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#11
November 25th 10, 06:30 AM
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Iz Mad!
.... Meowmie jus tol daddy 2 foot wez not allowed any stuffing! Mebe Mabel can haz sum but wez other doggiez and my wonderfuly kittah-dom notz allowed? Wez got wheat aller-sniffy-scratchy-ear-iky if wez eatz dat. POOT! I wantz worzer words! POOT POOT POOT! GRRR! Daz from Cash and Sammy. Wez try tell Mabel but shez never had stuffing? Waz up wif dat? Sniff. drip drip drip. Bright thought, I bet meowmie gives us other goodies? Oh! I bet! But I still wants jus a taste of stuffing! (dripping another tear). Daisy-chan the Magnificent (who wants STUFFING) i yam sekritari of fudz of catmerica and i says hoomins must surv fudz we wants allways. beauty with righteous anger Sum stuffing haz onyunz n garlik innit n dey r badbad fur usses katz n 'maybee' goggies tew. Mosey Diplocat Tew Catnada 
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#12
November 25th 10, 07:00 PM
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Iz Mad!
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote
Meowmie jus tol daddy 2 foot wez not allowed any stuffing! Mebe Mabel can haz sum but wez other doggiez and my wonderfuly kittah-dom notz allowed? Wez got wheat aller-sniffy-scratchy-ear-iky if wez eatz dat. POOT! I wantz worzer words! POOT POOT POOT! GRRR! Daz from Cash and Sammy. Wez try tell Mabel but shez never had stuffing? Waz up wif dat? Sniff. drip drip drip. Bright thought, I bet meowmie gives us other goodies? Oh! I bet! But I still wants jus a taste of stuffing! (dripping another tear). Daisy-chan the Magnificent (who wants STUFFING) i yam sekritari of fudz of catmerica and i says hoomins must surv fudz we wants allways. beauty with righteous anger Sum stuffing haz onyunz n garlik innit n dey r badbad fur usses katz n 'maybee' goggies tew. Mosey Mozey, meowmie sez it has what and wez not allowed none. POOT! I bets I finds some. Onlyz I haz to wait. Meowmie has the big bunch of hoomins in a bit soz I has to got in Cash's doggie carrier and gets in the room wif the big bed. Iz to keep little kids away frum me an I don't like little kids. Dey can be mean. Meowmie unnderstand and she put me in safe place. We haz nice just family turkey day yesterday wif just us. Wez not get any stuffing dat day either. I'z get sweet potato mash though! Iz almost as good as stuffing!
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#13
November 26th 10, 08:49 AM
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Iz Mad!
da stuffin iz fine, butted da grafee iz betterer OEJ with trudi noddin,
"cshenk" wrote in message ... Meowmie jus tol daddy 2 foot wez not allowed any stuffing! Mebe Mabel can haz sum but wez other doggiez and my wonderfuly kittah-dom notz allowed? Wez got wheat aller-sniffy-scratchy-ear-iky if wez eatz dat. POOT! I wantz worzer words! POOT POOT POOT! GRRR! Daz from Cash and Sammy. Wez try tell Mabel but shez never had stuffing? Waz up wif dat? Sniff. drip drip drip. Bright thought, I bet meowmie gives us other goodies? Oh! I bet! But I still wants jus a taste of stuffing! (dripping another tear). Daisy-chan the Magnificent (who wants STUFFING)
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#14
November 26th 10, 08:51 AM
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Iz Mad!
trudi starez in horror... no cheeze??? da nerf of yourown hoomin,!!! Trudi
"Sundance" wrote in message ... "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... On Wed, 24 Nov 2010 19:49:32 -0500, "cshenk" wrote: Meowmie jus tol daddy 2 foot wez not allowed any stuffing! Mebe Mabel can haz sum but wez other doggiez and my wonderfuly kittah-dom notz allowed? Wez got wheat aller-sniffy-scratchy-ear-iky if wez eatz dat. POOT! I wantz worzer words! POOT POOT POOT! GRRR! Daz from Cash and Sammy. Wez try tell Mabel but shez never had stuffing? Waz up wif dat? Sniff. drip drip drip. Bright thought, I bet meowmie gives us other goodies? Oh! I bet! But I still wants jus a taste of stuffing! (dripping another tear). Daisy-chan the Magnificent (who wants STUFFING) i yam sekritari of fudz of catmerica and i says hoomins must surv fudz we wants allways. beauty with righteous anger Effin unyumz? Meowmee sez I kaynt eet onyumz  (-- Pitô.ônya An I iznt lowd to eet cheez! Meowmie sez myown mouf mite like it but my tummee duznt. Sundance
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#15
November 26th 10, 08:54 AM
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Iz Mad!
