Lily-pad woke me up

She was sitting next to me and crying. She almost never gets on my bed,
instead preferring to sleep in her special chair in another room, away from
Eli (who always sleeps with me). But this time she needed me to take care of
her poopy-butt klingon. Of course she left one poopy-butt klingon stain on
my sheet, and the smell sure helped to wake me. I found three more stains,
on the carpet, along with a dropped chunk of poo.

So, early this morning sweet Lily got a bath from her half-asleep meowmie,
who then had to shampoo part of the carpet.