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  #11  
Old June 22nd 07, 05:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Bisit to da TED

mine soft juzt talked to da nize julie hooman anna itz al setted up, da
furry one efin alreadi booked a hotel compartmint, Chester
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi Texas Kitty, dis is Piglet ans I wantz ta bring yourownself some
goodgood newz we gotz dis day. Da gramby and soft and furry are allz

readi
to meet and bring yourownself to dis houze. We knowz you needs lotza luff
and care and we are readi to meet yourownself. Youz dozent haff to be
afraid. You willz be lonesome for your Aunt Julie but yus will fit rite

in
with usens, You can write to herownself on da puter and letz her know how
yuz is doing. See yourownself before too long. Piglet, O. T. (who
definately needs a playmate) and Scooter D*G who thinks she has two

pupcats
already.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Hi guyz dis iz O.T. Mahoney. I wented to da TED dis day. He tried to
talkz da gramby inta havin me deklawed! Herself said NO. I sure waz

glad.
He gived me a shot but I have some newz. I found a pound and a half

since
I was dere last timez. A momf aftrer my next shot des is gonna do

sumphin
to me dat doeznt sound so good. Dey gonna takz somephin from me without
my permizion.






  #12  
Old June 22nd 07, 05:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Bisit to da TED

hey duz you suppoze you finded dat wate atta ted from where sundanze lozed
it? OEJ wonnerin ifin tedz share da stuff dey stealz furm kitteez
Granby wrote in message
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Da gramby came home all mad. Guess she told dat vet juse what herself
thought of himself. When he said he didn't necessarely approve of it but

it
was what 50 per cent of cat owners wanted he would do it. Gramby splained
to him PDQ dat was da difference in cat OWNERS and being OWNED by a cat!
Also tole dat TED dat was why 50 percent of the kitties in shelters were
probably declawed,. Considerin she didn't like Catz before, dat was pretty
good!
We gonna give herownself an xtra glass of wine tonight and not getz in da
yarn baskit.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:12:09 -0500, "Granby" wrote:

Hi guyz dis iz O.T. Mahoney. I wented to da TED dis day. He tried to
talkz
da gramby inta havin me deklawed!


Get a new vet! This is inhumane.
John the hoomin

Herself said NO. I sure waz glad. He
gived me a shot but I have some newz. I found a pound and a half since

I
was dere last timez. A momf aftrer my next shot des is gonna do sumphin
to
me dat doeznt sound so good. Dey gonna takz somephin from me without my
permizion.






  #13  
Old June 22nd 07, 05:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Bisit to da TED

or chop off hiz fingerz atta furzt knuckel? Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:12:09 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws
typed:

Hi guyz dis iz O.T. Mahoney. I wented to da TED dis day. He tried to

talkz
da gramby inta havin me deklawed! Herself said NO. I sure waz glad. He
gived me a shot but I have some newz. I found a pound and a half since

I
was dere last timez. A momf aftrer my next shot des is gonna do sumphin

to
me dat doeznt sound so good. Dey gonna takz somephin from me without my
permizion.


Hmmmm, dis TED sowndz like an a-hole! Scuse my Fwench, but declawed?
Didja ask him ifn he'd like sumwon to rip his fingernaylez owt wif
plierz?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
6/21/2007 8:27:18 PM



  #14  
Old June 22nd 07, 05:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Default Bisit to da TED

OT, Ime reely reely happy to heer bout dis. Der are tree tings dat ar
emportent tu me: No deklawing, no going OWT doors, an I need lots of luff.

OT, I will see you suun!

Whisper, da Texas Kitten

"Granby" wrote in message
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Hi guyz dis iz O.T. Mahoney. I wented to da TED dis day. He tried to
talkz da gramby inta havin me deklawed! Herself said NO. I sure waz glad.
He gived me a shot but I have some newz. I found a pound and a half since
I was dere last timez. A momf aftrer my next shot des is gonna do sumphin
to me dat doeznt sound so good. Dey gonna takz somephin from me without
my permizion.



  #15  
Old June 22nd 07, 05:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Default Bisit to da TED

Owh, I cant wate! It woant be long now! After a liddle wile, yu an I can
play an haff lots of fun an grow up togethfur. My Anti Julie knows you are
gonna gif me a really guud lofing home.

Whisper, da Texas Kitty

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Hihi Texas Kitty, dis is Piglet ans I wantz ta bring yourownself some
goodgood newz we gotz dis day. Da gramby and soft and furry are allz
readi to meet and bring yourownself to dis houze. We knowz you needs lotza
luff and care and we are readi to meet yourownself. Youz dozent haff to
be afraid. You willz be lonesome for your Aunt Julie but yus will fit
rite in with usens, You can write to herownself on da puter and letz her
know how yuz is doing. See yourownself before too long. Piglet, O. T.
(who definately needs a playmate) and Scooter D*G who thinks she has two
pupcats already.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Hi guyz dis iz O.T. Mahoney. I wented to da TED dis day. He tried to
talkz da gramby inta havin me deklawed! Herself said NO. I sure waz
glad. He gived me a shot but I have some newz. I found a pound and a
half since I was dere last timez. A momf aftrer my next shot des is
gonna do sumphin to me dat doeznt sound so good. Dey gonna takz somephin
from me without my permizion.





  #16  
Old June 22nd 07, 05:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Default Bisit to da TED

Yu shud get a knew TED.

