footnox vs footpokey

Usually we sleep with a headnox but last night we had a footnox.
Nocturne was curled up at the foot of the bed with no intention to
move.

A footnox is a terrible thing to have because I will always forget and
stretch or roll over, and when my feet come into contact with Her
Illustrious Self I get kicked and bitten most uncomfortably.

Nocturne used to love to sleep on our feet (with much bloodshed, some
of our sheets still have stains) until we got Smokey, at which point
the foot of the bed was hopelessly contaminated and she took up
residence on DP's pillow. I dont' know what provoked last night's
footnox but I hope not to have one again for a while.

Today I had a nap and there was a footsmokey. Pokey Smokey, that boy,
he is in such a deep poke that no matter how often I kick him, poke
him, touch him, forget that he is there, he doesn't even appear to
notice let alone get up and leave.

I woke up to find my head between the two pillows and i had a headnox
on one side and a headkumani on the other side

--Fil

--Fil