bare kittenz kan be beri mean, furtunately da soft anna furree onlee
barrowed dem furm time to time furm softz brofur anna sisfur, butted dey alwayz returned dem... too manee hoominz iz alzo badbad, Trudi wif OEJ agreein "cshenk" wrote in message ... "Mosey =^..^=" wrote Meowmie jus tol daddy 2 foot wez not allowed any stuffing! Mebe Mabel can haz sum but wez other doggiez and my wonderfuly kittah-dom notz allowed? Wez got wheat aller-sniffy-scratchy-ear-iky if wez eatz dat. POOT! I wantz worzer words! POOT POOT POOT! GRRR! Daz from Cash and Sammy. Wez try tell Mabel but shez never had stuffing? Waz up wif dat? Sniff. drip drip drip. Bright thought, I bet meowmie gives us other goodies? Oh! I bet! But I still wants jus a taste of stuffing! (dripping another tear). Daisy-chan the Magnificent (who wants STUFFING) i yam sekritari of fudz of catmerica and i says hoomins must surv fudz we wants allways. beauty with righteous anger Sum stuffing haz onyunz n garlik innit n dey r badbad fur usses katz n 'maybee' goggies tew. Mosey Mozey, meowmie sez it has what and wez not allowed none. POOT! I bets I finds some. Onlyz I haz to wait. Meowmie has the big bunch of hoomins in a bit soz I has to got in Cash's doggie carrier and gets in the room wif the big bed. Iz to keep little kids away frum me an I don't like little kids. Dey can be mean. Meowmie unnderstand and she put me in safe place. We haz nice just family turkey day yesterday wif just us. Wez not get any stuffing dat day either. I'z get sweet potato mash though! Iz almost as good as stuffing!
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#16
November 26th 10, 08:56 AM
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Iz Mad!
i alwayz traysta steal doze when soft haz dem, i likez da rice anna inside
alzo, Chester, the ingester "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... On Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:39:32 -0700, MLB wrote: cshenk wrote: Meowmie jus tol daddy 2 foot wez not allowed any stuffing! Mebe Mabel can haz sum but wez other doggiez and my wonderfuly kittah-dom notz allowed? Wez got wheat aller-sniffy-scratchy-ear-iky if wez eatz dat. POOT! I wantz worzer words! POOT POOT POOT! GRRR! Daz from Cash and Sammy. Wez try tell Mabel but shez never had stuffing? Waz up wif dat? Sniff. drip drip drip. Bright thought, I bet meowmie gives us other goodies? Oh! I bet! But I still wants jus a taste of stuffing! (dripping another tear). Daisy-chan the Magnificent (who wants STUFFING) Stufn usly has unyuns in it an not gud fur kitties. TuTu Hoomin unyun smell bad like my hoomin affter he eetz badd susshii. Spring who agreez
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#17
November 26th 10, 10:25 AM
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Iz Mad!!
