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  #12  
Old May 15th 04, 05:57 PM
Da Koster Katz
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On 5/14/04 7:29 AM dsh-diva is reported to have said the following:

On Thu, 13 May 2004 20:21:51 -0700, Da Koster Katz
wrote:


On 5/11/04 9:59 AM dsh-diva is reported to have said the following:


******
Spa Employmint Applicashyun
Nayme:

Callisto Ritter


Posishyun Applying For:.

Mewsoos


Kwalificashyuns:

I dus da need and purr treetmentwif my front paws and dey are furry
strong soz I kan get deep inna da mussul tishyu.


Speshyul Talentz Related to Job:

I also kan gif hareball facials anna i gif gudgud bafs.
Fangu,
Callisto Ritter



******


Furry gud. I fink yu will do nicelee! Pleez report to Kitty Schottland
fur yur assynmint.

Cinni



Fangu Cinni!, dis is myown firstist job. Do I get tu ware a
yoonifurm?
Callisto


We haf speshyul collars fur awl employees, wiffa speshyul naymetag charm.

Cinni

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  #13  
Old May 15th 04, 06:01 PM
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On 5/14/04 2:45 PM Mary Lu is reported to have said the following:


Hi, I wud lik uh jobb at thu spah 2. I am Mollie Anne, 8 monts ol,
with short gray furs. I kan hellp with thu dekkorashuns & get thinks
frum thu HIIIIGGGGHHH
shelfs. I kan get stuff frum thu sides uff thu puul & thu hottetub 2.
Plees
konsidur myn reesummee, efun tho im yung. Thank u muchleee, Mollie
Anne


Mollie Anne, we needa hostezz assistunt - yu wuld help greet da cliantz
wen dey come in, an serf niptea, an show dem tu wereffur deyre
appointment iz - duz diz interest yu? Diz job iz reel gud fur yungcats.
Yu will be carrying on in da pawprintz uf Little Zoe Underfoot (RB).

Cinni

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Old May 16th 04, 03:59 AM
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Thank yourself, Letz mineself know when you wuuld likez me ta start, Trudi,
the career cat!!!
Da Koster Katz wrote in message
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On 5/10/04 11:17 PM Miss Violette is reported to have said the following:
******
Spa Employmint Applicashyun
Nayme: Miss Trudence tuxido, mine friends callz minself Trudi
Posishyun Applying For: 'ceptionist, I likez da phone.
Kwalificashyuns: Efury time soft or furry getz onna phone I comez der

anna
lookz at itsef, the ringy purt doz notte bofur minself anna I like

making
thingz in order anna if Miss Violette, was notted the bosscat I wuuld be
Speshyul Talentz Related to Job: I canz talk really lowd so anycat,

efin
senyor kittys can hear minself
******



Hmmmm....luks furry gud. Itz furry impurrtant not tu be 'fraid uf da
ringy. Yur hired!

Cinni

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  #16  
Old May 16th 04, 06:45 PM
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On 5/15/04 7:59 PM Miss Violette is reported to have said the following:

Thank yourself, Letz mineself know when you wuuld likez me ta start, Trudi,
the career cat!!!
Da Koster Katz wrote in message
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On 5/10/04 11:17 PM Miss Violette is reported to have said the following:

******
Spa Employmint Applicashyun
Nayme: Miss Trudence tuxido, mine friends callz minself Trudi
Posishyun Applying For: 'ceptionist, I likez da phone.
Kwalificashyuns: Efury time soft or furry getz onna phone I comez der


anna

lookz at itsef, the ringy purt doz notte bofur minself anna I like


making

thingz in order anna if Miss Violette, was notted the bosscat I wuuld be
Speshyul Talentz Related to Job: I canz talk really lowd so anycat,


efin

senyor kittys can hear minself
******



Hmmmm....luks furry gud. Itz furry impurrtant not tu be 'fraid uf da
ringy. Yur hired!

Cinni

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Whale, it luks lyke we are gettin Lilith's parti underweigh, so yu ken
start ryte aweigh! Yu'll haf tu let callers no dat we are closed fur da
day, an help assist wif ennywun dat needs sumfin, but uffurwize, we ken
awl haf fun parttyin!

