Ping Harri

Oh boyz we is in fer it nowz. O T climbs in the back with Lewi. Hang on
fren we iz bout ta take off!!
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:06:02 -0700, Debby Hanoka wrote:

Would youse like to ride in the Kitty Utility Vehicle Mr. Lewi boughted
me for our winkwink? I finally figured out how to work the clutch, and
it has hyperdrive! Just like the Millennium Falcon in Star Wars!

Kitty Schottland, Age 18
Chief Tortie In Residence
Quite Possibly The Oldest Cat On RPCC!

KS, I didn't realize dat you was efen older dan Cleocatra! Her is almost
dat old.

Dat is a furry nice offer. I fink we would like dat. Hyperdrive sounds
furry fast, and I like going fast.

Harri

Kitty Schottland, Age 18
Chief Tortie In Residence
Quite Possibly The Oldest Cat On RPCC!

Cn u support dis claim? Da Fur Trade Comishun wants 2 kno.

"Lovable Louise"
Acting Chief Justicat

Kitty Schottland, Age 18
Chief Tortie In Residence
Quite Possibly The Oldest Cat On RPCC!

Cn u support dis claim? Da Fur Trade Comishun wants 2 kno.

Yes ma'am. I was born February 14, 1990. I was fixedwhennotbroke and
declawed in the front when I was six months old. I met the hoomin I
call GranMeowmie when she got a job working for TED. I was five years
old at the time. I went to live with her in October 1997, when I was
seven and a half, and have been with her ever since. I'm now eighteen
and a half years old, and the only thing wrong with me is that I have
hyperthyroidism.

Respectfully submitted,
Kitty Schottland, Age 18
Chief Tortie In Residence

Hello, this is Lewi D. Cat husbandkitty of Kitty Schottland and, there is
no need to doubt what she says is her age. She is a wonderful cat and the
last thing anyones slave would do is not be as sure as they could be about
their age. The last thing the humans want is for us to get old and leave
them.
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
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Kitty Schottland, Age 18
Chief Tortie In Residence
Quite Possibly The Oldest Cat On RPCC!

Cn u support dis claim? Da Fur Trade Comishun wants 2 kno.

Yes ma'am. I was born February 14, 1990. I was fixedwhennotbroke and
declawed in the front when I was six months old. I met the hoomin I
call GranMeowmie when she got a job working for TED. I was five years
old at the time. I went to live with her in October 1997, when I was
seven and a half, and have been with her ever since. I'm now eighteen
and a half years old, and the only thing wrong with me is that I have
hyperthyroidism.

Respectfully submitted,
Kitty Schottland, Age 18
Chief Tortie In Residence

Kitty Schottland, Age 18
Chief Tortie In Residence
Quite Possibly The Oldest Cat On RPCC!
Cn u support dis claim? Da Fur Trade Comishun wants 2 kno.

Yes ma'am. I was born February 14, 1990.

Ok, u 18. But verify 'oldest cat n RPCC'.

"Lovable Louise"
Acting Chief Justicat

On Sep 29, 11:21*am, Adam wrote:
Kitty Schottland, Age 18
Chief Tortie In Residence
Quite Possibly The Oldest Cat On RPCC!
Cn u support dis claim? Da Fur Trade Comishun wants 2 kno.

Yes ma'am. *I was born February 14, 1990.

Ok, u 18. But verify 'oldest cat n RPCC'.

"Lovable Louise"
Acting Chief Justicat

Is there anykitty who meows on this newsgroup, who's older than
eighteen-and-a-half?

Kitty Schottland

Is there anykitty who meows on this newsgroup, who's older than
eighteen-and-a-half?

Kitty Schottland

I'm only 17.

Cleo

Ok, u 18. But verify 'oldest cat n RPCC'.

"Lovable Louise"
Acting Chief Justicat

Is there anykitty who meows on this newsgroup, who's older than
eighteen-and-a-half?

Kitty Schottland

Got 2 include catz dat only show up 4 Jellicle Ball r Kissamouse list.

"Lovable Louise"
Acting Chief Justicat

Why iz diz so portant to u? Iffin her iz da onlee one that bofferz wiff uz
all da timez den, her iz da oldestz regular on diz group. O T wondering why
this is an issue. We can always beat the bushes for an older cat that no
one knows just to hold the "record".
"Adam" wrote in message
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Ok, u 18. But verify 'oldest cat n RPCC'.

"Lovable Louise"
Acting Chief Justicat

Is there anykitty who meows on this newsgroup, who's older than
eighteen-and-a-half?

Kitty Schottland

Got 2 include catz dat only show up 4 Jellicle Ball r Kissamouse list.

"Lovable Louise"
Acting Chief Justicat

Granby wrote:
Why iz diz so portant to u? Iffin her iz da onlee one that bofferz wiff uz
all da timez den, her iz da oldestz regular on diz group. O T wondering why
this is an issue. We can always beat the bushes for an older cat that no
one knows just to hold the "record".

Ize Acting Chief Justicat, deze clayms gotta be substantiated.

"Lovable Louise"
Acting Chief Justicat