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is these your underwear?
If someone is lying and you know their lying, can you shoot them?
HEre they are, the top 5 reasons you know a woman is cheating 1. She bakes you lasagna AND a chocolate cake in the same night 2. She LETS? you be flirty with another woman??? whats up wit that 3. then, you could always get one of those Fluid Discovery lights.. it shows body fluids on the sheets.. you find some strange on the sheet.. you scrape some off.. and test it for what it is.. so simple The 7th reason you know if you're woman is lying... she calls you BOB when you're name is Neal 8. She washes all the laundry.. she's hiding something! 15. She goes on and on and on and on about something. She's hiding something! 25. She scoops all the litter boxes and doesn't yell at you for having another donut 50. She takes your mother in law shopping |
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"Cat Psychologist" wrote in message oups.com... If someone is lying and you know their lying, can you shoot them? HEre they are, the top 5 reasons you know a woman is cheating 1. She bakes you lasagna AND a chocolate cake in the same night 2. She LETS? you be flirty with another woman??? whats up wit that 3. then, you could always get one of those Fluid Discovery lights.. it shows body fluids on the sheets.. you find some strange on the sheet.. you scrape some off.. and test it for what it is.. so simple The 7th reason you know if you're woman is lying... she calls you BOB when you're name is Neal 8. She washes all the laundry.. she's hiding something! 15. She goes on and on and on and on about something. She's hiding something! 25. She scoops all the litter boxes and doesn't yell at you for having another donut 50. She takes your mother in law shopping Barry I am going to be very crude here YOUR SCREWED!!!!!!! or in better terms YOUR F@CKED evil grin but on a hopefully note maybe number 2 is she wants her to join in ;-) number 15 when don't they number 50 take all the money out of the bank, run up the credit cards leave her the bills in her name and run for it ;-) |
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Matthew wrote: "Cat Psychologist" wrote in message oups.com... If someone is lying and you know their lying, can you shoot them? HEre they are, the top 5 reasons you know a woman is cheating 1. She bakes you lasagna AND a chocolate cake in the same night 2. She LETS? you be flirty with another woman??? whats up wit that 3. then, you could always get one of those Fluid Discovery lights.. it shows body fluids on the sheets.. you find some strange on the sheet.. you scrape some off.. and test it for what it is.. so simple The 7th reason you know if you're woman is lying... she calls you BOB when you're name is Neal 8. She washes all the laundry.. she's hiding something! 15. She goes on and on and on and on about something. She's hiding something! 25. She scoops all the litter boxes and doesn't yell at you for having another donut 50. She takes your mother in law shopping Barry I am going to be very crude here YOUR SCREWED!!!!!!! or in better terms YOUR F@CKED evil grin but on a hopefully note maybe number 2 is she wants her to join in ;-) number 15 when don't they number 50 take all the money out of the bank, run up the credit cards leave her the bills in her name and run for it ;-) Number 51, You have a very suspicious Mind..... S;o) |
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sheelagh wrote: Number 51, You have a very suspicious Mind..... S;o) usually we suspect others for something we do (and still doing) I know men are this way. If a man is cheating? he suspects his wife is cheating (he ignorantly vocalises his guilt) you know.. who's making love to your old lady, while you were out making love The Commitments, and the Blues Bros YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? I HOPE YOU DO I H O P E Y O U H A V E A PROBLEM WITH IT yeah, I thought you wouldn't say nothing |
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Cat Psychologist wrote: sheelagh wrote: Number 51, You have a very suspicious Mind..... S;o) usually we suspect others for something we do (and still doing) I know men are this way. If a man is cheating? he suspects his wife is cheating (he ignorantly vocalises his guilt) you know.. who's making love to your old lady, while you were out making love The Commitments, and the Blues Bros YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? I HOPE YOU DO I H O P E Y O U H A V E A PROBLEM WITH IT No Problem lol...It doesn't seem to affect me. Having said that, You might have a point there... I gave up smoking as my new years resolution, but him indoor's is so supicious all the time. He is constantly checking up on me, & even asks at our local shop if I have bought any??? Does that mean he has been smoking those fat huge cigar's then on the quiet? No Problem lol...It doesn't seem to affect me. Having said that, you might have a point there... I gave up smoking as my new years resolution, but him indoor's is so supicious all the time. He is constantly checking up on me, & even asks at our local shop if I have bought any??? Does that mean he has been smoking those fat huge cigar's then on the quiet? yeah, I thought you wouldn't say nothing N O P R O B L E M,lol!! S) |
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I still say your F@CKED
"Cat Psychologist" wrote in message ups.com... sheelagh wrote: Number 51, You have a very suspicious Mind..... S;o) usually we suspect others for something we do (and still doing) I know men are this way. If a man is cheating? he suspects his wife is cheating (he ignorantly vocalises his guilt) you know.. who's making love to your old lady, while you were out making love The Commitments, and the Blues Bros YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? I HOPE YOU DO I H O P E Y O U H A V E A PROBLEM WITH IT yeah, I thought you wouldn't say nothing |
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sheelagh wrote: I gave up smoking as my new years resolution, but him indoor's is so supicious all the time. He is constantly checking up on me, & even asks at our local shop if I have bought any??? Does that mean he has been smoking those fat huge cigar's then on the quiet? can we say control freak? you let him treat you that way like a child? just teasing it's hard to quit smoking it's easier to quit smoking heroin than cigarettes wow |
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DON'T USE THAT DISPLAY NAME
It degrades you Barry "John Doe" wrote in message ups.com... sheelagh wrote: I gave up smoking as my new years resolution, but him indoor's is so supicious all the time. He is constantly checking up on me, & even asks at our local shop if I have bought any??? Does that mean he has been smoking those fat huge cigar's then on the quiet? can we say control freak? you let him treat you that way like a child? just teasing it's hard to quit smoking it's easier to quit smoking heroin than cigarettes wow |
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Matthew wrote: DON'T USE THAT DISPLAY NAME It degrades you Barry well, john doe is a nobody the name can be for anyone like nomen nevertheless, i won't dissapoint my loyal subjects ill keep it original |
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sheelagh wrote: yeah, I thought you wouldn't say nothing N O P R O B L E M,lol!! S) thats funny as all get out dude checks up on you? sounds like a bad case of being in love, that's exactly what im hearing you love it dont you |
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