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June 2nd 07, 05:34 PM
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Stoopid TED!
Da TED told Meowmie dat I hazta stay in sollytary sum more, just kuz I haznt
been dere long enuf, an kuz uv sumfing to do wif myown poop. I sertinlee haz been dere long enuf, an whut kud myown poop possibly hav to do wif enneefing? Not onlee dat, but da TED telled Meowmie not to keep givin myownself awl da fudz I wantz! Sundance 
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June 2nd 07, 05:45 PM
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Stoopid TED!
Owh Sundance! We cant wate til dis is over! Yu have ben torchured enough.
Lucy "Sundance" wrote in message t... Da TED told Meowmie dat I hazta stay in sollytary sum more, just kuz I haznt been dere long enuf, an kuz uv sumfing to do wif myown poop. I sertinlee haz been dere long enuf, an whut kud myown poop possibly hav to do wif enneefing? Not onlee dat, but da TED telled Meowmie not to keep givin myownself awl da fudz I wantz! Sundance
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#3
June 2nd 07, 05:47 PM
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Stoopid TED!
Sundance wrote:
Da TED told Meowmie dat I hazta stay in sollytary sum more, just kuz I haznt been dere long enuf, an kuz uv sumfing to do wif myown poop. I sertinlee haz been dere long enuf, an whut kud myown poop possibly hav to do wif enneefing? Not onlee dat, but da TED telled Meowmie not to keep givin myownself awl da fudz I wantz! Sundance BadbadStoopid TED!!! Keepin myne Sunnydanze in Jayl. Hissszzzzzzpit! BadbadStoopid TED shud be in jayl!! Hissszzzzzzpit! Neffurr mynd, Sunnydanze...I'yll port owt an get sum eggztra fuudz fur yu. Wun hwol tsikkin Wiff stuffink kummin up! At leezt yu ar hongree...datz supozt tu be uh gudgud sine, ya kno. I wyll stay wiff yu in sollytary, ho kay? Wud yu lyke tu purrlay wiff mine feffer-onna-stik? -- Pitô.ônya
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June 2nd 07, 11:03 PM
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Stoopid TED!
Sundance wrote:
Da TED told Meowmie dat I hazta stay in sollytary sum more, just kuz I haznt been dere long enuf, an kuz uv sumfing to do wif myown poop. I sertinlee haz been dere long enuf, an whut kud myown poop possibly hav to do wif enneefing? Not onlee dat, but da TED telled Meowmie not to keep givin myownself awl da fudz I wantz! Sundance De TED certanly has it in fur yuu. But we'z happy you'z is feelin bedder enuff to complane and give da ted an hoomans a piece uv your mind! Diana, Ryam & Cinnamon. -- Regards, Fred Remove FFFf from my address to reply. ---------------------------------------------------
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#5
June 3rd 07, 01:00 AM
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Stoopid TED!
On Sat, 2 Jun 2007 21:35:11 +0000 (UTC), Cheryl Perkins's nimble,
little paws typed: TEDs is alwayz comin up wif stranje ideez, and I myownself, meny yeers ago, met wun hoo wanted tu starf me! Meomie sez they goes away tu spayshul skools were they lerns all bout cats, but all I kin say iz they duznt lern furry much! Unfurrchoonately, meny hoomins lissens tu TED tutu much. All yu kin du iz try tu tell yur hoomin yu iz starfin, an that itz time fur Out, and that yur poop iz fine. Akshually, yu cud SHOW her how gud yur poop iz, but thatz eesier if yu iznt in sollytary. Onna top uv hur bed iz a gudgud place fur a demonstaryshun. Mandy Furry well said, Mandy! An SUndance, I hopes you gettid owt of dat jayle soon! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 6/2/2007 7:59:29 PM
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#6
June 3rd 07, 03:36 AM
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Stoopid TED!
Doz we needz ta send da sherriff over to talk to da TED.
"Sundance" wrote in message t... Da TED told Meowmie dat I hazta stay in sollytary sum more, just kuz I haznt been dere long enuf, an kuz uv sumfing to do wif myown poop. I sertinlee haz been dere long enuf, an whut kud myown poop possibly hav to do wif enneefing? Not onlee dat, but da TED telled Meowmie not to keep givin myownself awl da fudz I wantz! Sundance
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#7
June 3rd 07, 04:50 AM
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Stoopid TED!
