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  #61  
Old June 8th 09, 01:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Da Pawty Beginz!

mite bea gud idermint ifin you wented wif me juzt in case, duzint let
minesef furget ta bring sundanzes prezzie alzo, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink anna go
git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld
remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz
cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da fog,
"Granby" wrote in message
...
U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz dat
anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz lotza
poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite haff put da
prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not a cat. The
music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the present in time
for the special annifersarie dance.

While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see if
Aed and any of his friends have come to the party.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day atta
tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna
sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ
hurked up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna
hersef putted hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter
box, diz made it harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,...
nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm da
store anna i ported here... den i had sefural drinkz in minez rumz ta
kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i changed into diz here powder
blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez itsef den i camed down hereta see
mine bootiful wife kittee anna mine furndz anna haf sum more drinkz...
hic... i hazn't seen all mine furndz but i haza wife kittee purt anna
drinkz purt well unner kontrol... well a few more drinkz maybe... anna
sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order whilez i trysta remfur what i did
wiffa prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur sundanze butted it iz wif da
wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin too owldeta drinkz diz
muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat rite now...

tiger,

can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in
owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did
stratin it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz...


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly
opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt
anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back so
as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da tablez
by hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by da
lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is
nuffin on da desk. She turns to leave the room and notices she has
left paw prints on the hardwood floor. She grabs a dust cloth that is
by the door and quickly erases the prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but
noffink out of plaze and no prezzie.

She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just
hazta fink harderz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek
anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so
u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and
switch to niptea for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat
iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i
hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i
piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't
remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt
mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna
not talkin wif hizown mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to
a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz
finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat
potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz
branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u
sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz
eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff
yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day
but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to
remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that
matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but
kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar
wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how
meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to
keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz
familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get
plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may
haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir






















  #62  
Old June 8th 09, 02:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey `=`^..^`=`
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Posts: 98
Default Da Pawty Beginz!

Doze r reely neet. I nebber hurt uff dem befor. Mosey
....
Da gramby had a rou wodden TUIT onc but sumone taked it from her jewelry
box. It kamed from and older fren. Well, her waz firty at da time and
diz man was 60, now, her sayz dat iznt az old as it usta be.
Sweetee, dis iz juss whut I needed! Now I kan git fingz dun kuz I haz got
a rownd tuit! Fangu, Sweetee!

Kin we go hab a liddle refurshmint? I iz awl tired owt frum defendin
owrown frunt winder. Dere wuz a trooder kittee owt dere dis evenin, an it
wudnt go away fur da longist time, evin when I growled an attakked da
winder to show how furoshis I kan be.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Pitô.ônya patterz up tu SunDance wiff hur pawz behynd hur bak
and landz uh smooch on hiz cheek

Happee Purrday, dahrlink, I had sumpin spayshul mayde furr yur nynth
purrday..

Sundance opinz da bockz, an innysyde iz uh rownd madallion onna gold
chayne. On wun syde it sez , "Tu mine Sunnydance wiff lub. May yu
awlwayze hab da tyme tu du whut yu wanna du." on da udder syde it simply
hazz engraved "TUIT".
--
Pitô.ônya


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da
kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur
dey
haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse!

Sundance

Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box]

Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY
KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties
tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an
canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963








  #63  
Old June 8th 09, 02:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Posts: 10,742
Default Da Pawty Beginz!

O T puts him arm around Tigers shoulder and they sing to the music as they
leave the room. Other cats think they are just enjoying themselves. They
go to the elevator, Dont fink Tiger kan du da stairs rite now. They go to
tigers room and O T takes his key and goes with him to the safe. They open
the door and, whatz diz. Der iz whiskee in here, da really gud stuff.
Wellz, I willz preten I didnt see dat. Here is da prezzie and another un, I
fingz dat is da one for Sundance.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
mite bea gud idermint ifin you wented wif me juzt in case, duzint let
minesef furget ta bring sundanzes prezzie alzo, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink anna go
git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld
remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz
cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da
fog,
"Granby" wrote in message
...
U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz dat
anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz lotza
poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite haff put da
prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not a cat. The
music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the present in
time for the special annifersarie dance.

