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Last minute preparations for Meowy and Mosey's wedwink
[ The location: a remote south Pacific Island, a little over 100 miles
from Tahiti. The mid-afternoon sun shines brightly on the black sand beach. The beach is perhaps 50 yards deep and stretches along most of the west side of the island. As one looks inland from the beach one sees a vista of palm trees, tropical vegetation, and a dark, towering volcano that is rumored to have magical powers. From just the right point on the beach, if a kitty looks very carefully a faint trail can be seen passing through the trees with a small village of carefully crafted huts a few hundred yards in. Without without a huge black panther leaps from the top of a palm tree onto the beach and lets loose with an ear-shattering scream.] Where are all of the setup cats? The winking is less than an hour away and none of the setup has been done! [Sammy] It's ok, Big Mama. Wez been workin in a little clearing over dere [he points to the northeast] where we can put stuffz togeffer wifout getting sand in everyfing. We'z just about to move out da arch an da podium and da cushions an da flowers. I'z just waiting fur Ranger - he was goin to da village to ask when high tide was gonna be, and far away from da surf line we needz to set up. Him should be gettin back any time now. In fact I fink I hear him coming now. [ From deep in the jungle-like vegetation a rythmic swishing sound can be heard, drawing nearer. A minute or so later a little grey object can be seen flying towards the beach. As it gets closer we can see Ranger leap from the top of a palm tree to the top of the next palm tree. As he lands atop a tree it flexes, so Ranger rides the tree as it sways forward, then back, then as it sways forward again he leaps for the next tree. This goes well until he reaches the edge of the beach. As the last tree reaches the end of it's sway Ranger realizes that he didn't sink his claws deeply enough into the tree. He gets flung forward, off the tree, and hits the beach. When he realized he was going to go flying he rolled into a ball, so as he hits the beach he rolls all the way to Big Mama's and Sammy's feet. He stretches out dazed for a minute then climbs to his feet.] Sammy: Whoa - dat was fun! The village cats say dat the high tide willz be in about 35 minutes, so wez can set up just a few feet up from da high tide line. Sammy: Ok, den letz start movin stuff over. [Sammy and Ranger head back for the clearing, Ranger wobbling rather badly. A few minutes later we hear an engine starting, and a cat-sized tractor towing a trailer loaded with wedding furnishings. The two boy cats quickly start unloading, and in no time the beach is all set up with cushions, flower stands, a decorative arch, and the officiant's podium. A line of buffet tables is set up along the tree line. Delicious smells are now wafting in from the clearing where the equipment had been marshalled.] Sammy: I guess da caterers is getting set up, an I know da villagers iz getting a bunch of native fudz ready too. Dis is gonna be great! |
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Last minute preparations for Meowy and Mosey's wedwink
Hi, gize. Whare shud I set up? Mosey wantz me to sing at da wedwink an da
resepshun. I has a liddle stage, a keyboard, a mikrofone, an a kittyoke masheen in kase uther kitteez wantz to joyn in. Sundance |
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Last minute preparations for Meowy and Mosey's wedwink
On Fri, 24 Sep 2010 23:21:44 -0700, Sundance wrote:
Hi, gize. Whare shud I set up? Mosey wantz me to sing at da wedwink an da resepshun. I has a liddle stage, a keyboard, a mikrofone, an a kittyoke masheen in kase uther kitteez wantz to joyn in. Sundance I haf just da spot. Ranger an I will hep you carry yourz stuff. Dere is dis nice little spot right ofer here, about midway between da beach an da reception area. It's nice an level, an it has a nice view of da wedding arch an da dance floor, an Big Mama had a 'lectrical cord run over here. How does dis look to you? Sammy |
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Last minute preparations for Meowy and Mosey's wedwink
MH says to missee, who iz gonna drife da red jeep thingy? doez we needa go
