stupid hooman

der i wuz gettin a mousey, i mean a real one dat usta be alife an efurthin,
but nooo soft thinked i wuz skratchin da rug anna hersef letted da
watermonzterz get minself, instead of makin dem stay away furm ne while i
wuz workin onna dead thing her sef wuz grumblin bowt skratchin, butted i iz
alreadi gettin efin beclawz hersef iz wurried dat da watermonzterz mite
diskurage mineself furm gettin more mouseys... i haz getted one today anna
one yestaday alzo... dey wuz little bitty onez but dey wuz still mouseyz...
i will let hersef sweat but i suspekt i wullz keep getin dem... Chester
prowd hunter

I letted hersef offa huk, I getted an 'dult lukin mousey, anna since soft
didunt apuriciate minesef puttin it unner da rug fur safe keepin i putted it
inna middle ofa floor so her wuuld be sureta find it, Chester*little evil
feline smirk*
Stormmee wrote in message
...
der i wuz gettin a mousey, i mean a real one dat usta be alife an
efurthin,
but nooo soft thinked i wuz skratchin da rug anna hersef letted da
watermonzterz get minself, instead of makin dem stay away furm ne while i
wuz workin onna dead thing her sef wuz grumblin bowt skratchin, butted i
iz
alreadi gettin efin beclawz hersef iz wurried dat da watermonzterz mite
diskurage mineself furm gettin more mouseys... i haz getted one today anna
one yestaday alzo... dey wuz little bitty onez but dey wuz still
mouseyz...
i will let hersef sweat but i suspekt i wullz keep getin dem... Chester
prowd hunter

On Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:18:31 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I letted hersef offa huk, I getted an 'dult lukin mousey, anna since soft
didunt apuriciate minesef puttin it unner da rug fur safe keepin i putted it
inna middle ofa floor so her wuuld be sureta find it, Chester*little evil
feline smirk*

Yur cute, Chester!

Pssst! Reddy fur da wedwink planning?


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/18/2007 2:50:03 PM

*Chester's eyes get very large and very round*

errr hhuh mmm whutefur loverli luci wantz iz fine wif mineself, ifin der iz
sumfin i iz supozedta decide juzt azk, all i knowz iz i wantsa get winked,
Chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:18:31 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I letted hersef offa huk, I getted an 'dult lukin mousey, anna since
soft
didunt apuriciate minesef puttin it unner da rug fur safe keepin i
putted it
inna middle ofa floor so her wuuld be sureta find it, Chester*little
evil
feline smirk*

Yur cute, Chester!

Pssst! Reddy fur da wedwink planning?


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/18/2007 2:50:03 PM

Yur so sweet, Chester!

I know yu want tu go sumplase warm. Is da iland OK? On Crete, wher cats
sleep in da sunn al day?

I gess yu need tu pick twu of da mencats tu be in da wedwink, tuu. Twu of
yur frends!

Lucy

*Chester's eyes get very large and very round*

errr hhuh mmm whutefur loverli luci wantz iz fine wif mineself, ifin der
iz
sumfin i iz supozedta decide juzt azk, all i knowz iz i wantsa get winked,
Chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:18:31 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I letted hersef offa huk, I getted an 'dult lukin mousey, anna since
soft
didunt apuriciate minesef puttin it unner da rug fur safe keepin i
putted it
inna middle ofa floor so her wuuld be sureta find it, Chester*little
evil
feline smirk*

Yur cute, Chester!

Pssst! Reddy fur da wedwink planning?


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/18/2007 2:50:03 PM

ok den sammy the venture cat anna sundanze ifin dey wuuld agree, den we iz
all yellow... anna ifin you duzint mind kan nafin kume anna be da flower cat
ifin he iz 'vailable, OEJ sayed he duz dat veri gud... Chester... likin dat
ilsand idermint, but aniwhere iz fine...
The Porter Cats wrote in message
nk.net...
Yur so sweet, Chester!

I know yu want tu go sumplase warm. Is da iland OK? On Crete, wher cats
sleep in da sunn al day?

I gess yu need tu pick twu of da mencats tu be in da wedwink, tuu. Twu of
yur frends!

Lucy

*Chester's eyes get very large and very round*

errr hhuh mmm whutefur loverli luci wantz iz fine wif mineself, ifin der
iz
sumfin i iz supozedta decide juzt azk, all i knowz iz i wantsa get
winked,
Chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:18:31 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I letted hersef offa huk, I getted an 'dult lukin mousey, anna since
soft
didunt apuriciate minesef puttin it unner da rug fur safe keepin i
putted it
inna middle ofa floor so her wuuld be sureta find it, Chester*little
evil
feline smirk*

Yur cute, Chester!

