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You might get dat off Trudi, relaxing beclawz furry iz sleepin so she still
haz her clawtipz ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... Miss Violette wrote: unfortunately nocat will permit their people to join, soft, totally dominated That's why were going to rename it the Society for Humans to Worship Cats!!!!! They'll never know what we're really doing!!!! Jan |
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and they are always very clear about their needs and wants, no guessing
either, "feed me" "pet me" "leave me alone", if humans took a lesson from the cats there would be less divorce I am sure, soft Fred Williams wrote in message ... On March 31, 2005 09:56 pmClowderCat wrote: Miss Violette wrote: unfortunately nocat will permit their people to join, soft, totally dominated That's why were going to rename it the Society for Humans to Worship Cats!!!!! They'll never know what we're really doing!!!! Wouldn't that be so very "human" of us? The lies and deception, I mean. Yes, my cats woke me up before 6:00 am this morning and I had to get up probably 3/4 of an hour earlier than I would otherwise to feed them, but that did mean that I got the recycle stuff out to the curb on time, and with daylight savings time upon us, it's just wise preparation for the time change. So really Diana and Ryan were looking out for my interests. They're very good that way. When it comes to honesty, I think we should take a lesson from our cats. I have never been lied to by a cat. Isn't that amazing. -- Regards Fred, (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email). |
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Iz you actin likez you haza senze of humor??? Den why duzin you letz
yourcatz onna counter? You is a mean mommy likez soft,, Trudi, gigglin anna holdin outa open can of wellness for her friendz ClowderCat wrote in message ups.com... Fred Williams wrote: On March 31, 2005 09:56 pmClowderCat wrote: Miss Violette wrote: unfortunately nocat will permit their people to join, soft, totally dominated That's why were going to rename it the Society for Humans to Worship Cats!!!!! They'll never know what we're really doing!!!! Wouldn't that be so very "human" of us? The lies and deception, I mean. Yes, my cats woke me up before 6:00 am this morning and I had to get up probably 3/4 of an hour earlier than I would otherwise to feed them, but that did mean that I got the recycle stuff out to the curb on time, and with daylight savings time upon us, it's just wise preparation for the time change. So really Diana and Ryan were looking out for my interests. They're very good that way. When it comes to honesty, I think we should take a lesson from our cats. I have never been lied to by a cat. Isn't that amazing. -- Regards Fred, (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email). Fred, I don't know if you realize it, but this whole thread isn't meant to be serious. The cats used to have a Cats with Mean Mommies club and this is kind of the opposite of that. The whole thing is meant to be funny. Jan |
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the reason for you not connecting is that your cats have you totally
brainwashed, soft, sneaking in Fred Williams wrote in message ... On April 1, 2005 09:49 pmClowderCat wrote: Fred Williams wrote: On March 31, 2005 09:56 pmClowderCat wrote: Miss Violette wrote: unfortunately nocat will permit their people to join, soft, totally dominated That's why were going to rename it the Society for Humans to Worship Cats!!!!! They'll never know what we're really doing!!!! Wouldn't that be so very "human" of us? The lies and deception, I mean. Yes, my cats woke me up before 6:00 am this morning and I had to get up probably 3/4 of an hour earlier than I would otherwise to feed them, but that did mean that I got the recycle stuff out to the curb on time, and with daylight savings time upon us, it's just wise preparation for the time change. So really Diana and Ryan were looking out for my interests. They're very good that way. When it comes to honesty, I think we should take a lesson from our cats. I have never been lied to by a cat. Isn't that amazing. -- Regards Fred, (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email). Fred, I don't know if you realize it, but this whole thread isn't meant to be serious. The cats used to have a Cats with Mean Mommies club and this is kind of the opposite of that. The whole thing is meant to be funny. Well I knew it wasn't serious, but perhaps didn't catch the full impact of the frivolity. I guess whether I'm serious or playing I still come across as me. I saw it as a fantasy well enough, but didn't connect with the humour very well, I guess. -- Regards Fred, (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email). |
