Shameful behavior at TEDs

We can't make this a crime. If we did, it would take away one of the
most important parts of our catness - our independence!

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
diz iz gotta bea krime or somfin, Tiger, offikal ted hater
Me wrote in message
...
We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did at TEDs
last week.

Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and shotz. Ize waz
in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were in da soft
carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum.

Den Booker kept pushin on his carrier so meowmie opened it up and he
kame out on his own an xplored da hole rum. Den he jumped on da table an
flopped on his side like he owned da place.

Den TED camed in an started pettin Booker and he stuck his rump up in da
air like he LIKED TED. How shameful. Den when TED waz dun with him, an
riting on his chart, Booker jumped off da table and ran ran over to TED
for more pets. TED waz laughin cuz Booker waz aktin like a d*g.

Chappy an me was mortified.

Snowflake

We agree!

Chester and Nathan

Stormmee wrote:
da onliezt good ted iz a bit ted, Tiger, with his howze agreein
ClowderCat wrote in message
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Me wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's horrible!

Chester and Nathan


What kin we do bout deze poorly behavin kats? Dey don't deserve to be
kalled kats.

Snowflake


We don't know. Clarence thinks there's nothing wrong with what he
does. He likes attention from all humans!

Chester and Nathan


But frum TED????? He stuck us all with needles. Den after dat Booker
runs runs runs ofer to him fur more petz. Weze supposed to melt into da
carrier so weze not seen at TEDs. Den no more sharpie needles.

Snowflake

We don't understand it. We think all humans except mom are scary!

Chester and Nathan

Adam wrote:
For some reason, Chester and Nathan think TED is horrible! They're
scared of everything!

Clarence

Du u reely want Chief Justicat whoze skared uv evrything? Afrayd 2 make
bold decishuns? I not skared uv nuthin, not even Fatcat!

"Lovable Louise"

I'm not scared to make bold decisions! And I'm not scared of
everything. Clarence just thinks I am!!!!!

Chester

kulld yoou purnish dat ted fur tryinta fool a kitty dat dey iz nize?
Stormmee, thinking
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
We can't make this a crime. If we did, it would take away one of the
most important parts of our catness - our independence!

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
diz iz gotta bea krime or somfin, Tiger, offikal ted hater
Me wrote in message
...
We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did at TEDs
last week.

Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and shotz. Ize
waz
in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were in da soft
carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum.

Den Booker kept pushin on his carrier so meowmie opened it up and he
kame out on his own an xplored da hole rum. Den he jumped on da table
an
flopped on his side like he owned da place.

Den TED camed in an started pettin Booker and he stuck his rump up in
da
air like he LIKED TED. How shameful. Den when TED waz dun with him, an
riting on his chart, Booker jumped off da table and ran ran over to
TED
for more pets. TED waz laughin cuz Booker waz aktin like a d*g.

Chappy an me was mortified.

Snowflake

I haf tu go see himm Saturdee, but Ime tuu scared tu bite.

Joey


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
da onliezt good ted iz a bit ted, Tiger, with his howze agreein
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Me wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's horrible!

Chester and Nathan


What kin we do bout deze poorly behavin kats? Dey don't deserve
to be
kalled kats.

Snowflake


We don't know. Clarence thinks there's nothing wrong with what
he
does. He likes attention from all humans!

Chester and Nathan


But frum TED????? He stuck us all with needles. Den after dat
Booker
runs runs runs ofer to him fur more petz. Weze supposed to melt
into da
carrier so weze not seen at TEDs. Den no more sharpie needles.

Snowflake

We don't understand it. We think all humans except mom are scary!

Chester and Nathan

Julie Porter wrote:
Me wrote:
We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did
at
TEDs
last week.

Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and
shotz.
Ize
waz
in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were
in da
soft
carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum.

Den Booker kept pushin on his carrier so meowmie opened it
up
and he
kame out on his own an xplored da hole rum. Den he jumped on
da
table an
flopped on his side like he owned da place.

Den TED camed in an started pettin Booker and he stuck his
rump
up
in da
air like he LIKED TED. How shameful. Den when TED waz dun
with
him,
an
riting on his chart, Booker jumped off da table and ran ran
over
to
TED
for more pets. TED waz laughin cuz Booker waz aktin like a
d*g.

Chappy an me was mortified.

Snowflake

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's horrible!

Chester and Nathan


I du dat, tuu. I luff TED Hal.

