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Old April 17th 12, 02:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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A Cat's Dictionary

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.



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Old April 17th 12, 05:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On 04/17/2012 07:49 AM, Matthew wrote:
A Cat's Dictionary

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.




Love those definitions. MLB
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Old April 18th 12, 12:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Matthew" wrote in message
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A Cat's Dictionary

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.


Ham-a-chewer: An unpaid cat that likes eating cured pork.

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Old April 20th 12, 01:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Matthew" wrote in message
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A Cat's Dictionary

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.



Very nice. I particularly like:
Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Ain't that just the truth.
Tweed



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Old April 20th 12, 01:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"MatSav" wrote in message
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"Matthew" wrote in message
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A Cat's Dictionary

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.


Ham-a-chewer: An unpaid cat that likes eating cured pork.

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g It did take me 30 seconds to get that one ;-)


 




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