anna getz yourown fambly or is somecat elze gonna drife it, MH, hoping dey iz not gowin but readi ta ride if dey iz "Community Cats" wrote in message ... [ The location: a remote south Pacific Island, a little over 100 miles from Tahiti. The mid-afternoon sun shines brightly on the black sand beach. The beach is perhaps 50 yards deep and stretches along most of the west side of the island. As one looks inland from the beach one sees a vista of palm trees, tropical vegetation, and a dark, towering volcano that is rumored to have magical powers. From just the right point on the beach, if a kitty looks very carefully a faint trail can be seen passing through the trees with a small village of carefully crafted huts a few hundred yards in. Without without a huge black panther leaps from the top of a palm tree onto the beach and lets loose with an ear-shattering scream.] Where are all of the setup cats? The winking is less than an hour away and none of the setup has been done! [Sammy] It's ok, Big Mama. Wez been workin in a little clearing over dere [he points to the northeast] where we can put stuffz togeffer wifout getting sand in everyfing. We'z just about to move out da arch an da podium and da cushions an da flowers. I'z just waiting fur Ranger - he was goin to da village to ask when high tide was gonna be, and far away from da surf line we needz to set up. Him should be gettin back any time now. In fact I fink I hear him coming now. [ From deep in the jungle-like vegetation a rythmic swishing sound can be heard, drawing nearer. A minute or so later a little grey object can be seen flying towards the beach. As it gets closer we can see Ranger leap from the top of a palm tree to the top of the next palm tree. As he lands atop a tree it flexes, so Ranger rides the tree as it sways forward, then back, then as it sways forward again he leaps for the next tree. This goes well until he reaches the edge of the beach. As the last tree reaches the end of it's sway Ranger realizes that he didn't sink his claws deeply enough into the tree. He gets flung forward, off the tree, and hits the beach. When he realized he was going to go flying he rolled into a ball, so as he hits the beach he rolls all the way to Big Mama's and Sammy's feet. He stretches out dazed for a minute then climbs to his feet.] Sammy: Whoa - dat was fun! The village cats say dat the high tide willz be in about 35 minutes, so wez can set up just a few feet up from da high tide line. Sammy: Ok, den letz start movin stuff over. [Sammy and Ranger head back for the clearing, Ranger wobbling rather badly. A few minutes later we hear an engine starting, and a cat-sized tractor towing a trailer loaded with wedding furnishings. The two boy cats quickly start unloading, and in no time the beach is all set up with cushions, flower stands, a decorative arch, and the officiant's podium. A line of buffet tables is set up along the tree line. Delicious smells are now wafting in from the clearing where the equipment had been marshalled.] Sammy: I guess da caterers is getting set up, an I know da villagers iz getting a bunch of native fudz ready too. Dis is gonna be great! |
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Last minute preparations for Meowy and Mosey's wedwink
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[ The location: a remote south Pacific Island, a little over 100 miles from Tahiti. The mid-afternoon sun shines brightly on the black sand beach. The beach is perhaps 50 yards deep and stretches along most of the west side of the island. As one looks inland from the beach one sees a vista of palm trees, tropical vegetation, and a dark, towering volcano that is rumored to have magical powers. From just the right point on the beach, if a kitty looks very carefully a faint trail can be seen passing through the trees with a small village of carefully crafted huts a few hundred yards in. Without without a huge black panther leaps from the top of a palm tree onto the beach and lets loose with an ear-shattering scream.] Where are all of the setup cats? The winking is less than an hour away and none of the setup has been done! [Sammy] It's ok, Big Mama. Wez been workin in a little clearing over dere [he points to the northeast] where we can put stuffz togeffer wifout getting sand in everyfing. We'z just about to move out da arch an da podium and da cushions an da flowers. I'z just waiting fur Ranger - he was goin to da village to ask when high tide was gonna be, and far away from da surf line we needz to set up. Him should be gettin back any time now. In fact I fink I hear him coming now. [ From deep in the jungle-like vegetation a rythmic swishing sound can be heard, drawing nearer. A minute or so later a little grey object can be seen flying towards the beach. As it gets closer we can see Ranger leap from the top of a palm tree to the top of the next palm tree. As he lands atop a