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Cory wrote:
On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 18:45:57 -0700, Da Koster Katz said... (snip... Junior'z tawkin' abowt ware tu findz deffynishunz uf fingz wike DOC...) Owrz websiytefingy haz da rpcc glossary dat eggsplaynes summa dat. Jest chek ourz sig. Junior da hewpful I haf a bone tu pik wif yur Meowmie, Junior (sowree Koster Kitteez, dis izzint da tipe uf bone yu chu on...)... sinze wen iz Bast a Goddess?? Kuddint Bast be a God?? HMMMM?????!!! Ahem, Onyx, duz yu need a reefreshur corse in Egyptian myfologee? Bast haz alweez been femayle. Uh goddess. Wurshipped in aynshent Egypt. She iz a feerce protecktur. Dat'z deeskriminayshun agenst ussez boykatz!!!!! Wuld yoo agreez, Junior??? --- Onyx, furiously tappin mineownpaw... Yu been takin toetappin lessinz furum yur Pawpaw? Cinni, Cookie, Bitsy, an Baby, whu owtnumber Junior Paw-Ess ~ Koster Katz, iz yoo kummin' on da RODE TWIP?? Yooz awl infited, az iz effurrykitty elze. We're gonna try! Diz iz da last bizee weekend uf summer, an Meowmie swears dat wen it is offur we will be heer moor often! Junior -- ****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.**** Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html |
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Anna don't furget Bast's sisfur, Sekmet wif da hed of a lioness! Da
Gypshuns thot so much of feline dat they had two deities dat wuz katz. Bast is speshully protectif of kittiez anna femail hoomins, speshully dem wif kittens (hoomin anna feline). Meowmie has a furry luffly statue offa Bast dat's a reproduckshun of wun dat was inna a Gyptshun toom. Boogie (who likes Bast spayshully much) "Da Koster Katz" wrote in message ... Cory wrote: On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 18:45:57 -0700, Da Koster Katz said... (snip... Junior'z tawkin' abowt ware tu findz deffynishunz uf fingz wike DOC...) Owrz websiytefingy haz da rpcc glossary dat eggsplaynes summa dat. Jest chek ourz sig. Junior da hewpful I haf a bone tu pik wif yur Meowmie, Junior (sowree Koster Kitteez, dis izzint da tipe uf bone yu chu on...)... sinze wen iz Bast a Goddess?? Kuddint Bast be a God?? HMMMM?????!!! Ahem, Onyx, duz yu need a reefreshur corse in Egyptian myfologee? Bast haz alweez been femayle. Uh goddess. Wurshipped in aynshent Egypt. She iz a feerce protecktur. Dat'z deeskriminayshun agenst ussez boykatz!!!!! Wuld yoo agreez, Junior??? --- Onyx, furiously tappin mineownpaw... Yu been takin toetappin lessinz furum yur Pawpaw? Cinni, Cookie, Bitsy, an Baby, whu owtnumber Junior Paw-Ess ~ Koster Katz, iz yoo kummin' on da RODE TWIP?? Yooz awl infited, az iz effurrykitty elze. We're gonna try! Diz iz da last bizee weekend uf summer, an Meowmie swears dat wen it is offur we will be heer moor often! Junior -- ****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.**** Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html |
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If we were voting in that race we would have voted for you, Miss Violette
Tanada wrote in message ... I, Cap'n Pine Cone esq. announce my candidacy for Gov'nor of the Golden State. I figure that I am much handsomer and more articulate than all the other candidates for the job. I, being a feline, am a natural champion of animals' rights, including the right to life, neutering, and the pursuit of everything that moves. I believe that all animals have the right to a home of their own. They have the right to know where their next meal is coming from, and they have the right to all the best sleeping spaces in the house. Animals should have the right to choose their fellow companions, serving staff, and visitors. All animals should have the right to medical care. As terrifying and evil the TED is, all animals should have the right to see TED whenever needed. TEDs can and must make payment arrangements in order for all serving staff to be able to take their animals to them. There must be no exceptions. All animal serving hoomins shall have precidence in all lines. There must be no delays for those snackies and toys to get home. They shall also be given preferance in all employment choices. There must be no animals without a means of support. Finally, all animals deserve the right to sniff out the other candidates and vote for those who are animal friendly. Animal haters must not be alowed to serve the public in any form. I reserve the right to scratch and claw at all animal hating public servants and mark them for hoomins to know and advoid. Signed, Cap'n Pine Cone esq. |
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If we were voting in that race we would have voted for you, Miss Violette
Tanada wrote in message ... I, Cap'n Pine Cone esq. announce my candidacy for Gov'nor of the Golden State. I figure that I am much handsomer and more articulate than all the other candidates for the job. I, being a feline, am a natural champion of animals' rights, including the right to life, neutering, and the pursuit of everything that moves. I believe that all animals have the right to a home of their own. They have the right to know where their next meal is coming from, and they have the right to all the best sleeping spaces in the house. Animals should have the right to choose their fellow companions, serving staff, and visitors. All animals should have the right to medical care. As terrifying and evil the TED is, all animals should have the right to see TED whenever needed. TEDs can and must make payment arrangements in order for all serving staff to be able to take their animals to them. There must be no exceptions. All animal serving hoomins shall have precidence in all lines. There must be no delays for those snackies and toys to get home. They shall also be given preferance in all employment choices. There must be no animals without a means of support. Finally, all animals deserve the right to sniff out the other candidates and vote for those who are animal friendly. Animal haters must not be alowed to serve the public in any form. I reserve the right to scratch and claw at all animal hating public servants and mark them for hoomins to know and advoid. Signed, Cap'n Pine Cone esq. |
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