Purrz fur MeOwyz Meowmee Pleeze

Churrrrp!

We sendz purrz an waggaz fur da Meowy'z mommy.

GT an da Gurlz

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The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]

On May 20, 7:07*pm, The Fur Conspiracy
wrote:
Churrrrp!

We sendz purrz an waggaz fur da Meowy'z mommy.

GT an da Gurlz

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The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]

Fangyu, Da Depradaydur an da Gurlz, I preesheatted awl dat help sew
much beclawz mine furry impurrtint dayley rooteen wuz gnot beeng
pawpurrly attendid tew. Fings purrty well bak to norrmul now, aldough
I furry indiggnint atted da recubbered meowmie cuz she sed NO NO to
mine snifff sefl an shutted da baffrum dorr wile she wuz
housskleening in dere. I spozed to hepl wif EFURyfing Gnot be shutted
out; I is a fwee waynging kittee in dis hous an dat is how itz gottoo
be awl da tyme. I such a gud gurl snif wy she doo dat? Uhfur dan dat
inssadent, fings ar fyne.
Wuv, MeOwy

On Fri, 21 May 2010 09:44:33 -0700 (PDT), MeOwy's
nimble, little paws typed:

Fangyu, Da Depradaydur an da Gurlz, I preesheatted awl dat help sew
much beclawz mine furry impurrtint dayley rooteen wuz gnot beeng
pawpurrly attendid tew. Fings purrty well bak to norrmul now, aldough
I furry indiggnint atted da recubbered meowmie cuz she sed NO NO to
mine snifff sefl an shutted da baffrum dorr wile she wuz
housskleening in dere. I spozed to hepl wif EFURyfing Gnot be shutted
out; I is a fwee waynging kittee in dis hous an dat is how itz gottoo
be awl da tyme. I such a gud gurl snif wy she doo dat? Uhfur dan dat
inssadent, fings ar fyne.
Wuv, MeOwy

Oh mine towz!

I duzzent unnerstand dis sifur. Wen mine hooman
uses dat white hooman lidderbox, I likes to get
klose up and inspekt, but he seemz to get furry
indignant abowt dis and pushez me owt ob da
bafrrom too!

Hoomans just duzzent unndestand owr need to
inspekt!

But I iz gwad dat yue meowmie iz OK and dat fingz
are bak to normal!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/21/2010 7:46:24 PM

On May 21, 5:48*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Fri, 21 May 2010 09:44:33 -0700 (PDT), MeOwy's
nimble, little paws typed:

Fangyu, Da Depradaydur an da Gurlz, I preesheatted awl dat help sew
much beclawz mine furry impurrtint dayley rooteen wuz gnot beeng
pawpurrly attendid tew. *Fings purrty well bak to norrmul now, aldough
I furry indiggnint atted da recubbered meowmie cuz she sed NO NO to
mine snifff sefl an shutted da baffrum dorr wile she wuz
housskleening in dere. *I spozed to hepl wif EFURyfing Gnot be shutted
out; I is a fwee waynging kittee in dis hous an dat is how itz gottoo
be awl da tyme. I such a gud gurl snif wy she doo dat? Uhfur dan dat
inssadent, fings ar fyne.
Wuv, MeOwy

Oh mine towz!

* * * * I duzzent unnerstand dis sifur. Wen mine hooman
uses dat white hooman lidderbox, I likes to get
klose up and inspekt, but he seemz to get furry
indignant abowt dis and pushez me owt ob da
bafrrom too!

* * * * Hoomans just duzzent unndestand owr need to
inspekt!

* * * * But I iz gwad dat yue meowmie iz OK and dat fingz
are bak to normal!
--
Purrs,

* * * * Mme. Anaïs

* * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

* * * * 5/21/2010 7:46:24 PM

An dat ar needz to inspekt ar speshully needed fur da baffrums! Dey
is wike da wagoonz ob Hy-wy-eee, da owe-ay-seez ob da Kawaharee, da
Suharrah fwum which usses uhmerjd in aintshint tymez bwum du bwest ob
da BAst. Effuryware waddur gushink, spinnink, leekink, dwizzlink fwum
uhbuv, an mayking big poolz in da bafftub. An da oh-doors efurryware
calling out fur careful sniffink inspekshun. Sew, wy she shoo
minesefl out wif big gobs on hur handz seighing no no bleech bleech
durdy durdy out out stay out. SOB
Butted, nebberdawess, I wil gnot stoop to gib up da diganatty I wuz
born tew cawwy.
Da rest ob dat day I froo minesefl atted da baffrum door an mayde mine
mots impwessiv meowing saond effurytyme I saw da door.
MeOwy, rememfurring a day on da beech at Wy-kee-kee. Sew wewaxing.