Iron Chef Catmerica, part 2

Oh, dis iz furry eggcitin! Owr two chefz iz rushin up to da table to git
dere greedients. Chef Catali is tryin to git sum krabbies an lopsterz, but
dey keepz grabbin him wif dere clawz! Rebecca iz concentratin on da smaller
items like shrimpeez an scallupz an musselz, an also sum oysterz an
crayfishiez.

Now da chefz haz takin dere greedientz bak to dere respektiv cukkin areas.
Rebecca iz runnin into da warehowse, purrsumably to git sum more suppliez.
Chef Catali iz still tryin to rangle doze krabbiez an lopsterz, but sum uv
dem haz gottin away an iz makin a brake fur freedum!

OK, now Rebecca iz bak. Letz see whut she bringed frum da warehowse: I see
sum mowsie sausijiz, budder, Cornish game hens, kreem, rice, an sum liddle
boddles uf spicez. I haz no ideer whut she mite be plannin, but it lukz
like it will be gudgud.

Chef Catali haz finully manijed to capcher awl doze eskaped shellfishies an
git dem bak to hiz side uf da kichen. Hizown noze an pawz luk like dey has
takin a liddle damij! But it luks like he will git bak at doze gize, cuz he
haz a bigbig pot uf waddermonsterz on da stove to cuk dem in.

Letz see if we kan tell whut da two chefz iz planning to prepare. Chef
Catali seemz to be plannin sumfing furry simple, cuz awl he haz iz da
krabbies an lopsters. I'd say heze juss gonna do steamed lopster or maybe
sawtayed krabbies. Az fur Rebecca, she haz so many stufz she kud be doing
juss abowt anyfing. She haz a bigbig skillet heetin up, an a big pot on da
stove filled wif da kreem an budder, lettin da budder git meltid.

An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz introdoos
theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut sperience duz
yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz anykitty else
vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

I alwayz help my meowmy boils water.
I sitz next to da stove when she putz da pot of water on the flames. Then I
stalkz it intently till it makes them big bubblez on da surface.
When I see the bubbles, I runz around the house and yellz for my meeeowmee
meeeowmee till I find her, and she gets the bubblez off. I'm so proud of
meowself for saving the house from them bubblez.

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Oh, dis iz furry eggcitin! Owr two chefz iz rushin up to da table to git
dere greedients. Chef Catali is tryin to git sum krabbies an lopsterz,
but
dey keepz grabbin him wif dere clawz! Rebecca iz concentratin on da
smaller
items like shrimpeez an scallupz an musselz, an also sum oysterz an
crayfishiez.

Now da chefz haz takin dere greedientz bak to dere respektiv cukkin areas.
Rebecca iz runnin into da warehowse, purrsumably to git sum more suppliez.
Chef Catali iz still tryin to rangle doze krabbiez an lopsterz, but sum uv
dem haz gottin away an iz makin a brake fur freedum!

OK, now Rebecca iz bak. Letz see whut she bringed frum da warehowse: I
see
sum mowsie sausijiz, budder, Cornish game hens, kreem, rice, an sum liddle
boddles uf spicez. I haz no ideer whut she mite be plannin, but it lukz
like it will be gudgud.

Chef Catali haz finully manijed to capcher awl doze eskaped shellfishies
an
git dem bak to hiz side uf da kichen. Hizown noze an pawz luk like dey
has
takin a liddle damij! But it luks like he will git bak at doze gize, cuz
he
haz a bigbig pot uf waddermonsterz on da stove to cuk dem in.

Letz see if we kan tell whut da two chefz iz planning to prepare. Chef
Catali seemz to be plannin sumfing furry simple, cuz awl he haz iz da
krabbies an lopsters. I'd say heze juss gonna do steamed lopster or maybe
sawtayed krabbies. Az fur Rebecca, she haz so many stufz she kud be doing
juss abowt anyfing. She haz a bigbig skillet heetin up, an a big pot on
da
stove filled wif da kreem an budder, lettin da budder git meltid.

An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz
introdoos
theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut sperience duz
yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz anykitty else
vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz introdoos
theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut sperience duz
yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz anykitty else
vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

Kin I be a judge? I got lotslotslots uv expeeriance eeting fud!

Allegra "Great Girtha"

"Adam" wrote in message
...
An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz
introdoos theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut
sperience duz yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz
anykitty else vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

Kin I be a judge? I got lotslotslots uv expeeriance eeting fud!

