Awmost got a new sibling

My mommy wecently saw de cutest widdle kitten in de window of de mall
pet shop an wuz sooo tempted to buy it. She eben named it - Snowball
(it wuz a white kitten). It wooked at her wid big bloo eyes an meowed
an meowed at her, an wuz callin out to her. But she resisted cuz she
tawt it mite not get along wid me, an she awso tawt it wood be an
expense she coodn't afford. So she jus hopes dat Snowball gets a good
home fwom someone else...

Muwway