine hooman whut happenz to kitties at da rapture. He sed
dad
Ebangilists an Fundymentalists wuz ignurant hispitts!

An dat we AWL goez to hebben togeffur!

So jus in case he'z rong, is anykitty pwepawing????

Mine Paw purrpared on Fridady by picking up anoffur bottle of Moscatto
an
a bottle of vodka. Him figgered him would sit on da kowch an read a book
an drink a drink an laff at da silly offur hoomins.

Sammy





 




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