While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see if
Aed and any of his friends have come to the party.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day
atta tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna
sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ
hurked up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna
hersef putted hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter
box, diz made it harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,...
nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm
da store anna i ported here... den i had sefural drinkz in minez rumz
ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i changed into diz here
powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez itsef den i camed down hereta
see mine bootiful wife kittee anna mine furndz anna haf sum more
drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine furndz but i haza wife kittee
purt anna drinkz purt well unner kontrol... well a few more drinkz
maybe... anna sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order whilez i trysta
remfur what i did wiffa prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur sundanze
butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin too
owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat rite now...

tiger,

can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in
owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did
stratin it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz...


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly
opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt
anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back
so as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da
tablez by hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by
da lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da maidkitty musta been herez.
Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns to leave the room and notices
she has left paw prints on the hardwood floor. She grabs a dust cloth
that is by the door and quickly erases the prints. Bud, jus like I
foun it but noffink out of plaze and no prezzie.

She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just
hazta fink harderz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will
chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find
itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep
eating and switch to niptea for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz
dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way
dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti
sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i
kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin
bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between
bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to
a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz
finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat
potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz
branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u
sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz
eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff
yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz
day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem
too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few
to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that
matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but
kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar
wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt
how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti,
Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to
keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz
familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get
plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We
may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir
























  #64  
Old June 8th 09, 02:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default Da Pawty Beginz!

whew diz makez minsef feelz muc betterer... i gotted da prezziez anna i
didunt drink dat whole bottle, Tiger, glad of that... they go back
downstairs... to wait for the anifursary danze
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T puts him arm around Tigers shoulder and they sing to the music as they
leave the room. Other cats think they are just enjoying themselves. They
go to the elevator, Dont fink Tiger kan du da stairs rite now. They go to
tigers room and O T takes his key and goes with him to the safe. They open
the door and, whatz diz. Der iz whiskee in here, da really gud stuff.
Wellz, I willz preten I didnt see dat. Here is da prezzie and another un,
I fingz dat is da one for Sundance.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
mite bea gud idermint ifin you wented wif me juzt in case, duzint let
minesef furget ta bring sundanzes prezzie alzo, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink anna
go git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld
remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz
cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da
fog,
"Granby" wrote in message
...
U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz dat
anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz lotza
poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite haff put
da prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not a cat.
The music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the present
in time for the special annifersarie dance.

While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see if
Aed and any of his friends have come to the party.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day
atta tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna
sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ
hurked up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna
hersef putted hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter
box, diz made it harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,...
nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm
da store anna i ported here... den i had sefural drinkz in minez rumz
ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i changed into diz here
powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez itsef den i camed down
hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna mine furndz anna haf sum
more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine furndz but i haza wife
kittee purt anna drinkz purt well unner kontrol... well a few more
drinkz maybe... anna sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order whilez i
trysta remfur what i did wiffa prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur
sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz
gettin too owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat
rite now...

tiger,

can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in
owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did
stratin it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz...


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly
opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt
anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back
so as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da
tablez by hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by
da lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da maidkitty musta been herez.
Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns to leave the room and notices
she has left paw prints on the hardwood floor. She grabs a dust
cloth that is by the door and quickly erases the prints. Bud, jus
like I foun it but noffink out of plaze and no prezzie.

She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just
hazta fink harderz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will
chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find
itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep
eating and switch to niptea for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz
dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way
dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti
sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i
kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna
thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin
between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him
to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I
wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink
by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz
branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u
sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz
eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff
yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz
day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem
too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few
to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for
that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire
but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the
bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco
juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti,
Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to
keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz
familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna
get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin.
We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem
stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir


























  #65  
Old June 8th 09, 02:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Da Pawty Beginz!

Heabenz sake haffen u effer heard da Hoomanz sayz "I will do it when I get a
roun to it?" So, u givez dem somefink round and it uzually sayz "diz iz a
roun-tuit". One of dem silly mooman fingz. Gramby most cried when someone
took herz from a fren.
"Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote in message
...
Doze r reely neet. I nebber hurt uff dem befor. Mosey
...
Da gramby had a rou wodden TUIT onc but sumone taked it from her jewelry
box. It kamed from and older fren. Well, her waz firty at da time and
diz man was 60, now, her sayz dat iznt az old as it usta be.
Sweetee, dis iz juss whut I needed! Now I kan git fingz dun kuz I haz
got a rownd tuit! Fangu, Sweetee!