Allegra "Great Girtha"

Allegra! We wuz hopin yoo wud git heer! Yes, we wantz yoo to be a judj!
Welkum to owr panel uf judjiz. It sownds like yur furry quallyfied and weze
happy to hav yoo.

Sundance

Thatz grate, Bubba-Cat. Wud yoo kare to be wun uf owr judjiz? Awl yood
hafta do iz taste da dishiz dat owr chefs iz preparin and rate dem based on
any criteria yoo think appropriate.

Sundance

"Bubba-Cat" wrote in message
...
I alwayz help my meowmy boils water.
I sitz next to da stove when she putz da pot of water on the flames. Then
I
stalkz it intently till it makes them big bubblez on da surface.
When I see the bubbles, I runz around the house and yellz for my meeeowmee
meeeowmee till I find her, and she gets the bubblez off. I'm so proud of
meowself for saving the house from them bubblez.

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Oh, dis iz furry eggcitin! Owr two chefz iz rushin up to da table to git
dere greedients. Chef Catali is tryin to git sum krabbies an lopsterz,
but
dey keepz grabbin him wif dere clawz! Rebecca iz concentratin on da
smaller
items like shrimpeez an scallupz an musselz, an also sum oysterz an
crayfishiez.

Now da chefz haz takin dere greedientz bak to dere respektiv cukkin
areas.
Rebecca iz runnin into da warehowse, purrsumably to git sum more
suppliez.
Chef Catali iz still tryin to rangle doze krabbiez an lopsterz, but sum
uv
dem haz gottin away an iz makin a brake fur freedum!

OK, now Rebecca iz bak. Letz see whut she bringed frum da warehowse: I
see
sum mowsie sausijiz, budder, Cornish game hens, kreem, rice, an sum
liddle
boddles uf spicez. I haz no ideer whut she mite be plannin, but it lukz
like it will be gudgud.

Chef Catali haz finully manijed to capcher awl doze eskaped shellfishies
an
git dem bak to hiz side uf da kichen. Hizown noze an pawz luk like dey
has
takin a liddle damij! But it luks like he will git bak at doze gize, cuz
he
haz a bigbig pot uf waddermonsterz on da stove to cuk dem in.

Letz see if we kan tell whut da two chefz iz planning to prepare. Chef
Catali seemz to be plannin sumfing furry simple, cuz awl he haz iz da
krabbies an lopsters. I'd say heze juss gonna do steamed lopster or
maybe
sawtayed krabbies. Az fur Rebecca, she haz so many stufz she kud be
doing
juss abowt anyfing. She haz a bigbig skillet heetin up, an a big pot on
da
stove filled wif da kreem an budder, lettin da budder git meltid.

An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz
introdoos
theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut sperience duz
yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz anykitty else
vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz
introdoos theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut
sperience duz yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz
anykitty else vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

Kin I be a judge? I got lotslotslots uv expeeriance eeting fud!

Allegra "Great Girtha"


Allegra! We wuz hopin yoo wud git heer! Yes, we wantz yoo to be a judj!
Welkum to owr panel uf judjiz. It sownds like yur furry quallyfied and weze
happy to hav yoo.

Sundance

Where's da fud? I'ze hungree!

Allegra "Great Girtha"

"Adam" wrote in message
...
Allegra! We wuz hopin yoo wud git heer! Yes, we wantz yoo to be a judj!
Welkum to owr panel uf judjiz. It sownds like yur furry quallyfied and
weze happy to hav yoo.

Sundance

Where's da fud? I'ze hungree!

Allegra "Great Girtha"

Itz still bein cooked. Yoo kan watch owr chefs preparin it rite now. In
fakt, I gots ta git bak to commentatoring. I will see yoo after da kontest.

Sundance

Tiger watches carefully as the chefs begin to purrpare their dishes,

then he stands and walks to where Sundance is standing, I haz 'sperience of
bein a cat fur many years, When I camed to mine hoomanz I wuz already grown
butted I weighed only 7 pounds, I have spent the last six years filling out
mine frame by tryin efury fud I cuuld get mine clawz on, Once I even managed
to take the pumpkin muffins out of the bread box and liberate them from
their ziploc bags just so I could judge the recipe, I have also liberated
bacon from the counter and a hamburger from the cooling rack. I currently
stay in eating shape by eating efury hour on the hour for 'zactly 7 minutes.
I am prowd to say that i now weigh 15 pounds and I am able to say the word
milk and tell my hoomanz when we need fresh fud,

Tiger sitting down on his judging cushin ta continue watchin the chefs
purrpare da fud
Sundance wrote in message
...
Oh, dis iz furry eggcitin! Owr two chefz iz rushin up to da table to git
dere greedients. Chef Catali is tryin to git sum krabbies an lopsterz,
but
dey keepz grabbin him wif dere clawz! Rebecca iz concentratin on da
smaller
items like shrimpeez an scallupz an musselz, an also sum oysterz an
crayfishiez.

