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"cybercat" wrote in message ... "Matthew" wrote Are you sure she is not in your kill file? I thought I was, but I went through it again and there she was. (It takes a while, as the Puppy Weenie and bob and carol each have about 97 email addresses!) I use OE. Maybe I forgot to click "OK." Outlook express has the filters in it. I think at one time you had said you setup a filter |
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"Matthew" wrote in message ... "cybercat" wrote in message ... "Matthew" wrote Are you sure she is not in your kill file? I thought I was, but I went through it again and there she was. (It takes a while, as the Puppy Weenie and bob and carol each have about 97 email addresses!) I use OE. Maybe I forgot to click "OK." Outlook express has the filters in it. I think at one time you had said you setup a filter Yes, same as "killfile," the way I use it. It is just, right click on the message of someone you don't want to read then click "block sender." The you can go in and view the list and remove people from your blocked sender file. Next time she posts I should be able to see it. Thanks. |
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On Sun, 15 Jul 2007 02:10:31 -0400, Matthew wrote:
Gripe Sheet After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a"gripe sheet", which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problem, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!) S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. And the best one for last .................. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget It is good to laugh now and then. Thanks! MLB |
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On Jul 15, 4:56 pm, "Matthew" wrote:
"Sheelagh o" wrote in message ups.com... On 15 Jul, 07:10, "Matthew" wrote: Gripe Sheet After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a"gripe sheet", which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problem, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!) S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. And the best one for last .................. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget I thought it was funny, but then again, I am still a newbi... Sheelagh After what you have gone thru you are far from a newbie- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Frankly I would rather have not gone through it, but I have, & It is Over, I hope. Does this mean I have grauated to the intermediate class then? ;o) Yes, Pukka news that is..... Sheelagh |
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"Sheelagh o" wrote Does this mean I have grauated to the intermediate class then? ;o) I CAN SEE YOU! Hi, Sheelagh! |
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On Jul 15, 6:10 pm, "cybercat" wrote:
"Matthew" wrote in message ... "cybercat" wrote in message ... "Matthew" wrote Are you sure she is not in your kill file? I thought I was, but I went through it again and there she was. (It takes a while, as the Puppy Weenie and bob and carol each have about 97 email addresses!) I use OE. Maybe I forgot to click "OK." Outlook express has the filters in it. I think at one time you had said you setup a filter Yes, same as "killfile," the way I use it. It is just, right click on the message of someone you don't want to read then click "block sender." The you can go in and view the list and remove people from your blocked sender file. Next time she posts I should be able to see it. Thanks. CAN YOU SEE ME???? Lol;o) I can't help you with that one. I tried using outlook express myself but it kept telling me that there was some error & quoted a number for me to look @ to find out what the problem was. I never got as far as finding out, because when I tried to look into it, I was told that If I wanted to use my email address with Hotmail, there was a fee. It also asked me if I wanted to use Outlook as my default program ( which I would love to do,.. However, with 3 other users on this Pc, I didn't know whether it would affect their email addresses as well- or whether it would mean them having to use OE too?) I gave up in the end, & thought about going down the gravity route instead because it is free. Any thoughts on this one, or where I might have gone wrong? (apart from I am thick when it comes to PCs- I already know that one thanx.....lol ) Sheelagh |
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On Jul 15, 7:05 pm, "cybercat" wrote:
"Sheelagh o" wrote Does this mean I have grauated to the intermediate class then? ;o) I CAN SEE YOU! Hi, Sheelagh! Hellooooooo... to all of you, From a very damp, soggy wet, thundering UK all of the moggies are quite happy to hide behind the sofa's & under the pillows today- Can't say that I blame them though;o( Ha, not bad, Promoted out of your killfile is a major improvement, lol Glad to hear you worked it out in the end |
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"Sheelagh o" wrote Ha, not bad, Promoted out of your killfile is a major improvement, lol haha, some would not agree! Glad to hear you worked it out in the end Thank you. I spend a lot of time trying to master my electronic gadgets. |
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Suddenly, without warning, Matthew exclaimed (7/16/2007 1:13 AM):
"jmc" Did you at least laugh before you knicked picked a joke jeesh Well, I did the first time I read it, but I've seen it so many times now... guess I was just miffed 'cause I was expecting a cat joke, and got an old noncat joke instead. Hey, we all have off days jmc |
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On 16 Jul, 09:43, jmc wrote:
Suddenly, without warning, Matthew exclaimed (7/16/2007 1:13 AM): "jmc" Did you at least laugh before you knicked picked a joke jeesh Well, I did the first time I read it, but I've seen it so many times now... guess I was just miffed 'cause I was expecting a cat joke, and got an old noncat joke instead. Hey, we all have off days jmc Hi JMC, I thought you might like to share some photos with us. we work for Ragdoll Rescue UK, & normally get older cats in, or ex-breeding cats who's owners have the time of the space to allow thier cats to live out their retirement. You would think that after earning their selves thousands of pounds, they could find it in their hearts to love and respect them, but they don't. It's really sad actually;o( http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/sheela...23236325270562 It is ever so rare to get kittens to care for, but in this instance, we believe that a couple bought they to go with their American Pit bull Terrier. Unfortunately, the dog didn't feel the same way about them as his slaves did...so they had to hand them over to Ragdoll Rescue, rather than allow the dog to rip them to pieces. I don't suppose that all dogs are like that, but in this case, it couldn't stand them. We got no papers with them, & we believe that they came from a kitten farm, because when we got them, the vet aged them @ around 5-6 weeks old. far too young to leave mummy, but then some people have no morals to start with. We are hoping to home them both together becasuse they are ever so close. She has a brother who is a Bi-colour seal. Most of our cats love them and are very tolerant( they only get the odd cuff when they are "really outrageous".) Lucy(fur!) avoids them as much as possible, but old Taz is happy to pin them down, bath them & even give them meow instructions on how to climb everywhere..... The change in them is amazing, because when they first arrived they hid for a couple of weeks behind one of the kitchen cupboards, only coming out to eat & toilet @ night, when it is quiet. Now they are like sherbet Bombs!!!! Curtain climbing, li'l monsters, but so cute that it is hard to be angry for long, & more worrying that they might fall, than the old curtains being shredded to ribbons, lol. I hope that you don't mind the fact that we used Meep's name? It was in a very worthy cause though;o) Sheelagh |
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