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  #31  
Old January 12th 07, 09:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Going toona fishing

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:09:04 GMT, "Julie Porter"
wrote:


Doant wurry, no cat wil get wet! I promisse. An, dey annownced dat da
boat is stockd wif all kind of very gud fud. I cant wate.

Joey

i always thot choonas came from cans. this boat trip is furry
edjukayshonal.
beauty


Weer goeng tu end up wif a lot of toona.

Joey purrdicts

choona is so gudgud.
beauty

Bear, would you like another nip colada?
Cinder

  #32  
Old January 12th 07, 12:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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I wonnerz whut kindof parti we iz gonna haf when we getz diz her giant
fishie, Chester imaginin,
Julie Porter wrote in message
ink.net...
Yes, itz like a bigg party.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez anna itz veri 'citin anna alla dez ofur kittez ta hep, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
ink.net...
Wow, Chester, its reely happeneng! Weer goeng tu get our toona!

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Chester lukz atta loferli luci anna sayz, Letz go, he takez herown

paw
anna
dey go runnin like kittenz to a feather danzer... Diz iz gonna be
funfun...
Chester, the soon to be ingestin tunna ingester
Jocko the Diving Cat wrote in message
news [As the kitties enjoy the beach and the sun and the nip-rum, a
kitty-sized
fishing boat can be motoring into the lagoon. Jocko is standing

on
the
flying bridge, and as the boat approaches a dock he grabs a
loud-hailer
and speaks to the kitties on the beach.]

Ahoy, kitty dudes and kitty dudettes - we have arranged for a
toona-fishing boat, and we are preparing to set out in pursuit

of da
legendary giant toonas of Young Island. Our skipper is an expert
toona-chaser, and moi has all my diving gear so I can go

underwater
and
spy on da fishiez.

Everykitty who is interested, come on aboard! We have a well
equipped
galley with wunnderful snaks, and dere is a 'porter on board in

case
anyone wants to join us after we cast off, or wants to go back

to
the
island early.

[With that Jocko cracks open a nip-beer which fizzes up over his
paw, and
raises it in salute to the Community kitties.]










  #33  
Old January 12th 07, 12:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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It iz veri nize on diz boat alzo, Piglette, feeling very well taken care of
meeee wrote in message
...
Moe grasps her paw carefully in his, and helps her down into the boat,
making sure she knows where she is, and where everything else is, then

they
stand at the bow sniffing the salty air.
MMMm this is a gud idear Miss Piglette!!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
*blush*
meeee wrote in message
...
Oh I reckons yu definitelee can help, yu wud be gud at it becos I

notised
yu
has furry gud balanse and that is yuseful onna boat!!
Moe, glad she is coming with him

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I duzint efin kare ifin we aktuli katches one butted i sure wuuld

likta
try,
anna a big strong manly cat like yoursef will haza veri gud chanze,
Piglette, hopin hersef kan hep
meeee wrote in message
...
Moe smiles happily at Piglette, happy he is getting to know her

better
on
this cruise, Piglette dus yu wanna go an catch usses a fresh toona?

I
reckon
we'll catch tha biggest wun!!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Piglette turns to MO, duz you wantsa go onna tuna boat or juzt sit

her
onna
beach? Piglet, who duzint care az long az mo iz near
Stormmee wrote in message
...
Me anna Trudi anna OEJ wantsa go, Stormmee, lukin fur rosco ta

see
ifin
he
wantsa go alzo
Rebecca wrote in message
et...
Az long az I iznt gonna fall in da waddermonsterz, I will go.

I
duznt
mind
bein on a boat, but I duznt wanna git in da wadderz.

Rebecca

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
. ..
On Mon, 8 Jan 2007 19:44:52 -0500, Inspector Jacques
Chat-Clouseau's
nimble, little paws typed:

Ahhh, I am wif you! Zees eez goink to be kwite an adventure!
Bridget,
Cleopatra and Anaïs - would you girlcats care to com along

wif
usses,
or stay on zee beech?

M. Tiger, M. TV - ready?

Girlz, whaddya fink? Pitoonya? Rebecca?Shall we go on da boat
or
not?

Beauty, Cinder? Are you gurlz going?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/8/2007 11:07:20 PM


















  #34  
Old January 12th 07, 04:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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Default Going toona fishing

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:08:10 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I wonnerz whut kindof parti we iz gonna haf when we getz diz her giant
fishie, Chester imaginin,


Y' kno dat derez a Japanese kitty - a bobtail - whoze a chef here at
da island villa. Hez furry akomplished and wood make usses sooshy an
sasheemi!

An ifn itz a bigbig won, do offur chefz cud makes awl kindza dishes
wif itsownself...