" Meowmie jus tol daddy 2 foot wez not allowed any stuffing! Mebe Mabel can haz sum but wez other doggiez and my wonderfuly kittah-dom notz allowed? Wez got wheat aller-sniffy-scratchy-ear-iky if wez eatz dat. POOT! I wantz worzer words! POOT POOT POOT! Den Mosey =^..^=" wrote Mrrrrrrrrrrrt, wiff dat POOT, ai wuz dwimking sum wadder wen ai reeded diz n yooo mayde maiownlself waff n wadder kamed owt mai noze...ahCHOO!!!!!! GRRR! Daz from Cash and Sammy. Wez try tell Mabel but shez never had stuffing? Waz up wif dat? Sutffin iznt alw et kraked up tew bee, et'z just dryed bredz wiff stuff en et n dere iz bedder stuff owt dere.... but da unyunn garlik, iz bad, n dey mayke yer breff smeyl bad ulso. ... Sniff. drip drip drip. Bright thought, I bet meowmie gives us other goodies? Oh! I bet! But I still wants jus a taste of stuffing! (dripping another tear). Daisy-chan the Magnificent (who wants STUFFING) *Mosey goze ento hiz kicchen n maykes Daisy-chan une uff hiz favurite sammichez, dat haz sum turkeyburd, pumpkin pai fyllng ensted uf mayo.., un sprynke uff dryed nip, n uh foo uther sekrit spyces tew mayke et tayste wike sturfingh, on sum nise nip hawt kornbred. yeUP..et haz awl da stuffin seezuningz innit...heer..paws Daisy-chan hiz kreashun.... wiff uh dainty nappykin... Daisy-chan taykes uh byte n .......... [sound uff foot tapping Mosey wondering weffer her wikes et] wile Mosey iz owt uff da rheum, beauty dekarez : beauty with righteous anger i yam sekritari of fudz of catmerica and i says hoomins must surv fudz we wants allways. Mosey komes bak entew da rheim n maykez uhthur proklamashun: Dey uzualy doo dunt dey? Wee gotz em trayned. But GNOT fudz dat r bad fur usses. nope!!! dat iz mine dekree az Assistant Vice grand Pooh-Bah... [wanna git ento uh fudz fite?] waffz. Sum stuffing haz unyunz n garlik innit n dey r badbad fur usses katz n 'maybee' goggies tew. Dey cud mayke usses sik n wee dunt wunt dat...noperz. Den beauty sez Mozey, meowmie sez it has what and wez not allowed none. POOT! I bets I finds some. Onlyz I haz to wait. MoSey takez beauty aside n sez , "furgit abowt duh stuffing fur gnow, dunt hab uh cow, .... n dunt POOT..etz gnot polyte...but et wuz funnee, datz wy ai taked yerownself aside n dint maye uh big deel en frunt uff kompuny...ya see? Moar nip wine??" Be pashunt...eet uther fudz. der r sum gooeyducks...n sammun, n stake, skitters en jello, n , chikkm salad, nip cheezs, n yuss, we kan eet da majik chokolit me n MeOwy brawt bak frum Qat Island, n we wyl git moar wen we goh bak sune, etz reely gudgud. While tazting her sammich Daisy Chan sez, Meowmie has the big bunch of hoomins in a bit soz I has to got in Cash's doggie carrier and gets in the room wif the big bed. Iz to keep little kids away frum me an I don't like little kids. Meowmie unnderstandz. Dey can be mean. and she put me in safe place Tayke uh gud buk wiff yew, reed ubaowt KoKo n Yum Yu. uh fwashlite tew. mai Meowmie totuly unnderstand ubaowt dem kidz tew. yeUP . sum liddle kidz kan mean fur sure. Yoo kan take yer fudz wiff yerownself... heer hab uh nip dwimk..et haz uh lid sew et wunt spill. et haz u bilt en straw fingy. Gottit? Gud. n tayke uh kard game, wike UNO. We haz nice just family turkey day yesterday wif just us. Wez not get any stuffing dat day either. I'z get sweet potato mash though! Iz almost as good as stuffing! Oh, datz sew nise...dat yew had turkey dai wiff yer famlee. Sew did wee, ai wuv sweet potato mash n we gotz et en uh pi. n wee grow awl kindza sqwarshes. ai hab sum growin en mai yard at mai big hoam. MeOwy n ai wyll hab efferbuddy ovur sune. Heer, hab sum nip hawt cyder. --Mosey den wandurz awf,,,,,wooking fur Meowy
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#18
November 27th 10, 10:57 PM
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Iz Mad!
I yam lukkee.