On Sat, 2 Jun 2007 21:36:14 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws typed:
Doz we needz ta send da sherriff over to talk to da TED. Unfortoonately, TEDs don follow da lawz of Catmerica! An owr stoopied hoomanz lets dem! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 6/2/2007 11:49:29 PM
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#8
June 3rd 07, 05:33 AM
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Stoopid TED!
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Sundance wrote: Da TED told Meowmie dat I hazta stay in sollytary sum more, just kuz I haznt been dere long enuf, an kuz uv sumfing to do wif myown poop. I sertinlee haz been dere long enuf, an whut kud myown poop possibly hav to do wif enneefing? Not onlee dat, but da TED telled Meowmie not to keep givin myownself awl da fudz I wantz! Sundance BadbadStoopid TED!!! Keepin myne Sunnydanze in Jayl. Hissszzzzzzpit! BadbadStoopid TED shud be in jayl!! Hissszzzzzzpit! Neffurr mynd, Sunnydanze...I'yll port owt an get sum eggztra fuudz fur yu. Wun hwol tsikkin Wiff stuffink kummin up! At leezt yu ar hongree...datz supozt tu be uh gudgud sine, ya kno. I wyll stay wiff yu in sollytary, ho kay? Wud yu lyke tu purrlay wiff mine feffer-onna-stik? -- Pitô.ônya Mmm, chikkin! Fangu, Sweetee, dis iz delishus! Will yurownself share it wif myownself? We will hav to hide it when Meowmie kumz in, but derez lotsa rum fur hiding over dere behind da desk. An I luvz fefferz on stikz! If we happinz to nok over enneefing heer in da rum, well datz juss tootoo bad! Sundance Sundance
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#9
June 3rd 07, 07:29 AM
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Stoopid TED!
Sundance wrote:
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Sundance wrote: Da TED told Meowmie dat I hazta stay in sollytary sum more, just kuz I haznt been dere long enuf, an kuz uv sumfing to do wif myown poop. I sertinlee haz been dere long enuf, an whut kud myown poop possibly hav to do wif enneefing? Not onlee dat, but da TED telled Meowmie not to keep givin myownself awl da fudz I wantz! Sundance BadbadStoopid TED!!! Keepin myne Sunnydanze in Jayl. Hissszzzzzzpit! BadbadStoopid TED shud be in jayl!! Hissszzzzzzpit! Neffurr mynd, Sunnydanze...I'yll port owt an get sum eggztra fuudz fur yu. Wun hwol tsikkin Wiff stuffink kummin up! At leezt yu ar hongree...datz supozt tu be uh gudgud sine, ya kno. I wyll stay wiff yu in sollytary, ho kay? Wud yu lyke tu purrlay wiff mine feffer-onna-stik? -- Pitô.ônya Mmm, chikkin! Fangu, Sweetee, dis iz delishus! Will yurownself share it wif myownself? We will hav to hide it when Meowmie kumz in, but derez lotsa rum fur hiding over dere behind da desk. An I luvz fefferz on stikz! If we happinz to nok over enneefing heer in da rum, well datz juss tootoo bad! Sundance Shur I'yl hab sum tzikkin an stuffink tuu, wiff grabbee. If it startz smellin behynd da dezk serfz yur Meowmee rite. Heow DARE hur starrf yu aftur kumplaynink dat yu lozt uh pownd! Here yu ar, tryin tu get it bak, an duz DAT mayk hur hapy? Hummmpff. It awl kumz frum lissenink tu dat Stoopid TED! Kum, letz play feffer-onna stik. XRsize iz gud furr yu, buttid nottid tuutuu mutsh. -- Pitô.ônya
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#10
June 3rd 07, 09:10 PM
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Stoopid TED!
TEDZ iz veri mean, Tiger
Sundance wrote in message t... Da TED told Meowmie dat I hazta stay in sollytary sum more, just kuz I haznt been dere long enuf, an kuz uv sumfing to do wif myown poop. I sertinlee haz been dere long enuf, an whut kud myown poop possibly hav to do wif enneefing? Not onlee dat, but da TED telled Meowmie not to keep givin myownself awl da fudz I wantz! Sundance
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