Kin we go hab a liddle refurshmint? I iz awl tired owt frum defendin
owrown frunt winder. Dere wuz a trooder kittee owt dere dis evenin, an
it wudnt go away fur da longist time, evin when I growled an attakked da
winder to show how furoshis I kan be.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Pitô.ônya patterz up tu SunDance wiff hur pawz behynd hur bak
and landz uh smooch on hiz cheek

Happee Purrday, dahrlink, I had sumpin spayshul mayde furr yur nynth
purrday..

Sundance opinz da bockz, an innysyde iz uh rownd madallion onna gold
chayne. On wun syde it sez , "Tu mine Sunnydance wiff lub. May yu
awlwayze hab da tyme tu du whut yu wanna du." on da udder syde it
simply hazz engraved "TUIT".
--
Pitô.ônya


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da
kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur
dey
haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse!

Sundance

Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box]

Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY
KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties
tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an
canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963










  #66  
Old June 8th 09, 02:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Da Pawty Beginz!

Willow hands Tiger a cup of nip coffee. Drink diz and when dat hansom musik
man nouncez da dance u haff a good time. You anna your wifekitty and
spezial peoplez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
whew diz makez minsef feelz muc betterer... i gotted da prezziez anna i
didunt drink dat whole bottle, Tiger, glad of that... they go back
downstairs... to wait for the anifursary danze
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T puts him arm around Tigers shoulder and they sing to the music as they
leave the room. Other cats think they are just enjoying themselves. They
go to the elevator, Dont fink Tiger kan du da stairs rite now. They go to
tigers room and O T takes his key and goes with him to the safe. They
open the door and, whatz diz. Der iz whiskee in here, da really gud
stuff. Wellz, I willz preten I didnt see dat. Here is da prezzie and
another un, I fingz dat is da one for Sundance.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
mite bea gud idermint ifin you wented wif me juzt in case, duzint let
minesef furget ta bring sundanzes prezzie alzo, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink anna
go git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld
remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz
cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da
fog,
"Granby" wrote in message
...
U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz
dat anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz
lotza poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite
haff put da prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not
a cat. The music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the
present in time for the special annifersarie dance.

While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see
if Aed and any of his friends have come to the party.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day
atta tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate
onna sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted
OEJ hurked up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly
anna hersef putted hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da
litter box, diz made it harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,...
nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm
da store anna i ported here... den i had sefural drinkz in minez
rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i changed into diz
here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez itsef den i camed down
hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna mine furndz anna haf sum
more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine furndz but i haza wife
kittee purt anna drinkz purt well unner kontrol... well a few more
drinkz maybe... anna sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order whilez i
trysta remfur what i did wiffa prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur
sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz
gettin too owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too late ta catsider
dat rite now...

tiger,

can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin
in owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did
stratin it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz...


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She
slowly opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum.
Der iznt anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along
her back so as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink
on da tablez by hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion.
Noffink by da lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da maidkitty musta
been herez. Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns to leave the room
and notices she has left paw prints on the hardwood floor. She
grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and quickly erases the
prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink out of plaze and no
prezzie.

She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just
hazta fink harderz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will
chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find
itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep
eating and switch to niptea for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz
dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way
dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti
sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i
kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna
thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin
between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him
to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I
wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink
by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in
itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute
and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U
keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz
wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur
awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz
to dem too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few
to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for
that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire
but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the
bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco
juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da
parti, Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff
to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in
hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz
gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his
kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take
dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir




























  #67  
Old June 8th 09, 03:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Da Pawty Beginz!

you iz veri spekal az well, sumday you willz finda rite kitty purtiner fur
yourownsef, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow hands Tiger a cup of nip coffee. Drink diz and when dat hansom
musik man nouncez da dance u haff a good time. You anna your wifekitty
and spezial peoplez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
whew diz makez minsef feelz muc betterer... i gotted da prezziez anna i
didunt drink dat whole bottle, Tiger, glad of that... they go back
downstairs... to wait for the anifursary danze
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T puts him arm around Tigers shoulder and they sing to the music as
they leave the room. Other cats think they are just enjoying themselves.
They go to the elevator, Dont fink Tiger kan du da stairs rite now. They
go to tigers room and O T takes his key and goes with him to the safe.
They open the door and, whatz diz. Der iz whiskee in here, da really gud
stuff. Wellz, I willz preten I didnt see dat. Here is da prezzie and
another un, I fingz dat is da one for Sundance.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
mite bea gud idermint ifin you wented wif me juzt in case, duzint let
minesef furget ta bring sundanzes prezzie alzo, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink anna
go git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld
remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz
cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da
fog,
"Granby" wrote in message
...
U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz
dat anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz
lotza poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite
haff put da prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not
a cat. The music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the
present in time for the special annifersarie dance.

