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March 3rd 09, 05:15 PM
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Uncl Billz Amkul
Wen da Bear wuz wakin da Uncl Bill he seed a kyute Skonk an wanned to
play wiff it butted Uncl Bill wanted to go aweigh frum da kyute Skonk four sum reeson. Sew dey pulld in differen direcshuns an Uncl Bill twissud his amkul. Sew hee can barely wak. Da Skonk thot dey wer bein silly an jus wakd aweigh. Sew Uncl Bill hasn' bin two wurk yessurdeigh or todeigh. But he isn mulch yoose roun HEER beclaws he spen all his tim in WooToo's rume and gnot wiff uses. And Mommy Mickey gotta wak da Bear an da Bear keep askin for Uncl Bill beclaws he likes da weigh Uncl Bill waks himself. An Uncl Bill has gnot been a good secretary, sew wee didn get to express r condolonces four da wonnerful Maggie doggy an hur trip to da Brij. Butted we did just light a camdle. Maggy May AN hee ain gno youse in dis rume neithur. Hee did fill mine wadder dish butted now he is gonna tak sum pills an leigh down wiff his leg up on a piller. -- WooToo 
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#2
March 3rd 09, 05:32 PM
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Uncl Billz Amkul
On Mar 3, 9:15*am, Will in New Haven
wrote: Wen da Bear wuz wakin da Uncl Bill he seed a kyute Skonk an wanned to play wiff it butted Uncl Bill wanted to go aweigh frum da kyute Skonk four sum reeson. Sew dey pulld in differen direcshuns an Uncl Bill twissud his amkul. Sew hee can barely wak. Da Skonk thot dey wer bein silly an jus wakd aweigh. Sew Uncl Bill hasn' bin two wurk yessurdeigh or todeigh. But he isn mulch yoose roun HEER beclaws he spen all his tim in WooToo's rume and gnot wiff uses. And Mommy Mickey gotta wak da Bear an da Bear keep askin for Uncl Bill beclaws he likes da weigh Uncl Bill waks himself. An Uncl Bill has gnot been a good secretary, sew wee didn get to express r condolonces four da wonnerful Maggie doggy an hur trip to da Brij. Butted we did just light a camdle. Maggy May AN hee ain gno youse in dis rume neithur. Hee did fill mine wadder dish butted now he is gonna tak sum pills an leigh down wiff his leg up on a piller. -- WooToo Welf, WooToo, gnaow iz da time fur yoo too tayk ober tings dat yr uncl Bil no wonger can doo. WIke, yoo bwing nipmice an yarrn bawlz ober too were heyis waying down an yoo putt dose tings wite on top uf him so he can pway wif yoo, an den yoo curl upp wite on top uf him too sinz hee apppawwentwee wont bee moofing awoun. Dere iss menny tings a gud helpcat cud doo WooToo, an bydaway, dat piller mite be comfy fur a kittee too. isee wOtz ub pawsibiwiteez heer. MeOwy.
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#3
March 3rd 09, 05:42 PM
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Uncl Billz Amkul
we hopez you iz betterer sun, Trudi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Wen da Bear wuz wakin da Uncl Bill he seed a kyute Skonk an wanned to play wiff it butted Uncl Bill wanted to go aweigh frum da kyute Skonk four sum reeson. Sew dey pulld in differen direcshuns an Uncl Bill twissud his amkul. Sew hee can barely wak. Da Skonk thot dey wer bein silly an jus wakd aweigh. Sew Uncl Bill hasn' bin two wurk yessurdeigh or todeigh. But he isn mulch yoose roun HEER beclaws he spen all his tim in WooToo's rume and gnot wiff uses. And Mommy Mickey gotta wak da Bear an da Bear keep askin for Uncl Bill beclaws he likes da weigh Uncl Bill waks himself. An Uncl Bill has gnot been a good secretary, sew wee didn get to express r condolonces four da wonnerful Maggie doggy an hur trip to da Brij. Butted we did just light a camdle. Maggy May AN hee ain gno youse in dis rume neithur. Hee did fill mine wadder dish butted now he is gonna tak sum pills an leigh down wiff his leg up on a piller. -- WooToo
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#4
March 3rd 09, 07:31 PM
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Uncl Billz Amkul
U be nize to himselfz. U knowz himself takez kare of u when u iz sik.
