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Old May 23rd 11, 02:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default Dat wuz a klose wun!

Wunce agin, Meowmie tride to sneek up on me to chop myown klawz, but I did
not alow it. Da lastest time, she katched myownself by surprize when she
putted a towul over myown hed, but dis time I wuz reddy fur dat. When da
towul kamed owt, I fited wif myown bak legz and she had to giv up. I will
not make it eezee fur her -- I will fite her on da kowch, I will fite her on
da kichen kownter; I will nebber surrender.

Sundance


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Old May 23rd 11, 10:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Dat wuz a klose wun!

On May 23, 2:34*am, "Sundance" wrote:
Wunce agin, Meowmie tride to sneek up on me to chop myown klawz, but I did
not alow it. Da lastest time, she katched myownself by surprize when she
putted a towul over myown hed, but dis time I wuz reddy fur dat. When da
towul kamed owt, I fited wif myown bak legz and she had to giv up. I will
not make it eezee fur her -- I will fite her on da kowch, I will fite her on
da kichen kownter; I will nebber surrender.

Sundance


I nose how yu feel! Yu musta bin sufferin wen I wus! Meomie saw me
boppin Jack onna nose an pullin furz owt....she wapped me up inna
towel tu.....I fott n fott n den wen da cwippin started, I bited hur
fumb....she wet myneboddy go den..haha!
I yam tokkin tu yu fwum da bedroom ware I has ben sended. I don't
care! Wil me port offur n we can file eatch uffurs pointy nales?
Neffur giff in Sundance!

Sukie whu wil neffur, neffur bee deefeeted! (or cwaw-cwipped)
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Old May 23rd 11, 09:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default frum Pipps Dat wuz a klose wun!




On May 23, 2:34 am, "Sundance" Wunce agin, Meowmie tride to sneek up on me
to chop myown klawz, but I did
not alow it. Da lastest time, she katched myownself by surprize when she
putted a towul over myown hed, but dis time I wuz reddy fur dat. When da
towul kamed owt, I fited wif myown bak legz and she had to giv up. I will
not make it eezee fur her -- I will fite her on da kowch, I will fite her
on
da kichen kownter; I will nebber surrender.

Sundance


I nose how yu feel! Yu musta bin sufferin wen I wus! Meomie saw me
boppin Jack onna nose an pullin furz owt....she wapped me up inna
towel tu.....I fott n fott n den wen da cwippin started, I bited hur
fumb....she wet myneboddy go den..haha!
I yam tokkin tu yu fwum da bedroom ware I has ben sended. I don't
care! Wil me port offur n we can file eatch uffurs pointy nales?
Neffur giff in Sundance!


Sukie whu wil neffur, neffur bee deefeeted! (or cwaw-cwipped)


Sukie, yoo iz trulee uh TGK ,
ai fite n cuss meomie owt wen hur triez tew clip mai nalez, but Pa hulps hur
n
dey eventualy git et dune. awl 4 uff usses git dem dun abaowt unse uh
munth,
cuz wee git owr nalez cot in da rugs.
Pipps..praowd uff yerownself.

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Old May 23rd 11, 10:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default frum Pipps Dat wuz a klose wun!

On May 23, 9:51*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
On May 23, 2:34 am, "Sundance" Wunce agin, Meowmie tride to sneek up on me
to chop myown klawz, but I did









not alow it. Da lastest time, she katched myownself by surprize when she
putted a towul over myown hed, but dis time I wuz reddy fur dat. When da
towul kamed owt, I fited wif myown bak legz and she had to giv up. I will
not make it eezee fur her -- I will fite her on da kowch, I will fite her
on
da kichen kownter; I will nebber surrender.


Sundance
I nose how yu feel! Yu musta bin sufferin wen I wus! *Meomie saw me
boppin Jack onna nose an pullin furz owt....she wapped me up inna
towel tu.....I fott n fott n den wen da cwippin started, I bited hur
fumb....she wet myneboddy go den..haha!
I yam tokkin tu yu fwum da bedroom ware I has ben sended. I don't
care! Wil me port offur n we can file eatch uffurs pointy nales?
Neffur giff in Sundance!
Sukie whu wil neffur, neffur bee deefeeted! (or cwaw-cwipped)


Sukie, yoo iz trulee uh TGK ,
ai fite n cuss meomie owt wen hur triez tew clip mai nalez, but Pa hulps hur
n
dey eventualy git et dune. *awl 4 uff usses git dem dun abaowt unse uh
munth,
cuz wee git owr nalez cot in da rugs.
Pipps..praowd uff yerownself.


[Bwush] Oh snuffin Pipps, we jist hasta purrsent a yewnited fwunt to
thu hoomin cwippers. I dussnt wike beein cwipped - I wus onna stweets
fur fife yeers n neffur wunce did me need cwipped! So hawrd wuck
Meomie - sneffur gonna happen!

Sukie, proud and unbeated ( who hasn't seen the new superdooperfast
clippers Meomie has just bought)
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Old May 25th 11, 10:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_2_]
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Default frum Pipps Dat wuz a klose wun!

rafflescat wrote:
On May 23, 9:51 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
On May 23, 2:34 am, "Sundance" Wunce agin, Meowmie tride to sneek up on me
to chop myown klawz, but I did









not alow it. Da lastest time, she katched myownself by surprize when she
putted a towul over myown hed, but dis time I wuz reddy fur dat. When da
towul kamed owt, I fited wif myown bak legz and she had to giv up. I will
not make it eezee fur her -- I will fite her on da kowch, I will fite her
on
da kichen kownter; I will nebber surrender.
Sundance
I nose how yu feel! Yu musta bin sufferin wen I wus! Meomie saw me
boppin Jack onna nose an pullin furz owt....she wapped me up inna
towel tu.....I fott n fott n den wen da cwippin started, I bited hur
fumb....she wet myneboddy go den..haha!
I yam tokkin tu yu fwum da bedroom ware I has ben sended. I don't
care! Wil me port offur n we can file eatch uffurs pointy nales?
Neffur giff in Sundance!
Sukie whu wil neffur, neffur bee deefeeted! (or cwaw-cwipped)

Sukie, yoo iz trulee uh TGK ,
ai fite n cuss meomie owt wen hur triez tew clip mai nalez, but Pa hulps hur
n
dey eventualy git et dune. awl 4 uff usses git dem dun abaowt unse uh
munth,
cuz wee git owr nalez cot in da rugs.
Pipps..praowd uff yerownself.


[Bwush] Oh snuffin Pipps, we jist hasta purrsent a yewnited fwunt to
thu hoomin cwippers. I dussnt wike beein cwipped - I wus onna stweets
fur fife yeers n neffur wunce did me need cwipped! So hawrd wuck
Meomie - sneffur gonna happen!

Sukie, proud and unbeated ( who hasn't seen the new superdooperfast
clippers Meomie has just bought)




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