tree it flexes, so Ranger rides the tree as it sways forward, then back, then as it sways forward again he leaps for the next tree. This goes well until he reaches the edge of the beach. As the last tree reaches the end of it's sway Ranger realizes that he didn't sink his claws deeply enough into the tree. He gets flung forward, off the tree, and hits the beach. When he realized he was going to go flying he rolled into a ball, so as he hits the beach he rolls all the way to Big Mama's and Sammy's feet. He stretches out dazed for a minute then climbs to his feet.] Sammy: Whoa - dat was fun! The village cats say dat the high tide willz be in about 35 minutes, so wez can set up just a few feet up from da high tide line. Sammy: Ok, den letz start movin stuff over. [Sammy and Ranger head back for the clearing, Ranger wobbling rather badly. A few minutes later we hear an engine starting, and a cat-sized tractor towing a trailer loaded with wedding furnishings. The two boy cats quickly start unloading, and in no time the beach is all set up with cushions, flower stands, a decorative arch, and the officiant's podium. A line of buffet tables is set up along the tree line. Delicious smells are now wafting in from the clearing where the equipment had been marshalled.] Sammy: I guess da caterers is getting set up, an I know da villagers iz getting a bunch of native fudz ready too. Dis is gonna be great! ". MH says to missee, who iz gonna drife da red jeep thingy? doez we needa go anna getz yourown fambly or is somecat elze gonna drife it, MH, hoping dey iz not gowin but readi ta ride if dey iz |
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Last minute preparations for Meowy and Mosey's wedwink
On Sat, 25 Sep 2010 03:37:33 +0000, Community Cats wrote:
[In the wee hours of the morning the full moon is shining as the incoming waves lap upon the beach. The eastern horizon starts to lighten, turning the black sand beach from a shiny black to a fuzzy black. The sound of the surf breaking on the beach is supplemented by the sound of kitties snoring, as their are dozens of cats curled up sleeping on the comfortable cushions in place for the wedwink. As the sun finally appears, the cats start to wake up. The smell of breakfast cokking helps rouse the sleeping kitties as Amelia prepares bacon, chicken, and a bunch of other yummy kitty breakfast foods. The younger kitties wake faster the more mature cats and are soon running and leaping all over the beach. Some of the older kitties grumble and hiss at the noisy kits, since some of the older cats overindulged in nip the night before. By mid-morning everyone is awake and up and about. Sammy and Ranger get busy rearranging the cushions and raking the sand to make the scene look pristine. Jocko the diving cat, having arrived the day before, is looking longingly at the waves. He thinks "Maybe tomorrow...". A noise in the distance causes Jocko to look around. He finally identifies the source - atop the volcanoe on the opposite end of the island a huge shiny sphere has appeared. Other cats notice Jocko staring into the distance and join him in watching as the sphere slowly descends the slope. As the sphere reaches the bottom it disappears into trees. All of the assembled cats discuss what the sphere could have been. A few minutes later the cats hear the sound of something approaching through the trees and bushes. Finally, Aed emerges from the trees leading a collection of Second World cats. Aed: "Sammy, Ranger, it's good to see you again! A bunch of us decided to come, so we used a transportation we haven't used in ages. I hope we didn't startle anyone." Amelia: "Welcome, all of you. We haven't seen you in a while. Some time I'd like to talk to you about your transportation system". [Big Mama appears from the direction of the village] Miss Amelia, I believe it is time to get ready. We have a hut set aside for you to prepare in. |
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Last minute preparations for Meowy and Mosey's wedwink
