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  #21  
Old May 17th 04, 04:25 AM
Sylvia M
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******
Spa Employmint Applicashyun
Nayme: Dyna Mo/Mite
Posishyun Applying For: Purrsunul Traynor.
Kwalificashyuns: I yam big an strong an can teesh kliming, bar swinging,

and wayte beering x-r-zizez
Speshyul Talentz Related to Job: I yam big an strong an can teesh kliming,

bar swinging, and wayte beering x-r-zizez

******


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  #22  
Old May 18th 04, 02:23 PM
Mary Lu
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"Miss Violette" wrote in message ...
I is good wif minez pawz, soft sayed i shuuld eifur getz a job massagin or
makin bread, I is neat, clean and orderly, I is talkitive anna as long as a
hooman doez not pick minself up i is very agreeable. I wuuld purciate
yourown consideration, OEJ, tryin ta figure out what soft did wrong ta not
send her application
Da Koster Katz wrote in message
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On 5/16/04 1:04 PM Miss Violette is reported to have said the following:
did mines application getz lost? OEJ, who though she had applied fur a
massagey job, but not really sure?


*little tabby flips through a sheaf of papers*

No, OEJ, I don't see an applicashyun heer fur yu - are yu lukkin fur a
job as a meowsoos, or a massaj attendunt?

Cinni

Deer Miss Cinni, Fank u furry furry much. Eye wud b hapee 2 greeet
the patrons as thay kum in. & 2 sho them stuff.
Duz I ware uh unneeform? Kan I ware mine julery? Mine kollor has
pritty sparklees on it. Wen shud i report 2 wurk? Purrs, Mollie Anne

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Old May 20th 04, 03:45 AM
Da Koster Katz
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On 5/16/04 8:19 PM Miss Violette is reported to have said the following:
I is good wif minez pawz, soft sayed i shuuld eifur getz a job massagin or
makin bread, I is neat, clean and orderly, I is talkitive anna as long as a
hooman doez not pick minself up i is very agreeable. I wuuld purciate
yourown consideration, OEJ, tryin ta figure out what soft did wrong ta not
send her application


Dat's hokay OEJ, we ken surrtenlee uze anuuffr meowsoos. Report tu
Kitty Schottland fur yur assynmint.

Cinni

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Old May 20th 04, 03:46 AM
Da Koster Katz
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On 5/16/04 8:25 PM Sylvia M is reported to have said the following:

******
Spa Employmint Applicashyun
Nayme: Dyna Mo/Mite
Posishyun Applying For: Purrsunul Traynor.
Kwalificashyuns: I yam big an strong an can teesh kliming, bar swinging,


and wayte beering x-r-zizez

Speshyul Talentz Related to Job: I yam big an strong an can teesh kliming,


bar swinging, and wayte beering x-r-zizez


******


Furry gud, Dyna! We dont haf a purrsonal Traynor....well, I gezz we DO,
now! Welcome abord!

Cinni

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Old May 20th 04, 03:49 AM
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On 5/18/04 6:23 AM Mary Lu is reported to have said the following:


Deer Miss Cinni, Fank u furry furry much. Eye wud b hapee 2 greeet
the patrons as thay kum in. & 2 sho them stuff.
Duz I ware uh unneeform? Kan I ware mine julery? Mine kollor has
pritty sparklees on it. Wen shud i report 2 wurk? Purrs, Mollie Anne


We haf speshyul collarz wif speshyul naymtag charms - yu ken put yurz on
yurown julery if yu lyke! Yu ken report tu Miss Trudi now, an help owt
wif da partee - an don't furgit tu enjoy yurself!

Cinni

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Old May 20th 04, 03:56 AM
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"Da Koster Katz" wrote in message
...
On 5/16/04 8:25 PM Sylvia M is reported to have said the following:

******
Spa Employmint Applicashyun
Nayme: Dyna Mo/Mite
Posishyun Applying For: Purrsunul Traynor.
Kwalificashyuns: I yam big an strong an can teesh kliming, bar swinging,


and wayte beering x-r-zizez

Speshyul Talentz Related to Job: I yam big an strong an can teesh

kliming,

bar swinging, and wayte beering x-r-zizez


******


Furry gud, Dyna! We dont haf a purrsonal Traynor....well, I gezz we DO,
now! Welcome abord!

Cinni

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Gurrate!! Glad tu be wun ov da staff!

Dyna, dragging a bigbig duffull bag full ov ekwipment outa da teleporter.


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Old May 20th 04, 07:26 AM
Miss Violette
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YIPPEEE, HEY KS, I supposed ta report to you fur mine assignment, OEJ,
ready ta work
Da Koster Katz wrote in message
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On 5/16/04 8:19 PM Miss Violette is reported to have said the following:
I is good wif minez pawz, soft sayed i shuuld eifur getz a job massagin

or
makin bread, I is neat, clean and orderly, I is talkitive anna as long

as a
hooman doez not pick minself up i is very agreeable. I wuuld purciate
yourown consideration, OEJ, tryin ta figure out what soft did wrong ta

not
send her application


Dat's hokay OEJ, we ken surrtenlee uze anuuffr meowsoos. Report tu
Kitty Schottland fur yur assynmint.

Cinni

--
****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.****

Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez
RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html



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Old May 20th 04, 10:39 PM
Adam
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The Great Girtha - are you still available for adfertizing model? We
should put together a noo campaign.


Uv CORS Ize still avaylable. Byooty lyke mine iz ment to be shared!

Allegra, Great Girtha
  #29  
Old May 23rd 04, 05:24 PM
Da Koster Katz
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On 5/20/04 2:39 PM Adam is reported to have said the following:

The Great Girtha - are you still available for adfertizing model? We
should put together a noo campaign.



Uv CORS Ize still avaylable. Byooty lyke mine iz ment to be shared!

Allegra, Great Girtha


Gud! We will haf tu contact da adfertizing agencee furra noo campayne.
Meanwyle, why don't yu joyne da rest uf da gurlz at da Spa fur da
bachelorette partee, an mebee we ken come up wif sum ideeaz!

Cinni

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  #30  
Old May 23rd 04, 09:24 PM
Mary Lu
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Adam wrote in message ...
The Great Girtha - are you still available for adfertizing model? We
should put together a noo campaign.


Uv CORS Ize still avaylable. Byooty lyke mine iz ment to be shared!

Allegra, Great Girtha


Deer Ms Cinni, this spa iz so pritty! I lik my nu naym tagg 2!
Duz we haf uh spayc in kays sum MomKittee haz 2 bring hur kittens with
hur? My bruffur, Sweet William, ses he kan kum & let babee kittees
play with hiz fluffy tayl. He is BIG but iznt skaree at all.
Fanku! Mollie Anne
 




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