Pssst! Reddy fur da wedwink planning?


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/18/2007 2:50:03 PM

On Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:08:36 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

*Chester's eyes get very large and very round*

errr hhuh mmm whutefur loverli luci wantz iz fine wif mineself, ifin der iz
sumfin i iz supozedta decide juzt azk, all i knowz iz i wantsa get winked,
Chester

Hokay den, [moves closer to Chester, and meows sotto voce] it seemz
dat you'f piked owt yur groomzmen - datz gud; nekst you shud chooze
whut you and dem iz wearink, den run it by Lucy.

Den you haff to pik owt a winking prezzie, and I'll ask Tiger to hep
you wif dat, and wif da clothes fur da groomzmen, hokay?

Tiger, my luffink wink, wood you gif Chester a paw wif dis?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/19/2007 12:43:58 PM

sure will. Turnz to chester, lowerz voize, Tellz da girlcatz you dzunt kare
ifin itz tuxidoz or somfin elze dat dey wantz fura theme, but sinze you iz
buff, anna Sundanze anna Sam iz yellow dat you wuuld al luk gud inna same
kulorz... blue, or gold or maroon... REALLY lwerz vioze... da prezzie hasta
be jeweleriz, no qweskin 'bowt dat one, Tiger... Lookz at his wifekitty...
alla advize izz giffed, bak you girlkatz... Tiger needina nap now
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:08:36 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

*Chester's eyes get very large and very round*

errr hhuh mmm whutefur loverli luci wantz iz fine wif mineself, ifin der
iz
sumfin i iz supozedta decide juzt azk, all i knowz iz i wantsa get
winked,
Chester

Hokay den, [moves closer to Chester, and meows sotto voce] it seemz
dat you'f piked owt yur groomzmen - datz gud; nekst you shud chooze
whut you and dem iz wearink, den run it by Lucy.

Den you haff to pik owt a winking prezzie, and I'll ask Tiger to hep
you wif dat, and wif da clothes fur da groomzmen, hokay?

Tiger, my luffink wink, wood you gif Chester a paw wif dis?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/19/2007 12:43:58 PM

Yu ar so thotful!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I letted hersef offa huk, I getted an 'dult lukin mousey, anna since soft
didunt apuriciate minesef puttin it unner da rug fur safe keepin i putted
it
inna middle ofa floor so her wuuld be sureta find it, Chester*little evil
feline smirk*
Stormmee wrote in message
...
der i wuz gettin a mousey, i mean a real one dat usta be alife an
efurthin,
but nooo soft thinked i wuz skratchin da rug anna hersef letted da
watermonzterz get minself, instead of makin dem stay away furm ne while i
wuz workin onna dead thing her sef wuz grumblin bowt skratchin, butted i
iz
alreadi gettin efin beclawz hersef iz wurried dat da watermonzterz mite
diskurage mineself furm gettin more mouseys... i haz getted one today
anna
one yestaday alzo... dey wuz little bitty onez but dey wuz still
mouseyz...
i will let hersef sweat but i suspekt i wullz keep getin dem... Chester
prowd hunter

I trysta be a gud kitty but sumtimez deze hoomanz juzt duzint behafe
purrpurrli, Furry taked diz big one alzo, it wulda mada dinner apetizer fur
uses, Chester
The Porter Cats wrote in message
ink.net...
Yu ar so thotful!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I letted hersef offa huk, I getted an 'dult lukin mousey, anna since soft
didunt apuriciate minesef puttin it unner da rug fur safe keepin i
putted
it
inna middle ofa floor so her wuuld be sureta find it, Chester*little
evil
feline smirk*
Stormmee wrote in message
...
der i wuz gettin a mousey, i mean a real one dat usta be alife an
efurthin,
but nooo soft thinked i wuz skratchin da rug anna hersef letted da
watermonzterz get minself, instead of makin dem stay away furm ne while
i
wuz workin onna dead thing her sef wuz grumblin bowt skratchin, butted
i
iz
alreadi gettin efin beclawz hersef iz wurried dat da watermonzterz mite
diskurage mineself furm gettin more mouseys... i haz getted one today
anna
one yestaday alzo... dey wuz little bitty onez but dey wuz still
mouseyz...
i will let hersef sweat but i suspekt i wullz keep getin dem... Chester
prowd hunter