[In the wee hours of the morning the full moon is shining as the incoming waves lap upon the beach. The eastern horizon starts to lighten, turning the black sand beach from a shiny black to a fuzzy black. The sound of the surf breaking on the beach is supplemented by the sound of kitties snoring, as their are dozens of cats curled up sleeping on the comfortable cushions in place for the wedwink. As the sun finally appears, the cats start to wake up. The smell of breakfast cokking helps rouse the sleeping kitties as Amelia prepares bacon, chicken, and a bunch of other yummy kitty breakfast foods. The younger kitties wake faster the more mature cats and are soon running and leaping all over the beach. Some of the older kitties grumble and hiss at the noisy kits, since some of the older cats overindulged in nip the night before. By mid-morning everyone is awake and up and about. Sammy and Ranger get busy rearranging the cushions and raking the sand to make the scene look pristine. Jocko the diving cat, having arrived the day before, is looking longingly at the waves. He thinks "Maybe tomorrow...". A noise in the distance causes Jocko to look around. He finally identifies the source - atop the volcanoe on the opposite end of the island a huge shiny sphere has appeared. Other cats notice Jocko staring into the distance and join him in watching as the sphere slowly descends the slope. As the sphere reaches the bottom it disappears into trees. All of the assembled cats discuss what the sphere could have been. A few minutes later the cats hear the sound of something approaching through the trees and bushes. Finally, Aed emerges from the trees leading a collection of Second World cats. Aed: "Sammy, Ranger, it's good to see you again! A bunch of us decided to come, so we used a transportation we haven't used in ages. I hope we didn't startle anyone." Amelia: "Welcome, all of you. We haven't seen you in a while. Some time I'd like to talk to you about your transportation system". [Big Mama appears from the direction of the village] Miss Amelia, I believe it is time to get ready. We have a hut set aside for you to prepare in. Befur Mosey leevz tew port bak hoam tew git uh few fings he forgotted, he warmly welkomes hiz gestz n sez he will be bak sune sune, wiff Pooky Kat, hoo iz gitting da fings he forgotted tewgeffer. Awf Mosey Goze BEE BAK SUNE....he yells |
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Last minute preparations for Meowy and Mosey's wedwink
[In the wee hours of the morning the full moon is shining as the incoming waves lap upon the beach. The eastern horizon starts to lighten, turning the black sand beach from a shiny black to a fuzzy black. The sound of the surf breaking on the beach is supplemented by the sound of kitties snoring, as their are dozens of cats curled up sleeping on the comfortable cushions in place for the wedwink. As the sun finally appears, the cats start to wake up. The smell of breakfast cokking helps rouse the sleeping kitties as Amelia prepares bacon, chicken, and a bunch of other yummy kitty breakfast foods. The younger kitties wake faster the more mature cats and are soon running and leaping all over the beach. Some of the older kitties grumble and hiss at the noisy kits, since some of the older cats overindulged in nip the night before. By mid-morning everyone is awake and up and about. Sammy and Ranger get busy rearranging the cushions and raking the sand to make the scene look pristine. Jocko the diving cat, having arrived the day before, is looking longingly at the waves. He thinks "Maybe tomorrow...". A noise in the distance causes Jocko to look around. He finally identifies the source - atop the volcanoe on the opposite end of the island a huge shiny sphere has appeared. Other cats notice Jocko staring into the distance and join him in watching as the sphere slowly descends the slope. As the sphere reaches the bottom it disappears into trees. All of the assembled cats discuss what the sphere could have been. A few minutes later the cats hear the sound of something approaching through the trees and bushes. Finally, Aed emerges from the trees leading a collection of Second World cats. Aed: "Sammy, Ranger, it's good to see you again! A bunch of us decided to come, so we used a transportation we haven't used in ages. I hope we didn't startle anyone." Amelia: "Welcome, all of you. We haven't seen you in a while. Some time I'd like to talk to you about your transportation system". [Big Mama appears from the direction of the village] Miss Amelia, I believe it is time to get ready. We have a hut set aside for you to prepare in. Before Mosey leaves to port back home to get a few things he forgot, he warmly welomes his guests n says he will be back soon, with Pooky Kat, who is getting the things he forgot together . Off Mosey goes BE BACK SOON....he yells Mosey says, I am back with the winking collars, which he gives to BobQat and Mimzy on shiny blue and yellow satin pillows. The blue and yellow one is for MeOwy. I also brought along an extra Hawaiian shirt, and a few other things, and a surprise for MeOwy when we go to the Moon for our honeymoon and thank you Booker for making the arrangements for the hotel . There is so much fun stuff to do on the Moon, I have been there before. yeUP It is so nice to see you Aed and Jocko too...smiles It's nice to see every kitty here, thank you for coming to our winking. And thank you for all the lovely gifts, |