Piglet who sprained her own leg last year and knows how that hurts. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Wen da Bear wuz wakin da Uncl Bill he seed a kyute Skonk an wanned to play wiff it butted Uncl Bill wanted to go aweigh frum da kyute Skonk four sum reeson. Sew dey pulld in differen direcshuns an Uncl Bill twissud his amkul. Sew hee can barely wak. Da Skonk thot dey wer bein silly an jus wakd aweigh. Sew Uncl Bill hasn' bin two wurk yessurdeigh or todeigh. But he isn mulch yoose roun HEER beclaws he spen all his tim in WooToo's rume and gnot wiff uses. And Mommy Mickey gotta wak da Bear an da Bear keep askin for Uncl Bill beclaws he likes da weigh Uncl Bill waks himself. An Uncl Bill has gnot been a good secretary, sew wee didn get to express r condolonces four da wonnerful Maggie doggy an hur trip to da Brij. Butted we did just light a camdle. Maggy May AN hee ain gno youse in dis rume neithur. Hee did fill mine wadder dish butted now he is gonna tak sum pills an leigh down wiff his leg up on a piller. -- WooToo
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#5
March 3rd 09, 09:05 PM
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Uncl Billz Amkul
Will in New Haven wrote:
Wen da Bear wuz wakin da Uncl Bill he seed a kyute Skonk an wanned to play wiff it butted Uncl Bill wanted to go aweigh frum da kyute Skonk four sum reeson. Sew dey pulld in differen direcshuns an Uncl Bill twissud his amkul. Sew hee can barely wak. Da Skonk thot dey wer bein silly an jus wakd aweigh. Sew Uncl Bill hasn' bin two wurk yessurdeigh or todeigh. But he isn mulch yoose roun HEER beclaws he spen all his tim in WooToo's rume and gnot wiff uses. And Mommy Mickey gotta wak da Bear an da Bear keep askin for Uncl Bill beclaws he likes da weigh Uncl Bill waks himself. An Uncl Bill has gnot been a good secretary, sew wee didn get to express r condolonces four da wonnerful Maggie doggy an hur trip to da Brij. Butted we did just light a camdle. Maggy May AN hee ain gno youse in dis rume neithur. Hee did fill mine wadder dish butted now he is gonna tak sum pills an leigh down wiff his leg up on a piller. -- WooToo Purrrrrs Unca Bill. Hope you're up and dancing soon. -- Peace, Fred (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email).
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#6
March 3rd 09, 09:26 PM
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Uncl Billz Amkul
Uncle Bill, all of us are purring for your ankle to get better soon.
Amelia
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#7
March 3rd 09, 09:30 PM
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Uncl Billz Amkul
Datz a bummer. We iz purrin fur Unkl Bill tew git bedder soon
Be nise to himself n gib himself lotsa luffs cuz hiz amkul hurtz himself. Owch  He haz tew tayke doze pilz fur dat n doze mayke himself sleepy, Meowmie noze awl bout hurts [in hur neez] n hazta tayke pilz fur hur intens payne dat wont effer go awai, but hur still twyz tew waff n be nise tew usses n feeds usses n gibs usses scritches n nip too. Hur haz a gud atitood innyway n tryz tew be nise tew usses n hoominz. We mayed hurself stay up til 2 aye em tew pway wif usses, hur gabe us lotsa nip, n we run up n daown da hawl..thunder kittiez hur kalz et..[smurkle]. We put toyz inna big bed n I woke hurself up at 6:30 tew feed mee, n chaynge da doodlebox. Hur wuvs dat wurd. [smurkle] Den hur sleeped till noon wen da fone rangh. Wen mine Pa gits off da fonefingy, him will mayke hurself a nise catpuchino on da mashine hur gotted n fudz fur boff uf dem. Hur is sew dum n furgot haow tew cook. Mosey OW!! Pookie kest hit me onna hed for sayin dat bout Meowmie..I am gonna go beet himself up. Wen da Bear wuz wakin da Uncl Bill he seed a kyute Skonk an wanned to play wiff it butted Uncl Bill wanted to go aweigh frum da kyute Skonk four sum reeson. Sew dey pulld in differen direcshuns an Uncl Bill twissud his amkul. Sew hee can barely wak. Da Skonk thot dey wer bein silly an