Buttid furst we gotta ketch won!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/12/2007 10:00:55 AM
  #35  
Old January 12th 07, 07:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
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Default Going toona fishing

On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:58:34 -0800, Jocko the Diving Cat wrote:

But of course, my good sheriff! [Jocko fetches his knapsack and searches
through it for a minute.] Here is mineown Catmerica license [paws over a
piece of paper], and here is a letter from the GovernorCat of Young Island
granting fishing rights to all residents of the Community for da duration
of dis party. Err, vacation. Or whatever it's called.

And fang you for checking!

Jocko


Ah, M. Jocko!

Good! All eez een order! So, my friend, what 'apeenz nekst? Myownself
haz neffue been on won of zeez boatz, an I suspekt zat neifur haz many
ofur kitteez!

Where eez zeez toonaz, and how do we get won on owr table?
--
à bientôt,

Jacques
1/12/2007 1:25:15 PM
  #36  
Old January 12th 07, 08:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Jocko the Diving Cat
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Default Going toona fishing

Ah, M. Jocko!

Good! All eez een order! So, my friend, what 'apeenz nekst? Myownself
haz neffue been on won of zeez boatz, an I suspekt zat neifur haz many
ofur kitteez!

Where eez zeez toonaz, and how do we get won on owr table?


Hey, Misfur Inspector-cat! How you been, dude?

Well, it looks like we'z gotz a purrty good crew aboard, so now we motor
off to this cool little fishing spot not too far off-shore. Let's go talk
to the Captain...

[Jocko leads the Inspector to the main bridge, where he finds a red
longhaired tabby cat with his fur in dreadlocks.]

Inspector, dis is da owner of dis boat, and our Captain for the day,
Captain Rasta RedCat. Captain, I believe we's got ourselves a full crew!
Hows about we head for the Secret Spot?

[The Captain fires up the engines and Jocko hops onto the deck to untie
the lines. The fishing boat motors out away from the dock, out of the
sheltered lagoon, and into the open sea. Fortunately the weather is nice
and the sea is calm, so the kitties don't have to deal with much wave
action.

Kittens run actively all over the boat, scrambling up the piles of fishing
nets and climbing the booms and radio masts. Other kitties sit along the
rail watching the waves pass, while some watch - intently - the flock of
sea gulls that follows the boat.

As they motor along various kitties make trips below-deck to the galley,
and return with bags and platters of various yummy kitty snacks. After
less than half an hour motoring, the Captain cuts the engines and meows at
a crew cat to drop the sea anchor.]

Ok, everykitty, we'z at da Secret Spot! Dis is the absotively bestest spot
to catch the Young Island Giant Toonas.

We haf fishing rods fur kittiez dat want to use dem, and we has Giant
Toona nets (that only catch Giant Toonas) fur da kittiez dat want to use
dem. Mister 'Spector Cat, what's your preference? A net or a rod?

Jocko
  #37  
Old January 12th 07, 09:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Going toona fishing

I likez diz idermint, letz getta fishie, Chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
news
On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:08:10 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I wonnerz whut kindof parti we iz gonna haf when we getz diz her giant
fishie, Chester imaginin,


Y' kno dat derez a Japanese kitty - a bobtail - whoze a chef here at
da island villa. Hez furry akomplished and wood make usses sooshy an
sasheemi!

An ifn itz a bigbig won, do offur chefz cud makes awl kindza dishes
wif itsownself...

Buttid furst we gotta ketch won!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/12/2007 10:00:55 AM



  #38  
Old January 12th 07, 09:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Going toona fishing

I thinkz dat minesef anna Lucy wuuld lika net ta get owr toona so we kan
katch itsef togefur, Chester just guessing
Jocko the Diving Cat wrote in message
news
Ah, M. Jocko!

Good! All eez een order! So, my friend, what 'apeenz nekst? Myownself
haz neffue been on won of zeez boatz, an I suspekt zat neifur haz many
ofur kitteez!

Where eez zeez toonaz, and how do we get won on owr table?


Hey, Misfur Inspector-cat! How you been, dude?

Well, it looks like we'z gotz a purrty good crew aboard, so now we motor
off to this cool little fishing spot not too far off-shore. Let's go talk
to the Captain...

[Jocko leads the Inspector to the main bridge, where he finds a red
longhaired tabby cat with his fur in dreadlocks.]

Inspector, dis is da owner of dis boat, and our Captain for the day,
Captain Rasta RedCat. Captain, I believe we's got ourselves a full crew!
Hows about we head for the Secret Spot?

[The Captain fires up the engines and Jocko hops onto the deck to untie
the lines. The fishing boat motors out away from the dock, out of the
sheltered lagoon, and into the open sea. Fortunately the weather is nice
and the sea is calm, so the kitties don't have to deal with much wave
action.

Kittens run actively all over the boat, scrambling up the piles of fishing
nets and climbing the booms and radio masts. Other kitties sit along the
rail watching the waves pass, while some watch - intently - the flock of
sea gulls that follows the boat.