I kin eet "Better Than Cream Chese" kreemcheez mayde ov soy, an reel kreemcheeze, an Laffing Kow cheeze an numfatte Uhmurrikum cheeze tuu. Wud yu lyke tu ywy sum soy kreemcheze mayde wiff soy??? Pit2nya. "Sundance" wrote in message ... "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... On Wed, 24 Nov 2010 19:49:32 -0500, "cshenk" wrote: Meowmie jus tol daddy 2 foot wez not allowed any stuffing! Mebe Mabel can haz sum but wez other doggiez and my wonderfuly kittah-dom notz allowed? Wez got wheat aller-sniffy-scratchy-ear-iky if wez eatz dat. POOT! I wantz worzer words! POOT POOT POOT! GRRR! Daz from Cash and Sammy. Wez try tell Mabel but shez never had stuffing? Waz up wif dat? Sniff. drip drip drip. Bright thought, I bet meowmie gives us other goodies? Oh! I bet! But I still wants jus a taste of stuffing! (dripping another tear). Daisy-chan the Magnificent (who wants STUFFING) i yam sekritari of fudz of catmerica and i says hoomins must surv fudz we wants allways. beauty with righteous anger Effin unyumz? Meowmee sez I kaynt eet onyumz (-- Pitô.ônya An I iznt lowd to eet cheez! Meowmie sez myown mouf mite like it but my tummee duznt. Sundance
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#19
November 27th 10, 10:57 PM
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Iz Mad!
I yam lukkee.
I kin eet "Better Than Cream Chese" kreemcheez mayde ov soy, an reel kreemcheeze, an Laffing Kow cheeze an numfatte Uhmurrikum cheeze tuu. Wud yu lyke tu ywy sum soy kreemcheze mayde wiff soy??? Pit2nya. "Sundance" wrote in message ... "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... On Wed, 24 Nov 2010 19:49:32 -0500, "cshenk" wrote: Meowmie jus tol daddy 2 foot wez not allowed any stuffing! Mebe Mabel can haz sum but wez other doggiez and my wonderfuly kittah-dom notz allowed? Wez got wheat aller-sniffy-scratchy-ear-iky if wez eatz dat. POOT! I wantz worzer words! POOT POOT POOT! GRRR! Daz from Cash and Sammy. Wez try tell Mabel but shez never had stuffing? Waz up wif dat? Sniff. drip drip drip. Bright thought, I bet meowmie gives us other goodies? Oh! I bet! But I still wants jus a taste of stuffing! (dripping another tear). Daisy-chan the Magnificent (who wants STUFFING) i yam sekritari of fudz of catmerica and i says hoomins must surv fudz we wants allways. beauty with righteous anger Effin unyumz? Meowmee sez I kaynt eet onyumz (-- Pitô.ônya An I iznt lowd to eet cheez! Meowmie sez myown mouf mite like it but my tummee duznt. Sundance
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#20
November 28th 10, 12:43 AM
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Iz Mad!
kitties kan eet annyfink!
beauty who eats annyfink On Sat, 27 Nov 2010 14:57:45 -0800, "Sylvia M" wrote: I yam lukkee. I kin eet "Better Than Cream Chese" kreemcheez mayde ov soy, an reel kreemcheeze, an Laffing Kow cheeze an numfatte Uhmurrikum cheeze tuu. Wud yu lyke tu ywy sum soy kreemcheze mayde wiff soy??? Pit2nya. "Sundance" wrote in message ... "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... On Wed, 24 Nov 2010 19:49:32 -0500, "cshenk" wrote: Meowmie jus tol daddy 2 foot wez not allowed any stuffing! Mebe Mabel can haz sum but wez other doggiez and my wonderfuly kittah-dom notz allowed? Wez got wheat aller-sniffy-scratchy-ear-iky if wez eatz dat. POOT! I wantz worzer words! POOT POOT POOT! GRRR! Daz from Cash and Sammy. Wez try tell Mabel but shez never had stuffing? Waz up wif dat? Sniff. drip drip drip. Bright thought, I bet meowmie gives us other goodies? Oh! I bet! But I still wants jus a taste of stuffing! (dripping another tear). Daisy-chan the Magnificent (who wants STUFFING) i yam sekritari of fudz of catmerica and i says hoomins must surv fudz we wants allways. beauty with righteous anger Effin unyumz? Meowmee sez I kaynt eet onyumz (-- Pitô.ônya An I iznt lowd to eet cheez! Meowmie sez myown mouf mite like it but my tummee duznt. Sundance
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