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Sammy In I-Owe-Uh
[The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. She goes upstairs and finds Sammy & Ranger.] Sammy, mine luff, just think! Our firstest house together! I was so worried about yourownselves! How was the trip in the metal monster? Did you remember to meow a lot? And how was Ranger behaved? Were you a good boy, Ranger? Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 6 Chief Tabby In Residence |
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Sammy In I-Owe-Uh
On Tue, 27 Mar 2007 19:17:05 -0400, Debby Hanoka wrote:
[The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. She goes upstairs and finds Sammy & Ranger.] Sammy, mine luff, just think! Our firstest house together! I was so worried about yourownselves! How was the trip in the metal monster? Did you remember to meow a lot? And how was Ranger behaved? Were you a good boy, Ranger? Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 6 Chief Tabby In Residence Lilith, mine luff! Welcome, and fangu fur porting over. Da trip was furry difficult and furry scary. See, I gotz a ow-y on mine nose. Meowmie putted a plastic screen behind da drifer's seat, to keep us kittiez from distracting her when her was drifing, but as you might expect dat din't work. Harri and Ranger and mineownself climbed da screen and rided in da front whenever we wanted to. But when I climbed it da firstest time I scratched mine nose and it bleeded a bunch. it'z gettin betterer now. Da night in Green River, You-tah was kinda scary, when we had to fight off all da jackalopes. But all da kitties was furry brave and we fighted dem all off and kept Meowmie and da van all safe. Ranger was a furry good kitty boy. Ranger an Harri taked turns riding in da big metalmonster wif Paw, and dey was bof furry brave and furry well-behaved. So, mine luff, shall we haf everykitty over on Saturday fur a pawtie and a dance? Affur all, da hoomins never come upstairs so we'd have da whole upstairs to ourselves. Sammy |
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Sammy In I-Owe-Uh
[The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. She goes upstairs and finds Sammy & Ranger.] Sammy, mine luff, just think! Our firstest house together! I was so worried about yourownselves! How was the trip in the metal monster? Did you remember to meow a lot? And how was Ranger behaved? Were you a good boy, Ranger? Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 6 Chief Tabby In Residence Lilith, mine luff! Welcome, and fangu fur porting over. Da trip was furry difficult and furry scary. See, I gotz a ow-y on mine nose. Meowmie putted a plastic screen behind da drifer's seat, to keep us kittiez from distracting her when her was drifing, but as you might expect dat din't work. Harri and Ranger and mineownself climbed da screen and rided in da front whenever we wanted to. But when I climbed it da firstest time I scratched mine nose and it bleeded a bunch. it'z gettin betterer now. Oh no! How did Meowmie take care of it for yourownselves? Da night in Green River, You-tah was kinda scary, when we had to fight off all da jackalopes. But all da kitties was furry brave and we fighted dem all off and kept Meowmie and da van all safe. What are jackalopes? Debby has heard of Basselopes (from Bloom County), but not jackalopes. Ranger was a furry good kitty boy. Ranger an Harri taked turns riding in da big metalmonster wif Paw, and dey was bof furry brave and furry well-behaved. Ranger, I'ze so proud of yourownselves! [Extends snoot to lick Ranger's forehead.] So, mine luff, shall we haf everykitty over on Saturday fur a pawtie and a dance? Affur all, da hoomins never come upstairs so we'd have da whole upstairs to ourselves. Fangu, I'd love to come. May I bring Kitty Schottland? Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 6 Chief Tabby In Residence |
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Sammy In I-Owe-Uh
Oh no! How did Meowmie take care of it for yourownselves?
Her cleaned off da blood, and looked at it real careful to see if dere was any serious damage, den put some first-aid creem on it when her saw dat it was just from some skratches. An it's all betterer now. What are jackalopes? Debby has heard of Basselopes (from Bloom County), but not jackalopes. Dey looks sort of like great big hyooj jackrabbitbunnies, but dey also has great big antelopey horns on dem. Dey is furry, furry big. Ranger, I'ze so proud of yourownselves! [Extends snoot to lick Ranger's forehead.] [Ranger purrs a deep, rumbling purr] Fangu, I'd love to come. May I bring Kitty Schottland? Abso-purr-lutely! Sammy |
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Sammy In I-Owe-Uh
Oh no! How did Meowmie take care of it for yourownselves?
Her cleaned off da blood, and looked at it real careful to see if dere was any serious damage, den put some first-aid creem on it when her saw dat it was just from some skratches. An it's all betterer now. I'ze so happy to hear that! [nosekisses Sammy just to make sure.] What are jackalopes? Debby has heard of Basselopes (from Bloom County), but not jackalopes. Dey looks sort of like great big hyooj jackrabbitbunnies, but dey also has great big antelopey horns on dem. Dey is furry, furry big. Oh goodnesses! They sure sound scary! Ranger, I'ze so proud of yourownselves! [Extends snoot to lick Ranger's forehead.] [Ranger purrs a deep, rumbling purr] [Lilith gives him a big hearty headbutt.] Fangu, I'd love to come. May I bring Kitty Schottland? Abso-purr-lutely! We'll be joining you in the Weekend Dancy/Party thread. Lilith Kitten-Mahoney |
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