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Old May 21st 13, 02:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven[_2_]
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Default Uncl Bill is a Idjit

Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too
humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem,
beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.

Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and
fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute
piggy?

An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted.
But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR
you tookd of diss cute piggy?

An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had
da gud sens to shutted up.

Watta ijit.

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WooToo, for her Hous
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Old May 22nd 13, 04:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Uncl Bill is a Idjit



"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too
humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem,
beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.

Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and
fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute
piggy?

An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted.
But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR
you tookd of diss cute piggy?

An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had
da gud sens to shutted up.

Watta ijit.

--
WooToo, for her Hou


I gotcha beet!
DummMeowmee'z fone died...I meen reeeleee died...batery stoppt!
Sew hur gottid a "shmart fone" an day sed hur kud keep hur $25/250
minitz/3 mumfz.
Uh huh? Hur kudint go on da web, uhr poot hur pitchurz on hur PC ur
nuffin elz wiffowt payin lotza bukz muur..
Hur went bak in an traydid it furra 100 Eye Cue modul, awlmozt lyke hur
had fur da 5 yeerz b-fur!.
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Pi2önya AKA Sweetee

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Old May 22nd 13, 03:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Unclefred
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Default Uncl Bill is a Idjit

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:



"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed
too humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin
dem, beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.

Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and
fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute
piggy?

An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was
cuted. But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da
PIKSHOR you tookd of diss cute piggy?

An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he
had da gud sens to shutted up.

Watta ijit.

--
WooToo, for her Hou


I gotcha beet!
DummMeowmee'z fone died...I meen reeeleee died...batery stoppt!
Sew hur gottid a "shmart fone" an day sed hur kud keep hur $25/250
minitz/3 mumfz.
Uh huh? Hur kudint go on da web, uhr poot hur pitchurz on hur PC ur
nuffin elz wiffowt payin lotza bukz muur..
Hur went bak in an traydid it furra 100 Eye Cue modul, awlmozt lyke
hur had fur da 5 yeerz b-fur!.


Dose fone komapnies can getcha effen if yor smart. Dey werks
furry hard at it. It doesn't mean her is an idjit... and Unca Bill,
well, he's just furgetful like Fred. Don't expect tuu much furom dem.
Dey's only hooman.

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Regards,
Clawdius

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Old June 15th 13, 10:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cleo da Clingon
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Default Uncl Bill is a Idjit

On Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:42:50 UTC+1, Will in New Haven wrote:
Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too

humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem,

beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.



Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and

fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute

piggy?



An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted.

But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR

you tookd of diss cute piggy?



An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had

da gud sens to shutted up.



Watta ijit.



--

WooToo, for her Hous


N heer we fott ijit wus a scots wurd! So 'pears dare ar ijits in anuffer continent too! Purrhaps of scottish extwakshun???
Cleo.
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Old June 16th 13, 05:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey=^ ..^=[_3_]
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Default Uncl Bill is a Idjit



"Cleo da Clingon" wrote in message
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On Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:42:50 UTC+1, Will in New Haven wrote:
Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too

humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem,

beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.



Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and

fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute

piggy?



An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted.

But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR

you tookd of diss cute piggy?



An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had

da gud sens to shutted up.



Watta ijit.



--

WooToo, for her Hous


N heer we fott ijit wus a scots wurd! So 'pears dare ar ijits in anuffer
continent too! Purrhaps of scottish extwakshun???
Cleo.


BOSH on awl diz stuf..ai m gunna goe git mai baggypypz.

Mosey

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Old June 17th 13, 02:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven[_2_]
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Default Uncl Bill is a Idjit

On Jun 15, 5:11*pm, Cleo da Clingon wrote:
On Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:42:50 UTC+1, Will in New Haven *wrote:





Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too


humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem,


beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.


Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and


fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute


piggy?


An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted.


But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR


you tookd of diss cute piggy?


An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had


da gud sens to shutted up.


Watta ijit.


--


WooToo, for her Hous


N heer we fott ijit wus a scots wurd! So 'pears dare ar ijits in anuffer continent too! Purrhaps of scottish extwakshun???
Cleo.-


No, uncl Bill don' stract no Scottish. He drink Wile Turkeybird
burbun. He do play da bagpipe musik on his noinsemaker wunc in awile.

--
WooToo
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Old June 20th 13, 12:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Uncl Bill is a Idjit



"Cleo da Clingon" wrote in message
...

On Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:42:50 UTC+1, Will in New Haven wrote:
Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too

humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem,

beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.



Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and

fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute

piggy?



An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted.

But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR

you tookd of diss cute piggy?



An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had

da gud sens to shutted up.



Watta ijit.



--

WooToo, for her Hous


N heer we fott ijit wus a scots wurd! So 'pears dare ar ijits in anuffer
continent too! Purrhaps of scottish extwakshun???
Cleo.


Der r hoomin ijit'z awl ovur da Wurld. Silli hoominz ! * waffs *
Nun uf dem heer r reely ijits, jest sili hoominz. yeUP
Weh cats n goggies RNT ijit'z at awl. Nope.

Mosey

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Old June 28th 13, 05:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Aunti Kyla =^ ..^=[_2_]
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Default Uncl Bill is a Idjit



"Cleo da Clingon" wrote in message
...

On Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:42:50 UTC+1, Will in New Haven wrote:
Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too

humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem,

beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.



Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and

fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute

piggy?



An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted.

But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR

you tookd of diss cute piggy?



An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had

da gud sens to shutted up.



Watta ijit.



--

WooToo, for her Hous


N heer we fott ijit wus a scots wurd! So 'pears dare ar ijits in anuffer
continent too! Purrhaps of scottish extwakshun???
Cleo.

Awl hoominz seem tu beh ijitz tu sum extunt sumtymez.
Weh i noe owr Mom n Pa kan beh dem, but yu r awl rite, dey r unly hoominz.
Mosey fur hiz happy but hawt hous.

 




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