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Old February 3rd 10, 02:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
harry
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Hello,

One of my kitties tricked me. I now find he has a total mat half way
down his back. What can i do: Do i take him to the Vet. to shave off
the mat or is there a chain that grooms kitties?

Truty

Truth will set you free according to Jesus in John 8:32
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Old February 3rd 10, 02:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Mark Edwards
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some asshole wrote:
One of my kitties tricked me. I now find he has a total mat half way
down his back. What can i do: Do i take him to the Vet. to shave off
the mat or is there a chain that grooms kitties?


Your cat is expressing its rebelliousness by growing its fur out into a
mullet. Leave it alone and it will eventually give up.

Have you tried setting fire to your kitchen? Plastic bottles and Shake 'n'
Bake burn really well.


Mark Edwards
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Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

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Old February 3rd 10, 04:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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hopitus wrote:

On Feb 2, 6:48?pm, Mark Edwards wrote:
some asshole wrote:
One of my kitties tricked me. I now find he has a total mat half way
down his back. What can i do: Do i take him to the Vet. to shave off
the mat or is there a chain that grooms kitties?


Your cat is expressing its rebelliousness by growing its fur out into a
mullet. Leave it alone and it will eventually give up.

Have you tried setting fire to your kitchen? Plastic bottles and Shake 'n'
Bake burn really well.


OMG. ROFLMAO. MulletCat.


Actually, I think it's probably more like a dreadlock.

Joyce

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I promise I will meditate more closely upon the causal relationship
between going dumpster diving on Sunday afternoon and projectile
vomiting Monday, and being brought to the Evil Place Where They Stick
Things Up My Butt on Tuesday evening. -- Cat Resolutions
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Old February 3rd 10, 05:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Stormmee
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mark you just make my day. please know even though i rarely respond to your
posts i almost always read them, love them and LOL when i have read them,
Lee
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some asshole wrote:
One of my kitties tricked me. I now find he has a total mat half way
down his back. What can i do: Do i take him to the Vet. to shave off
the mat or is there a chain that grooms kitties?


Your cat is expressing its rebelliousness by growing its fur out into a
mullet. Leave it alone and it will eventually give up.

Have you tried setting fire to your kitchen? Plastic bottles and Shake 'n'
Bake burn really well.


Mark Edwards
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Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request



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Old February 3rd 10, 07:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)
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harry wrote:
Hello,

One of my kitties tricked me. I now find he has a total mat half way
down his back. What can i do: Do i take him to the Vet. to shave off
the mat or is there a chain that grooms kitties?


Try PetSmart - most of them offer grooming and veterinary services by an
affiliate.


Truty

Truth will set you free according to Jesus in John 8:32

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Old February 3rd 10, 08:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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hopitus wrote:

On Feb 2, 8:20?pm, wrote:


Actually, I think it's probably more like a dreadlock.


I promise I will meditate more closely upon the causal relationship
between going dumpster diving on Sunday afternoon and projectile
vomiting Monday, and being brought to the Evil Place Where They Stick
Things Up My Butt on Tuesday evening. ? ? ? ? ?-- Cat Resolutions


I laughed at your post but have to point out that your quote beneath
iit is the best one yet.


I love the Cat Resolutions. Here's another one:

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I will not sniff at my male human's feet after he takes his shoes off,
freeze my mouth open in disgust and then sniff my private parts to compare
odors. -- Cat Resolutions
 




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