jus wakd aweigh. Sew Uncl Bill hasn' bin two wurk yessurdeigh or todeigh. But he isn mulch yoose roun HEER beclaws he spen all his tim in WooToo's rume and gnot wiff uses. And Mommy Mickey gotta wak da Bear an da Bear keep askin for Uncl Bill beclaws he likes da weigh Uncl Bill waks himself. An Uncl Bill has gnot been a good secretary, sew wee didn get to express r condolonces four da wonnerful Maggie doggy an hur trip to da Brij. Butted we did just light a camdle. Maggy May AN hee ain gno youse in dis rume neithur. Hee did fill mine wadder dish butted now he is gonna tak sum pills an leigh down wiff his leg up on a piller. -- WooToo
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#8
March 4th 09, 01:00 AM
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Uncl Billz Amkul
On Tue, 3 Mar 2009 09:32:31 -0800 (PST), meOwy's nimble, little paws
typed: Welf, WooToo, gnaow iz da time fur yoo too tayk ober tings dat yr uncl Bil no wonger can doo. WIke, yoo bwing nipmice an yarrn bawlz ober too were heyis waying down an yoo putt dose tings wite on top uf him so he can pway wif yoo, an den yoo curl upp wite on top uf him too sinz hee apppawwentwee wont bee moofing awoun. Dere iss menny tings a gud helpcat cud doo WooToo, an bydaway, dat piller mite be comfy fur a kittee too. isee wOtz ub pawsibiwiteez heer. MeOwy. HeHe dis is gudgud adbise... I hopes yur amkul feelz bedder, Unka Bill! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/3/2009 8:00:01 PM
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#9
March 4th 09, 01:43 AM
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Uncl Billz Amkul
On Mar 3, 8:00*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Tue, 3 Mar 2009 09:32:31 -0800 (PST), meOwy's nimble, little paws typed: Welf, WooToo, gnaow iz da time fur yoo too tayk ober tings dat yr uncl Bil no wonger can doo. WIke, yoo bwing nipmice an yarrn bawlz ober too were heyis waying down an yoo putt dose tings wite on top uf him so he can pway wif yoo, an den yoo curl upp wite on top uf him too sinz hee apppawwentwee wont bee moofing awoun. *Dere iss menny tings a gud helpcat cud doo WooToo, an bydaway, dat piller mite be comfy fur a kittee too. *isee wOtz ub pawsibiwiteez heer. *MeOwy. * * * * HeHe dis is gudgud adbise... I hopes yur amkul feelz bedder, Unka Bill! In fak, I sleept rite by his amkul four hiz gnap an I fink I will seep dere again tonite. Hee thot I wuz been nise to keep his hoofie warm WooToo Thank you for thinking of me, Madame Anais, WooToo kept my ankle warm this afternoon and I think she might do it again tonight. Even if she doesn't, her presence warms my heart. -- Will in New Haven
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#10
March 4th 09, 02:09 AM
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Uncl Billz Amkul
yeah, they have a way of doing that don't they.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Mar 3, 8:00 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote: On Tue, 3 Mar 2009 09:32:31 -0800 (PST), meOwy's nimble, little paws typed: Welf, WooToo, gnaow iz da time fur yoo too tayk ober tings dat yr uncl Bil no wonger can doo. WIke, yoo bwing nipmice an yarrn bawlz ober too were heyis waying down an yoo putt dose tings wite on top uf him so he can pway wif yoo, an den yoo curl upp wite on top uf him too sinz hee apppawwentwee wont bee moofing awoun. Dere iss menny tings a gud helpcat cud doo WooToo, an bydaway, dat piller mite be comfy fur a kittee too. isee wOtz ub pawsibiwiteez heer. MeOwy. HeHe dis is gudgud adbise... I hopes yur amkul feelz bedder, Unka Bill! In fak, I sleept rite by his amkul four hiz gnap an I fink I will seep dere again tonite. Hee thot I wuz been nise to keep his hoofie warm WooToo Thank you for thinking of me, Madame Anais, WooToo kept my ankle warm this afternoon and I think she might do it again tonight. Even if she doesn't, her presence warms my heart. -- Will in New Haven
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