Cinni

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  #17  
Old May 16th 04, 07:30 PM
Miss Violette
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dis is jus to cool, Trudi, grroommin hersef fur her job anna da parti
Da Koster Katz wrote in message
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On 5/15/04 7:59 PM Miss Violette is reported to have said the following:

Thank yourself, Letz mineself know when you wuuld likez me ta start,

Trudi,
the career cat!!!
Da Koster Katz wrote in message
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On 5/10/04 11:17 PM Miss Violette is reported to have said the

following:

******
Spa Employmint Applicashyun
Nayme: Miss Trudence tuxido, mine friends callz minself Trudi
Posishyun Applying For: 'ceptionist, I likez da phone.
Kwalificashyuns: Efury time soft or furry getz onna phone I comez der


anna

lookz at itsef, the ringy purt doz notte bofur minself anna I like


making

thingz in order anna if Miss Violette, was notted the bosscat I wuuld

be
Speshyul Talentz Related to Job: I canz talk really lowd so anycat,


efin

senyor kittys can hear minself
******



Hmmmm....luks furry gud. Itz furry impurrtant not tu be 'fraid uf da
ringy. Yur hired!

Cinni

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Whale, it luks lyke we are gettin Lilith's parti underweigh, so yu ken
start ryte aweigh! Yu'll haf tu let callers no dat we are closed fur da
day, an help assist wif ennywun dat needs sumfin, but uffurwize, we ken
awl haf fun parttyin!

Cinni

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  #18  
Old May 16th 04, 09:04 PM
Miss Violette
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did mines application getz lost? OEJ, who though she had applied fur a
massagey job, but not really sure?
Da Koster Katz wrote in message
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Attenshyun, Commyunitee! We fynd dat we haf tu hire sum noo Spa
employeez, as sum uf owr prefeeuz employeez haf left da commyunitee fur
wun reesun ur annuffur.

If yu are infurrested, pleez fill owt da applicashyun at da end uf diz
post, an let uz no.

We furry much need a recepshunist tu make appointments, a hostess, and
seffural assistantz fur da variouz areas. Additional mouwsoozez and
meowsoorz are also needed.

Fangufurrymuch.

Cinni

Note: Our previous employeez included:

Recepshunist - Mollie, who left uz wen she went to live with noo
Hoomins, after Anti Barb Watson went tu thuh Bridge sniffle).

Hostess assistant - Little Zoe Underfoot - sadly left us tu go tu thuh
Rainbow Bridge, and is still sorely missed.

The Great Girtha - are you still available for adfertizing model? We
should put together a noo campaign.

Kitty Schottland - Meowsooz. I fink a promoshun tu hed meowsooz iz in
ordur.

Gretchen Marie - Booteek Manajer. I fink yu need an assistant, no?

Dusty Moore - Meowsoor - are yu still owt there? Still infurrested in
wurking?

Scooter - Sauna attendent.

Oscar - Sauna attendent. Hafn't hurd furum yu in a long wyle.....

******
Spa Employmint Applicashyun
Nayme:
Posishyun Applying For:
Kwalificashyuns:
Speshyul Talentz Related to Job:
******


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  #19  
Old May 17th 04, 02:50 AM
Da Koster Katz
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On 5/16/04 1:04 PM Miss Violette is reported to have said the following:
did mines application getz lost? OEJ, who though she had applied fur a
massagey job, but not really sure?


*little tabby flips through a sheaf of papers*

No, OEJ, I don't see an applicashyun heer fur yu - are yu lukkin fur a
job as a meowsoos, or a massaj attendunt?

Cinni


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  #20  
Old May 17th 04, 04:19 AM
Miss Violette
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I is good wif minez pawz, soft sayed i shuuld eifur getz a job massagin or
makin bread, I is neat, clean and orderly, I is talkitive anna as long as a
hooman doez not pick minself up i is very agreeable. I wuuld purciate
yourown consideration, OEJ, tryin ta figure out what soft did wrong ta not
send her application
Da Koster Katz wrote in message
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On 5/16/04 1:04 PM Miss Violette is reported to have said the following:
did mines application getz lost? OEJ, who though she had applied fur a
massagey job, but not really sure?


*little tabby flips through a sheaf of papers*

No, OEJ, I don't see an applicashyun heer fur yu - are yu lukkin fur a
job as a meowsoos, or a massaj attendunt?

Cinni


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