tribute BoB The Cat

Tiger approaches the podium and clearz hizown throat. Bob waz a manx lukin
kitty wif veri soft furz anna no tail, da soft'z mom taked him in when da
polize officerz telled her dat it wuz hiz lazt day befure bein sented to da
brige... no hoomin unnerstood how he got where he wuz anna he had no kollar
so dey juzt summed he luked lika manz anna wuzint a purebred one... now da
softz dad iz veri lergic so da softz mom gifed himz to softz sisfurinpaw
beclawz she liked himz anna bob liked her mediately... he lifed in/owt wif
diz fambli for four yearz anna wuz veri gud furndz wif da fambli beagle
doggie. himz akted more like doggie sumtimez dan a kitty bt he wuz a veri
nize cat anna efin letted the miniture hoominz pet himz furz, da softz sil
kalled her onna ringy box, dey wuz snowed in anna bob wuz veri sik, she
talked to da sil anna trida komfurt her while bob started himz trip to da
brige, da softz brofur was not able to calm da sil down enif ta see he
shoulda hepped bob on hiz way butted he did go qwikly so it worked out for
bob inna end...

Tiger
mo

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