Lucy


"Fred Williams" wrote in message
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On Thursday 21 June 2007 16:12, Granby wrote:

Hi guyz dis iz O.T. Mahoney. I wented to da TED dis day. He tried to
talkz
da gramby inta havin me deklawed! Herself said NO.



Hissssspittt on dat TED.

Diana, Ryan & Cinnamon.

--
Regards,
Fred


  #17  
Old June 22nd 07, 05:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Posts: 427
Default Bisit to da TED

Gramby, yu did a GUUD JOB!!

Lucy


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Da gramby came home all mad. Guess she told dat vet juse what herself
thought of himself. When he said he didn't necessarely approve of it but
it was what 50 per cent of cat owners wanted he would do it. Gramby
splained to him PDQ dat was da difference in cat OWNERS and being OWNED by
a cat! Also tole dat TED dat was why 50 percent of the kitties in shelters
were probably declawed,. Considerin she didn't like Catz before, dat was
pretty good!
We gonna give herownself an xtra glass of wine tonight and not getz in da
yarn baskit.
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:12:09 -0500, "Granby" wrote:

Hi guyz dis iz O.T. Mahoney. I wented to da TED dis day. He tried to
talkz
da gramby inta havin me deklawed!


Get a new vet! This is inhumane.
John the hoomin

Herself said NO. I sure waz glad. He
gived me a shot but I have some newz. I found a pound and a half since I
was dere last timez. A momf aftrer my next shot des is gonna do sumphin
to
me dat doeznt sound so good. Dey gonna takz somephin from me without my
permizion.





  #18  
Old June 22nd 07, 05:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Posts: 427
Default Bisit to da TED

An den cut the ends of his fingurs off.

Lucy


"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:12:09 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws
typed:

Hi guyz dis iz O.T. Mahoney. I wented to da TED dis day. He tried to
talkz
da gramby inta havin me deklawed! Herself said NO. I sure waz glad. He
gived me a shot but I have some newz. I found a pound and a half since I
was dere last timez. A momf aftrer my next shot des is gonna do sumphin
to
me dat doeznt sound so good. Dey gonna takz somephin from me without my
permizion.


Hmmmm, dis TED sowndz like an a-hole! Scuse my Fwench, but declawed?
Didja ask him ifn he'd like sumwon to rip his fingernaylez owt wif
plierz?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
6/21/2007 8:27:18 PM


  #19  
Old June 22nd 07, 10:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Bisit to da TED

On Jun 21, 11:49 pm, "The Porter Cats"
wrote:
An den cut the ends of his fingurs off.

Lucy

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in messagenews:2bwzwqe63fix$.1do3iobancq9f.dlg@40tude .net...



On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:12:09 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws
typed:


Hi guyz dis iz O.T. Mahoney. I wented to da TED dis day. He tried to
talkz
da gramby inta havin me deklawed! Herself said NO. I sure waz glad. He
gived me a shot but I have some newz. I found a pound and a half since I
was dere last timez. A momf aftrer my next shot des is gonna do sumphin
to
me dat doeznt sound so good. Dey gonna takz somephin from me without my
permizion.


Hmmmm, dis TED sowndz like an a-hole! Scuse my Fwench, but declawed?
Didja ask him ifn he'd like sumwon to rip his fingernaylez owt wif
plierz?
--
Purrs,


Mme. Anaïs
6/21/2007 8:27:18 PM- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Deer Texus kitty, r first mom had us dclawed (me & Mollie Anne). Then
she wud leef us in hur hows for 2 days by rselves. Mom axed if we cud
kum 2 hur liddle hows. Thu first mom sed ok. So, Mom has 2 kitties
wit no klaws but she didn't du it. One uf uz (mom ses she thinks I du
it) poops on thu floor but mom ses that iz much bedder than peeing on
thu floor! We all get along purty gud but mom ses she wudn't haf had
us dklawed. yurs, Sweet William

  #20  
Old June 22nd 07, 11:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Posts: 2,125
Default Bisit to da TED

On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 21:59:40 -0000, "
wrote:

On Jun 21, 11:49 pm, "The Porter Cats"
wrote:
An den cut the ends of his fingurs off.

Lucy

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in messagenews:2bwzwqe63fix$.1do3iobancq9f.dlg@40tude .net...



On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:12:09 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws
typed:


Hi guyz dis iz O.T. Mahoney. I wented to da TED dis day. He tried to
talkz
da gramby inta havin me deklawed! Herself said NO. I sure waz glad. He
gived me a shot but I have some newz. I found a pound and a half since I
was dere last timez. A momf aftrer my next shot des is gonna do sumphin
to
me dat doeznt sound so good. Dey gonna takz somephin from me without my
permizion.


Hmmmm, dis TED sowndz like an a-hole! Scuse my Fwench, but declawed?
Didja ask him ifn he'd like sumwon to rip his fingernaylez owt wif
plierz?
--
Purrs,


Mme. Anaïs
6/21/2007 8:27:18 PM- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Deer Texus kitty, r first mom had us dclawed (me & Mollie Anne). Then
she wud leef us in hur hows for 2 days by rselves. Mom axed if we cud
kum 2 hur liddle hows. Thu first mom sed ok. So, Mom has 2 kitties
wit no klaws but she didn't du it. One uf uz (mom ses she thinks I du
it) poops on thu floor but mom ses that iz much bedder than peeing on
thu floor! We all get along purty gud but mom ses she wudn't haf had
us dklawed.


Off coarse not! Have some nip tea and forget.
Cinder

yurs, Sweet William


 




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