[OT] humorous dumb-burglar story

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I heard a news item on National Public Radio today about a woman who
woke up to find a burglar asleep on the bed, next to her and her
husband. The burglar was sound enough asleep that she was able to
climb out of bed, flee the house, and call the police without waking
him up. The burglar, who was drunk, had tried to use gardening tools
to break in through the house's back door. When that didn't work, he
kicked the door hard enough to break in. He stole $4.12 (yes, that
decimal point is in the right place), then decided to take a nap next
to the homeowners.

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things to say about [OT] humorous dumb-burglar story:

I heard a news item on National Public Radio today about a woman who
woke up to find a burglar asleep on the bed, next to her and her
husband. The burglar was sound enough asleep that she was able to
climb out of bed, flee the house, and call the police without waking
him up. The burglar, who was drunk, had tried to use gardening tools
to break in through the house's back door. When that didn't work, he
kicked the door hard enough to break in. He stole $4.12 (yes, that
decimal point is in the right place), then decided to take a nap next
to the homeowners.

Hope neither of the homeowners had cardiac problems. That could lead
to a heart attack on the spot!

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