LeO, embarrassed

There's nothing to be embarrassed about. I kissed TED the first
time
I
saw her!

Clarence

Owh, dats nise! I crawld under hur shirt. Ime REEL shye.

Jack

For some reason, Chester and Nathan think TED is horrible! They're
scared of everything!

Clarence

I lett him rubb my tummy an my eerz.

Jaspurr

Of course I can. Cats can punish a human for anything they want!

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
kulld yoou purnish dat ted fur tryinta fool a kitty dat dey iz nize?
Stormmee, thinking
ClowderCat wrote in message
oups.com...
We can't make this a crime. If we did, it would take away one of the
most important parts of our catness - our independence!

Chester

Stormmee wrote:
diz iz gotta bea krime or somfin, Tiger, offikal ted hater
Me wrote in message
...
We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did at TEDs
last week.

Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and shotz. Ize
waz
in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were in da soft
carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum.

Den Booker kept pushin on his carrier so meowmie opened it up and he
kame out on his own an xplored da hole rum. Den he jumped on da table
an
flopped on his side like he owned da place.

Den TED camed in an started pettin Booker and he stuck his rump up in
da
air like he LIKED TED. How shameful. Den when TED waz dun with him, an
riting on his chart, Booker jumped off da table and ran ran over to
TED
for more pets. TED waz laughin cuz Booker waz aktin like a d*g.

Chappy an me was mortified.

Snowflake

Julie Porter wrote:

Julie Porter wrote:
Me wrote:
We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did
at
TEDs
last week.

Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and
shotz.
Ize
waz
in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were
in da
soft
carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum.

Den Booker kept pushin on his carrier so meowmie opened it
up
and he
kame out on his own an xplored da hole rum. Den he jumped on
da
table an
flopped on his side like he owned da place.

Den TED camed in an started pettin Booker and he stuck his
rump
up
in da
air like he LIKED TED. How shameful. Den when TED waz dun
with
him,
an
riting on his chart, Booker jumped off da table and ran ran
over
to
TED
for more pets. TED waz laughin cuz Booker waz aktin like a
d*g.

Chappy an me was mortified.

Snowflake

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's horrible!

Chester and Nathan


I du dat, tuu. I luff TED Hal.

LeO, embarrassed

There's nothing to be embarrassed about. I kissed TED the first
time
I
saw her!

Clarence

Owh, dats nise! I crawld under hur shirt. Ime REEL shye.

Jack

For some reason, Chester and Nathan think TED is horrible! They're
scared of everything!

Clarence

I lett him rubb my tummy an my eerz.

Jaspurr

I don't really like having my tummy rubbed. It feels weird. But I'll
let any good smelling human rub my ears.

Clarence

you kan alwayz juz poop on da ted table, dat iz kule, Tiger who knows
Julie Porter wrote in message
ink.net...
I haf tu go see himm Saturdee, but Ime tuu scared tu bite.

Joey


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
da onliezt good ted iz a bit ted, Tiger, with his howze agreein
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Me wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's horrible!

Chester and Nathan


What kin we do bout deze poorly behavin kats? Dey don't deserve
to be
kalled kats.

Snowflake


We don't know. Clarence thinks there's nothing wrong with what
he
does. He likes attention from all humans!

Chester and Nathan


But frum TED????? He stuck us all with needles. Den after dat
Booker
runs runs runs ofer to him fur more petz. Weze supposed to melt
into da
carrier so weze not seen at TEDs. Den no more sharpie needles.

Snowflake

We don't understand it. We think all humans except mom are scary!

Chester and Nathan

Me wrote:
Julie Porter wrote:

I du dat, tuu. I luff TED Hal.

LeO, embarrassed

See, see, see...Ize not alone. Clarence an Leo an me all ar freendly
kitties. All da othurs ar just rude.

Booker

I'Z NOTTID ROOD!!! I'z jist doan wike da weigh TED smellz, sew I'z
hisssspit attid hizownself... den him SHOOTZ mineownself!!!!! DAT'Z
wen I twy tu tayk uh chunk owtta hiz handz. Iz kalled refenj... nottid
ROODNESS!!! I'z furry purrlyte arownd uffur hoominz. Jist akz
Granmeowmie. Hur frendz luf mineownself. Sew duz Granpaw, fur dat
matfur.

--- Onyx, indignant at bein' misunfurstood an' bein' kalled a rood
kitty...