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[As Amelia works to fasten her silver-black cape she listens to the
sounds of the bride-cat's party in the next tent. She hears the bridesmaid cats meowing and giggling. From the meows that she is hearing it sound like the bridecat is missing at the moment. Ah well, those things happen. Amelia sits quietly to medidate and get her thoughts in order. After a few minutes of intense purring she leaves her hut and returns to the beach to make sure that all is in order. As she inspects everything see catches glimpses of the bridesmaid kitties as they run errands. All of the bridesmaid cats are in lovely muumuus, paw-crafted on Qat Island. Rebecca, teh maidcat of honor, is wearing a black muumuu with a green leaf pattern. Harri Roadcat, Sqweex, Mme Anais WooToo, Piglett, Petunia, and Beauty are all wearing different muumuus, all in beautiful bright colors. The groom's kitties are also dressed and prepared. Ranger tries hard to keeps his furs in order, OT is always dashing and handsome, Wascal looks very dignified, Sammy looks like he's trying to relax while still keeping an eye on Ranger, and Booker looks like he's ready for anything. Sundance is over at his DJC (disk jockey cat) station, warming up and test the musical gear. Kitties from the Community are standing and sitting around, visiting and meowing. The Second World kitties are visiting with the local island kitties. It looks like all we need now is the bridecat and the groomcat.. Amelia summons Ranger to go find them both and ask if they're ready to begin.] Amelia: Hmmm, a helicopter is headed this way. An orange striped one. Like Harri flies. Oh Bast, she isn't going to do something crazy like she usually does, is she? Oh no, she's diving - I can't look! [She covers her eyes with her paws] Oh, good, she didn't crash. I DO wish she wouldn't fly like that! Whoever is in that copter with her must be terrified. I guess I'll so see what's up, and whether anykitty needs anything. |
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Last minute preparations for Meowy and Mosey's wedwink
O T freezes as the chopper starts to devend, pleaze, pleaze Harri, be
karefulz he thinks as he sees her pull out of the dive and settle on the sand. "Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ... [As Amelia works to fasten her silver-black cape she listens to the sounds of the bride-cat's party in the next tent. She hears the bridesmaid cats meowing and giggling. From the meows that she is hearing it sound like the bridecat is missing at the moment. Ah well, those things happen. Amelia sits quietly to medidate and get her thoughts in order. After a few minutes of intense purring she leaves her hut and returns to the beach to make sure that all is in order. As she inspects everything see catches glimpses of the bridesmaid kitties as they run errands. All of the bridesmaid cats are in lovely muumuus, paw-crafted on Qat Island. Rebecca, teh maidcat of honor, is wearing a black muumuu with a green leaf pattern. Harri Roadcat, Sqweex, Mme Anais WooToo, Piglett, Petunia, and Beauty are all wearing different muumuus, all in beautiful bright colors. The groom's kitties are also dressed and prepared. Ranger tries hard to keeps his furs in order, OT is always dashing and handsome, Wascal looks very dignified, Sammy looks like he's trying to relax while still keeping an eye on Ranger, and Booker looks like he's ready for anything. Sundance is over at his DJC (disk jockey cat) station, warming up and test the musical gear. Kitties from the Community are standing and sitting around, visiting and meowing. The Second World kitties are visiting with the local island kitties. It looks like all we need now is the bridecat and the groomcat.. Amelia summons Ranger to go find them both and ask if they're ready to begin.] Amelia: Hmmm, a helicopter is headed this way. An orange striped one. Like Harri flies. Oh Bast, she isn't going to do something crazy like she usually does, is she? Oh no, she's diving - I can't look! [She covers her eyes with her paws] Oh, good, she didn't crash. I DO wish she wouldn't fly like that! Whoever is in that copter with her must be terrified. I guess I'll so see what's up, and whether anykitty needs anything. |
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