Now da chefz haz takin dere greedientz bak to dere respektiv cukkin areas.
Rebecca iz runnin into da warehowse, purrsumably to git sum more suppliez.
Chef Catali iz still tryin to rangle doze krabbiez an lopsterz, but sum uv
dem haz gottin away an iz makin a brake fur freedum!

OK, now Rebecca iz bak. Letz see whut she bringed frum da warehowse: I
see
sum mowsie sausijiz, budder, Cornish game hens, kreem, rice, an sum liddle
boddles uf spicez. I haz no ideer whut she mite be plannin, but it lukz
like it will be gudgud.

Chef Catali haz finully manijed to capcher awl doze eskaped shellfishies
an
git dem bak to hiz side uf da kichen. Hizown noze an pawz luk like dey
has
takin a liddle damij! But it luks like he will git bak at doze gize, cuz
he
haz a bigbig pot uf waddermonsterz on da stove to cuk dem in.

Letz see if we kan tell whut da two chefz iz planning to prepare. Chef
Catali seemz to be plannin sumfing furry simple, cuz awl he haz iz da
krabbies an lopsters. I'd say heze juss gonna do steamed lopster or maybe
sawtayed krabbies. Az fur Rebecca, she haz so many stufz she kud be doing
juss abowt anyfing. She haz a bigbig skillet heetin up, an a big pot on
da
stove filled wif da kreem an budder, lettin da budder git meltid.

An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz
introdoos
theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut sperience duz
yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz anykitty else
vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

Tiger welcomes the second judge with a friendly pawshake
Bubba-Cat wrote in message
...
I alwayz help my meowmy boils water.
I sitz next to da stove when she putz da pot of water on the flames. Then
I
stalkz it intently till it makes them big bubblez on da surface.
When I see the bubbles, I runz around the house and yellz for my meeeowmee
meeeowmee till I find her, and she gets the bubblez off. I'm so proud of
meowself for saving the house from them bubblez.

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Oh, dis iz furry eggcitin! Owr two chefz iz rushin up to da table to
git
dere greedients. Chef Catali is tryin to git sum krabbies an lopsterz,
but
dey keepz grabbin him wif dere clawz! Rebecca iz concentratin on da
smaller
items like shrimpeez an scallupz an musselz, an also sum oysterz an
crayfishiez.

Now da chefz haz takin dere greedientz bak to dere respektiv cukkin
areas.
Rebecca iz runnin into da warehowse, purrsumably to git sum more
suppliez.
Chef Catali iz still tryin to rangle doze krabbiez an lopsterz, but sum
uv
dem haz gottin away an iz makin a brake fur freedum!

OK, now Rebecca iz bak. Letz see whut she bringed frum da warehowse: I
see
sum mowsie sausijiz, budder, Cornish game hens, kreem, rice, an sum
liddle
boddles uf spicez. I haz no ideer whut she mite be plannin, but it lukz
like it will be gudgud.

Chef Catali haz finully manijed to capcher awl doze eskaped shellfishies
an
git dem bak to hiz side uf da kichen. Hizown noze an pawz luk like dey
has
takin a liddle damij! But it luks like he will git bak at doze gize,
cuz
he
haz a bigbig pot uf waddermonsterz on da stove to cuk dem in.

Letz see if we kan tell whut da two chefz iz planning to prepare. Chef
Catali seemz to be plannin sumfing furry simple, cuz awl he haz iz da
krabbies an lopsters. I'd say heze juss gonna do steamed lopster or
maybe
sawtayed krabbies. Az fur Rebecca, she haz so many stufz she kud be
doing
juss abowt anyfing. She haz a bigbig skillet heetin up, an a big pot on
da
stove filled wif da kreem an budder, lettin da budder git meltid.

An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz
introdoos
theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut sperience
duz
yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz anykitty else
vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

Tiger stands and kisses the paw of the ladyjudge, Tiger
Adam wrote in message
...
An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz
introdoos
theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut sperience
duz
yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz anykitty else
vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

Kin I be a judge? I got lotslotslots uv expeeriance eeting fud!

Allegra "Great Girtha"