A Good Mouse Gone To Waste!

Last night, when I went out fur the night, I saw this nice, furry
mouse. I thinked mine own family would love it. I chased it fur
a long time, and I finally catched it. I lefted it under the
patio chair for them.

In the morning, I comed in for mine own breakfast and to sleep
for the day, when the PawPaw screamed "look at those ants on the
patio! There's something dead!" Of course it was dead — I
killed it for them!

What happens next? The PawPaw picks up mine offering and puts it
in the garbage, and puts the garbage in the dumpster! After all
the trouble I wented through! While this was going on
GranMeowmie was laughing. I think she was gonna eat the mousie,
but the PawPaw took it away. What a waste!

I guess I'ze still a pretty good hunter, but not as good as mine
furriend Waffles!

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department

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Last night, when I went out fur the night, I saw this nice,
furry
mouse. I thinked mine own family would love it. I chased it
fur
a long time, and I finally catched it. I lefted it under the
patio chair for them.

In the morning, I comed in for mine own breakfast and to sleep
for the day, when the PawPaw screamed "look at those ants on
the
patio! There's something dead!" Of course it was dead — I
killed it for them!

What happens next? The PawPaw picks up mine offering and puts
it
in the garbage, and puts the garbage in the dumpster! After
all
the trouble I wented through! While this was going on
GranMeowmie was laughing. I think she was gonna eat the
mousie,
but the PawPaw took it away. What a waste!

I guess I'ze still a pretty good hunter, but not as good as
mine
furriend Waffles!

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department

Yuuz uh gudgud huntur, Capt M.!
I tink Waffles iz uh gudgud vole huntur tuu.

Pitoonya, gud fly-in-da-heowz huntur

Juz memfur, doze trash guyz takez da dirty litter from da in boxez so I
allatime figured dat furry wuz givin dem a purrzent fur der hep, OEJ,
expurrt huntress
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Last night, when I went out fur the night, I saw this nice, furry
mouse. I thinked mine own family would love it. I chased it fur
a long time, and I finally catched it. I lefted it under the
patio chair for them.

In the morning, I comed in for mine own breakfast and to sleep
for the day, when the PawPaw screamed "look at those ants on the
patio! There's something dead!" Of course it was dead — I
killed it for them!

What happens next? The PawPaw picks up mine offering and puts it
in the garbage, and puts the garbage in the dumpster! After all
the trouble I wented through! While this was going on
GranMeowmie was laughing. I think she was gonna eat the mousie,
but the PawPaw took it away. What a waste!

I guess I'ze still a pretty good hunter, but not as good as mine
furriend Waffles!

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department