As they motor along various kitties make trips below-deck to the galley,
and return with bags and platters of various yummy kitty snacks. After
less than half an hour motoring, the Captain cuts the engines and meows at
a crew cat to drop the sea anchor.]

Ok, everykitty, we'z at da Secret Spot! Dis is the absotively bestest spot
to catch the Young Island Giant Toonas.

We haf fishing rods fur kittiez dat want to use dem, and we has Giant
Toona nets (that only catch Giant Toonas) fur da kittiez dat want to use
dem. Mister 'Spector Cat, what's your preference? A net or a rod?

Jocko



  #39  
Old January 12th 07, 10:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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Default Going toona fishing

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:21:37 -0800, Jocko the Diving Cat's nimble,
little paws typed:

Hey, Misfur Inspector-cat! How you been, dude?

Well, it looks like we'z gotz a purrty good crew aboard, so now we motor
off to this cool little fishing spot not too far off-shore. Let's go talk
to the Captain...

[Jocko leads the Inspector to the main bridge, where he finds a red
longhaired tabby cat with his fur in dreadlocks.]

Inspector, dis is da owner of dis boat, and our Captain for the day,
Captain Rasta RedCat. Captain, I believe we's got ourselves a full crew!
Hows about we head for the Secret Spot?

[The Captain fires up the engines and Jocko hops onto the deck to untie
the lines. The fishing boat motors out away from the dock, out of the
sheltered lagoon, and into the open sea. Fortunately the weather is nice
and the sea is calm, so the kitties don't have to deal with much wave
action.

Kittens run actively all over the boat, scrambling up the piles of fishing
nets and climbing the booms and radio masts. Other kitties sit along the
rail watching the waves pass, while some watch - intently - the flock of
sea gulls that follows the boat.

As they motor along various kitties make trips below-deck to the galley,
and return with bags and platters of various yummy kitty snacks. After
less than half an hour motoring, the Captain cuts the engines and meows at
a crew cat to drop the sea anchor.]

Ok, everykitty, we'z at da Secret Spot! Dis is the absotively bestest spot
to catch the Young Island Giant Toonas.

We haf fishing rods fur kittiez dat want to use dem, and we has Giant
Toona nets (that only catch Giant Toonas) fur da kittiez dat want to use
dem. Mister 'Spector Cat, what's your preference? A net or a rod?

Jocko


I've been furry well, Jocko! [hedbutt].

I've nefur fished befur, so I don't know which to use, buttid perhaps
M. Tiger and M. TV wood like to joyne myownself and share eifur a rod
or net, and zee three ov usses could try to catch a big fishee. What
do you fink?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/12/2007 4:00:49 PM
  #40  
Old January 12th 07, 10:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Going toona fishing

dat wurkz fur minesef, Tiger, TV nodz, neifur of uses haz fished efur,
unless you cowntz whut we putted inna porcelin bowl den fished owt, ...
snicker
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:21:37 -0800, Jocko the Diving Cat's nimble,
little paws typed:

Hey, Misfur Inspector-cat! How you been, dude?

Well, it looks like we'z gotz a purrty good crew aboard, so now we motor
off to this cool little fishing spot not too far off-shore. Let's go

talk
to the Captain...

[Jocko leads the Inspector to the main bridge, where he finds a red
longhaired tabby cat with his fur in dreadlocks.]

Inspector, dis is da owner of dis boat, and our Captain for the day,
Captain Rasta RedCat. Captain, I believe we's got ourselves a full crew!
Hows about we head for the Secret Spot?

[The Captain fires up the engines and Jocko hops onto the deck to untie
the lines. The fishing boat motors out away from the dock, out of the
sheltered lagoon, and into the open sea. Fortunately the weather is nice
and the sea is calm, so the kitties don't have to deal with much wave
action.

Kittens run actively all over the boat, scrambling up the piles of

fishing
nets and climbing the booms and radio masts. Other kitties sit along the
rail watching the waves pass, while some watch - intently - the flock of
sea gulls that follows the boat.

As they motor along various kitties make trips below-deck to the galley,
and return with bags and platters of various yummy kitty snacks. After
less than half an hour motoring, the Captain cuts the engines and meows

at
a crew cat to drop the sea anchor.]

Ok, everykitty, we'z at da Secret Spot! Dis is the absotively bestest

spot
to catch the Young Island Giant Toonas.

We haf fishing rods fur kittiez dat want to use dem, and we has Giant
Toona nets (that only catch Giant Toonas) fur da kittiez dat want to use
dem. Mister 'Spector Cat, what's your preference? A net or a rod?

Jocko


I've been furry well, Jocko! [hedbutt].

I've nefur fished befur, so I don't know which to use, buttid perhaps
M. Tiger and M. TV wood like to joyne myownself and share eifur a rod
or net, and zee three ov usses could try to catch a big fishee. What
do you fink?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/12/2007 4:00:49 PM



 




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