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On April 2, 2005 08:25 amClowderCat wrote:
Fred Williams wrote: Well I knew it wasn't serious, but perhaps didn't catch the full impact of the frivolity. I guess whether I'm serious or playing I still come across as me. I saw it as a fantasy well enough, but didn't connect with the humour very well, I guess. -- Regards Fred, (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email). OK. Nobody's perfect, except our cats (of course)!!!!! One of my ideas of this was to discuss some of the things our cats do that we don't want them to do (like jump on the kitchen counter and turn on the blender, which one of mine did a couple weeks ago). I'm kind of surprised that a lot of people didn't say that they couldn't join because their "tyranical" cats wouldn't let them!!!!! What's wrong with cats jumping on tha counter and turning on the blender? There are some rules here in the Williams' house, butthey only exist for the protection of the cats, like no jumping in the oven when I take the bread out, and no jumping on the stove, (because sometimes the burners are on and a kitty could get burned feet). The counter and the tables and the appliances are all free territory, even if they get cat hairs in my expensive stereo, I'll deal with it. The poor kitties have a hard enough time, being kept in the IN all the time and they get bored. That's why they spend so much time sleeping. What else is there to do that they haven't done a hundred times already? They ned all the "enrichment" we can allow them. -- Regards Fred, (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email). |
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Miss Violette wrote: who sayed diz? Trudi, defiant today because she knows it is claw clipping day Jan cowers under the computer and sneaks away to hide from the terrifying kitty! |
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Miss Violette wrote: You might get dat off Trudi, relaxing beclawz furry iz sleepin so she still haz her clawtipz Get what off Trudi????? Jan, confused |
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Miss Violette wrote: Iz you actin likez you haza senze of humor??? Den why duzin you letz yourcatz onna counter? You is a mean mommy likez soft,, Trudi, gigglin anna holdin outa open can of wellness for her friendz The cats aren't supposed to get on the counter because there are scary things for cats up there! Like the blender! Jan |
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Miss Violette wrote: Iz you actin likez you haza senze of humor??? Den why duzin you letz yourcatz onna counter? You is a mean mommy likez soft,, Trudi, gigglin anna holdin outa open can of wellness for her friendz Chester, Clarence and Nathan see Trudi and smell the can of wellness. Hi Trudi. What's happening? Thanks for the food. Do you want some? Chester, Clarence and Nathan dish out the food onto a large plate and share it. |
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Fred Williams wrote: On April 2, 2005 08:25 amClowderCat wrote: Fred Williams wrote: Well I knew it wasn't serious, but perhaps didn't catch the full impact of the frivolity. I guess whether I'm serious or playing I still come across as me. I saw it as a fantasy well enough, but didn't connect with the humour very well, I guess. -- Regards Fred, (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email). OK. Nobody's perfect, except our cats (of course)!!!!! One of my ideas of this was to discuss some of the things our cats do that we don't want them to do (like jump on the kitchen counter and turn on the blender, which one of mine did a couple weeks ago). I'm kind of surprised that a lot of people didn't say that they couldn't join because their "tyranical" cats wouldn't let them!!!!! What's wrong with cats jumping on tha counter and turning on the blender? There are some rules here in the Williams' house, butthey only exist for the protection of the cats, like no jumping in the oven when I take the bread out, and no jumping on the stove, (because sometimes the burners are on and a kitty could get burned feet). The counter and the tables and the appliances are all free territory, even if they get cat hairs in my expensive stereo, I'll deal with it. The poor kitties have a hard enough time, being kept in the IN all the time and they get bored. That's why they spend so much time sleeping. What else is there to do that they haven't done a hundred times already? They ned all the "enrichment" we can allow them. -- Regards Fred, (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email). The thing that's wrong with them turning on the blender is that it scared whichever one that did it!!!!! If it was Chester, he's so scared of almost everything else that he doesn't need something else to be scared of! Jan |
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