Silly, silly humans!

Sometiemz I figger hoomins are just beyond understanding.

Mine Paw has been complainin about having somefing called "shingles". I
looked dat up on Google, and dats fings dat you puts on da roof of
yourown howse. So if him has shingles, him ought to just sell dem. Of
course, I hafen't seen any of dem, so I fink him is crazy anyway.

And why would him scratch hims skin when him talks bout shingles? Crazy.

I will just curl up on hims lap and purr an mebbe him sill stop being so
silly.

Ranger

Piglett shakes her head at Ranger. U iz rong dem fingz hooanz kallz
shinglez is hordiable. Dem itchez anna kan hurtz. Gramby tuk kare of a
lady who had dem. We must try and purr dem away frum himselfz. She gathers
her house in a purr circle.

"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
...

Sometiemz I figger hoomins are just beyond understanding.

Mine Paw has been complainin about having somefing called "shingles". I
looked dat up on Google, and dats fings dat you puts on da roof of
yourown howse. So if him has shingles, him ought to just sell dem. Of
course, I hafen't seen any of dem, so I fink him is crazy anyway.

And why would him scratch hims skin when him talks bout shingles? Crazy.

I will just curl up on hims lap and purr an mebbe him sill stop being so
silly.

Ranger

Sometiemz I figger hoomins are just beyond understanding.

Mine Paw has been complainin about having somefing called "shingles". I
looked dat up on Google, and dats fings dat you puts on da roof of
yourown howse. So if him has shingles, him ought to just sell dem. Of
course, I hafen't seen any of dem, so I fink him is crazy anyway.

And why would him scratch hims skin when him talks bout shingles? Crazy.

I will just curl up on hims lap and purr an mebbe him sill stop being so
silly.

Ranger

Ranger, Pipps heer, shingles iz uh bad hoomin fing n et hurtz. mai meomie
sed hur cud
send hym sum paches tew hulp hym wif dem,
n tewdai iz hiz purrdai tew.
HAPPI PURRDAI tew YER PAW

Mosey, PookyKat, Pipps n Sqweex

Purrz fur da shinglez to go AWAY. Grandmeowmie had dem, an dey hurt. So
weze purr fur dem to go way a way qwikly.

Booker, Snowflake an Chappy

On 10/24/2011 3:51 PM, Ranger Greykitten wrote:
Sometiemz I figger hoomins are just beyond understanding.

Mine Paw has been complainin about having somefing called "shingles". I
looked dat up on Google, and dats fings dat you puts on da roof of
yourown howse. So if him has shingles, him ought to just sell dem. Of
course, I hafen't seen any of dem, so I fink him is crazy anyway.

And why would him scratch hims skin when him talks bout shingles? Crazy.

I will just curl up on hims lap and purr an mebbe him sill stop being so
silly.

Ranger

On 10/24/2011 04:51 PM, Ranger Greykitten wrote:
Sometiemz I figger hoomins are just beyond understanding.

Mine Paw has been complainin about having somefing called "shingles". I
looked dat up on Google, and dats fings dat you puts on da roof of
yourown howse. So if him has shingles, him ought to just sell dem. Of
course, I hafen't seen any of dem, so I fink him is crazy anyway.

And why would him scratch hims skin when him talks bout shingles? Crazy.

I will just curl up on hims lap and purr an mebbe him sill stop being so
silly.

Ranger



Me finks dey kals dem shingles cus dey mak yu wont to fli frew da roof.
TuTu

"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
...
Sometiemz I figger hoomins are just beyond understanding.

Mine Paw has been complainin about having somefing called "shingles".
I
looked dat up on Google, and dats fings dat you puts on da roof of
yourown howse. So if him has shingles, him ought to just sell dem. Of
course, I hafen't seen any of dem, so I fink him is crazy anyway.

And why would him scratch hims skin when him talks bout shingles?
Crazy.

I will just curl up on hims lap and purr an mebbe him sill stop being
so
silly.

Ranger

Purrz furr yur Paw.
Hiz hoomin TED mite have sumtingz tu hewlp.
Datz betterer den juzt sufferink.
Day gib shotz tu prevent dem, now-a-daze,, buttid tuu layte fur diz
neow.
Meowmee sez dat shinglez kum frum chikkinz (a pox on dem!),
buttid chikumz hav feffurz, not shingulz...
Hooominz sigh)

Pit2nya

Sometiemz I figger hoomins are just beyond understanding.

Mine Paw has been complainin about having somefing called "shingles". I
looked dat up on Google, and dats fings dat you puts on da roof of
yourown howse. So if him has shingles, him ought to just sell dem. Of
course, I hafen't seen any of dem, so I fink him is crazy anyway.

And why would him scratch hims skin when him talks bout shingles? Crazy.

I will just curl up on hims lap and purr an mebbe him sill stop being so
silly.

Ranger

Purrz furr yur Paw.
Hiz hoomin TED mite have sumtingz tu hewlp.
Datz betterer den juzt sufferink.
Day gib shotz tu prevent dem, now-a-daze,, buttid tuu layte fur diz neow.
Meowmee sez dat shinglez kum frum chikkinz (a pox on dem!),
buttid chikumz hav feffurz, not shingulz...
Hooominz sigh)

Pit2nya

ai ugre wif Pit2nya ubaowt goin tew hiz TED, dey gotz sum Lidocane 5%
patches dat mite hulp hym.
mai mom cud send hym sum cuz hur kan uze dem, cuz hur iz ulurgic tew duh
adhesiv.

Mosey

On Oct 24, 7:25*pm, "Gramby" wrote:
* * Piglett shakes her head at Ranger. *U iz rong dem fingz hooanz kallz
shinglez is hordiable. *Dem itchez anna kan hurtz. *Gramby tuk kare of a
lady who had dem. *We must try and purr dem away frum himselfz. *She gathers
her house in a purr circle.

Piglett is right, Ranger, dis can be serious indeed.
We are joining da circle and will purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr loud and long.

Azad

On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 09:44:38 -0700, riddik wrote:

On Oct 24, 7:25Â*pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Â* Â* Piglett shakes her head at Ranger. Â*U iz rong dem fingz hooanz
Â* Â* kallz
shinglez is hordiable. Â*Dem itchez anna kan hurtz. Â*Gramby tuk kare of
a lady who had dem. Â*We must try and purr dem away frum himselfz. Â*She
gathers her house in a purr circle.

Piglett is right, Ranger, dis can be serious indeed. We are joining da
circle and will purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr loud and long.

Azad

Well then, I will curl up on hims sore parts and keep dem warm an purr.
Here I thought him was juss being silly like him usually does.

Fangs fur purrin fur him.

Ranger Greykitten

On 24 Oct 2011 22:51:24 GMT, Ranger Greykitten
wrote:

Sometiemz I figger hoomins are just beyond understanding.

Mine Paw has been complainin about having somefing called "shingles". I
looked dat up on Google, and dats fings dat you puts on da roof of
yourown howse. So if him has shingles, him ought to just sell dem. Of
course, I hafen't seen any of dem, so I fink him is crazy anyway.

And why would him scratch hims skin when him talks bout shingles? Crazy.

I will just curl up on hims lap and purr an mebbe him sill stop being so
silly.

Ranger

Shingles can be EXTREMELY painful, requiring hospitalization for
treatment.

Purrs are on the way for the shingles to be mild, and clear up very
quickly.