While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see
if Aed and any of his friends have come to the party.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day
atta tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate
onna sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted
OEJ hurked up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly
anna hersef putted hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da
litter box, diz made it harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta
,... nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented anna getted da
prezzie furm da store anna i ported here... den i had sefural
drinkz in minez rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i
changed into diz here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez
itsef den i camed down hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna
mine furndz anna haf sum more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all
mine furndz but i haza wife kittee purt anna drinkz purt well unner
kontrol... well a few more drinkz maybe... anna sum more of dem
oyzterz iz in order whilez i trysta remfur what i did wiffa
prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe
kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin too owldeta drinkz diz
muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat rite now...

tiger,

can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin
in owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did
stratin it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz...


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She
slowly opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum.
Der iznt anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail
along her back so as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see,
noffink on da tablez by hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da
kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da maidkitty
musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns to leave
the room and notices she has left paw prints on the hardwood
floor. She grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and quickly
erases the prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink out of
plaze and no prezzie.

She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just
hazta fink harderz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will
chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find
itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep
eating and switch to niptea for a bit.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz
dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way
dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti
sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i
kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna
thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin
between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side.

O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him
to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food.
I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz
standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u
chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out
for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go
chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da
annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik
startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da
ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a
few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and
for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna
saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got...

he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the
bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco
juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da
parti, Stormmee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff
to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in
hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz
gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his
kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take
dem stepz.
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
...

[A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps
out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is
Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait
kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked
DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC
NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one
of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.]

[Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a
party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster?
Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put
zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat
zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must
awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen
shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee
lopsterz!

[Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and
lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and
anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and
Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur
birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir






























  #68  
Old June 8th 09, 05:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Waztup? What happind? I haf not ben heer furry much.

Lucy



Stormmee wrote:
i iz readyta get owtta here sumfin funni iz gowin on anna i duzint likeit
one bit, /// takes lucys paw anna jumpz inna porter
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Cmon Chester, letz go!

Lucy


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!



  #69  
Old June 8th 09, 07:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

it wuz horrible, soft anna furry bringed alla uses to dat ted on friday,
tiger anna minesef knewed it was gonna be bad when furry putted togefur 2
new kitty jailz, tiger sayed dat onli permineint kitteez gettsa kitty jail,
anna now alla uses haz one... soft was all happi kuz she getted deze two fur
haf prize anna dey fitted barbi anna stormmee gud...

butted stormmee kan getit opin anna afur da ted where furry alzmozt hadda
strok furm da bill... stormmee skaped to da owt fura while to da nayborz
tralor... butted hersef iz bak...

dat ted bill wuz how owrsefz purnished demsevez fur takin uses... it costed
more dan two howze paymintz... lucky fur furry anna soft dat ted letted dem
charg purt ofit until da middle of da monf... soft sayz we mite hafta eat
sardinez Tiger hadda particularli bad time when dey stealed hizown blood...
da ted alzo taked tv anna oejz blood... butted now we iz home anna onli
purnishin dem a little, spekalli when we all getz ear medicine.

Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Waztup? What happind? I haf not ben heer furry much.

Lucy



Stormmee wrote:
i iz readyta get owtta here sumfin funni iz gowin on anna i duzint likeit
one bit, /// takes lucys paw anna jumpz inna porter
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Cmon Chester, letz go!

Lucy


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!



  #70  
Old June 8th 09, 09:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Community Cats[_2_]
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Posts: 111
Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!


[Off in a dark corner of the room a bunch of kitties suddenly appear.
They look unsure of themselves, but quickly realize that they know quite
a few of the kitties present. They shyly wander into the midst of the
party.]

Happy Purrday, Tiger an Sundance an Anais. Dis is a luferly party! We
bringed some of our special nip wine - it's over on da refreshment table.

Aed
leading the Second World cats over to where Tiger and Sundance are
enjoying their food
 




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