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Old December 13th 10, 11:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default Three lawz fur hoominz

Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time
when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or
stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz
fur behavior.

1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git hurted.
2. Hoominz muss do whut kitteez sez, unless it wud hurt a kittee.
3. Hoominz muss take kare uv demselvez, unless doin dat wud hurt a kittee or
go agenst a kittee's orderz.

Meowmie fingkz deze roolz wuz made by a hoomin, but I telled her dey wuz
not. I fingk dis mite giv ussez a startin poynt fur when we duz da boot kamp
trainin.

Sundance


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Old December 14th 10, 01:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Three lawz fur hoominz

On Mon, 13 Dec 2010 14:24:16 -0800, "Sundance" wrote:

Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time
when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or
stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz
fur behavior.

1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git hurted.
2. Hoominz muss do whut kitteez sez, unless it wud hurt a kittee.
3. Hoominz muss take kare uv demselvez, unless doin dat wud hurt a kittee or
go agenst a kittee's orderz.

Meowmie fingkz deze roolz wuz made by a hoomin, but I telled her dey wuz
not. I fingk dis mite giv ussez a startin poynt fur when we duz da boot kamp
trainin.

Sundance



as i move itted is gudgud laws! humans must giff fudz to kitties bi
law 1 and 2.
beauty
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Old December 14th 10, 04:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Three lawz fur hoominz

On Dec 13, 5:24*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's *Day. Dat iz a time
when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or
stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz
fur behavior.

1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git hurted.
2. Hoominz muss do whut kitteez sez, unless it wud hurt a kittee.
3. Hoominz muss take kare uv demselvez, unless doin dat wud hurt a kittee or
go agenst a kittee's orderz.

Meowmie fingkz deze roolz wuz made by a hoomin, but I telled her dey wuz
not. I fingk dis mite giv ussez a startin poynt fur when we duz da boot kamp
trainin.


Dese rools I hab seen befour. Dey wuz made by Isak Catimov, a
brillyunt kitty sientist an riter. Dey is calld Da Three Laws ub
Kittys.

--
WooToo

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Old December 14th 10, 09:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Three lawz fur hoominz

mine name is OEJ and owrz howze endorses diz message

OEJ fur herown howze
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a
time when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start
doin or stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da
followin roolz fur behavior.

1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git hurted.
2. Hoominz muss do whut kitteez sez, unless it wud hurt a kittee.
3. Hoominz muss take kare uv demselvez, unless doin dat wud hurt a kittee
or go agenst a kittee's orderz.

Meowmie fingkz deze roolz wuz made by a hoomin, but I telled her dey wuz
not. I fingk dis mite giv ussez a startin poynt fur when we duz da boot
kamp trainin.

Sundance



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Old December 14th 10, 10:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default Three lawz fur hoominz

Fangu, WooToo, I knowed dey wuz made by a kittee!

Sundance

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Dec 13, 5:24 pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a
time
when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or
stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz
fur behavior.

1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git hurted.
2. Hoominz muss do whut kitteez sez, unless it wud hurt a kittee.
3. Hoominz muss take kare uv demselvez, unless doin dat wud hurt a kittee
or
go agenst a kittee's orderz.

Meowmie fingkz deze roolz wuz made by a hoomin, but I telled her dey wuz
not. I fingk dis mite giv ussez a startin poynt fur when we duz da boot
kamp
trainin.


Dese rools I hab seen befour. Dey wuz made by Isak Catimov, a
brillyunt kitty sientist an riter. Dey is calld Da Three Laws ub
Kittys.

--
WooToo


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Old December 15th 10, 01:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Three lawz fur hoominz



"Sundance" wrote in message
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Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz
a time when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to
start doin or stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt
da followin roolz fur behavior.

1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git hurted.
2. Hoominz muss do whut kitteez sez, unless it wud hurt a kittee.
3. Hoominz muss take kare uv demselvez, unless doin dat wud hurt a
kittee or go agenst a kittee's orderz.

Meowmie fingkz deze roolz wuz made by a hoomin, but I telled her dey
wuz not. I fingk dis mite giv ussez a startin poynt fur when we duz da
boot kamp trainin.

Sundance

I Mayde mine Meowmee reed deze roolz, an hur purromizez tu obay dem.
--
Pitô.ônya

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Old December 15th 10, 10:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Three lawz fur hoominz


"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a
time when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start
doin or stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da
followin roolz fur behavior.

1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git hurted.
2. Hoominz muss do whut kitteez sez, unless it wud hurt a kittee.
3. Hoominz muss take kare uv demselvez, unless doin dat wud hurt a kittee
or go agenst a kittee's orderz.

Meowmie fingkz deze roolz wuz made by a hoomin, but I telled her dey wuz
not. I fingk dis mite giv ussez a startin poynt fur when we duz da boot
kamp trainin.

Sundance

I Mayde mine Meowmee reed deze roolz, an hur purromizez tu obay dem.
--
Pitô.ônya


Datz furry gud, Sweetee! I wish my Meowmie wud do dat, too.

Sundance


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Old December 15th 10, 03:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Three lawz fur hoominz

mayhapz dey kant leaf bootkamp until dey agreez, OEJ
"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a
time when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start
doin or stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da
followin roolz fur behavior.

1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git hurted.
2. Hoominz muss do whut kitteez sez, unless it wud hurt a kittee.
3. Hoominz muss take kare uv demselvez, unless doin dat wud hurt a
kittee or go agenst a kittee's orderz.

Meowmie fingkz deze roolz wuz made by a hoomin, but I telled her dey wuz
not. I fingk dis mite giv ussez a startin poynt fur when we duz da boot
kamp trainin.

Sundance

I Mayde mine Meowmee reed deze roolz, an hur purromizez tu obay dem.
--
Pitô.ônya


Datz furry gud, Sweetee! I wish my Meowmie wud do dat, too.

Sundance



 




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