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I had to teech Meowmie a lessin



 
 
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Old January 17th 11, 10:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default I had to teech Meowmie a lessin

Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz
owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz
myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed
it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze!

When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum --
"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da
broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I
wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I
had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz.

Sundance


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Old January 17th 11, 01:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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sumtimez sumfin hasta be sakrifized ta make a purnt, OEJ
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz
owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz
myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I
pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze!

When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum --
"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da
broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I
wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I
had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz.

Sundance



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Old January 17th 11, 06:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default I had to teech Meowmie a lessin

On Jan 17, 4:23*am, "Sundance" wrote:
Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz
owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz
myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed
it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze!

When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- *
"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da
broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I
wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I
had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz.


Dat wuz furry smarted, Sunnydanse. I exPESHully wiked how you letted
yoorseff out ob da bafroom.

--
WooToo
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Old January 17th 11, 07:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default I had to teech Meowmie a lessin

I unnershtand kompleeetlee.
Meowmee iz so wewl twained, dat hur sqweelz Nooooo!
....an den watchez me nok off whuteffur iz on da kowntur.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek
fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis
kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown
point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry
lowd noyze!

When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da
bafrum -- "so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her
kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself
owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss
kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz
arown da edj uv da kownterz.

Sundance



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Old January 17th 11, 10:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default I had to teech Meowmie a lessin

On Jan 17, 2:03*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
I unnershtand kompleeetlee.
Meowmee iz so wewl twained, dat hur sqweelz Nooooo!
...an den watchez me nok off whuteffur iz on da kowntur.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message

...



Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek
fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis
kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown
point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry
lowd noyze!


When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da
bafrum -- *"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her
kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself
owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss
kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz
arown da edj uv da kownterz.


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I gess gnot effury hoomin can be twaynd tu skweel, cuz mine meowmie
purrsists in attemptink tu pik me up wen fings ar beeng moofed awoun
by mine own pawz. Ob corse ai doo gnot awwow dat to happin, sew dere
ensooz a silent stwuggl in wich ai awways git awway unharmd but sumwut
sturrd up.
Wun instanse we fell down tewgeffur.
Gnot tu wurry, i gotted away as yoozhool.
Da skweeling seems mor civalized tu me.
Juts mine humbl fewine ohpinyon.
MeOwy
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Old January 17th 11, 10:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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On Jan 17, 9:23*am, "Sundance" wrote:
Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz
owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz
myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed
it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze!

When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum -- *
"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da
broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I
wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I
had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz.

Sundance


Wat a gudgud kitty yu arr Sundance an wat a wukky Meomie to hav sutch
a consheewenshus kitty tu take care offa hur. Purrhaps it wus tyme fur
a nue kittydish? Bet yure cownturs cweer now! Hehe!

Gordon Kittiez
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Old January 17th 11, 10:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default I had to teech Meowmie a lessin

On Jan 17, 9:26*pm, MeOwy wrote:
On Jan 17, 2:03*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:









I unnershtand kompleeetlee.
Meowmee iz so wewl twained, dat hur sqweelz Nooooo!
...an den watchez me nok off whuteffur iz on da kowntur.
--
Pitô.ônya


"Sundance" wrote in message


...


Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek
fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis
kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown
point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry
lowd noyze!


When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da
bafrum -- *"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her
kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself
owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss
kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz
arown da edj uv da kownterz.


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I gess gnot effury hoomin can be twaynd tu skweel, cuz mine meowmie
purrsists in attemptink tu pik me up wen fings ar beeng moofed awoun
by mine own pawz. *Ob corse ai doo gnot awwow dat to happin, sew dere
ensooz a silent stwuggl in wich ai awways git awway unharmd but sumwut
sturrd up.
Wun instanse we fell down tewgeffur.
Gnot tu wurry, i gotted away as yoozhool.
Da skweeling seems mor civalized tu me.
Juts mine humbl fewine ohpinyon.
MeOwy


Hahaha! Dats gotted usses waffin!

Da GKz stiwl waffin
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Old January 17th 11, 11:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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I unnershtand kompleeetlee.
Meowmee iz so wewl twained, dat hur sqweelz Nooooo!
...an den watchez me nok off whuteffur iz on da kowntur.
--
Pitô.ônya


"Sundance"


Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek
fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis
kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown
point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry
lowd noyze!


When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da
bafrum -- "so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her
kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself
owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss
kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz
arown da edj uv da kownterz.


Sundance-


waow Sundance, haow did yew git yerownself owt uff da bafroom bai
yerownself?

I gess gnot effury hoomin can be twaynd tu skweel, cuz mine meowmie
purrsists in attemptink tu pik me up wen fings ar beeng moofed awoun
by mine own pawz. Ob corse ai doo gnot awwow dat to happin, sew dere
ensooz a silent stwuggl in wich ai awways git awway unharmd but sumwut
sturrd up.
Wun instanse we fell down tewgeffur.
Gnot tu wurry, i gotted away as yoozhool.
Da skweeling seems mor civalized tu me.
Juts mine humbl fewine ohpinyon.
MeOwy


Hahaha! Dats gotted usses waffin!

Da GKz stiwl waffin

Yoo gotz gud waffs. GKz
Duh unly une hoo wipes finz off da kounturz n mai momz nitestand is da
PookyKat..n he iz full uf mizchiff. yeUP.
mai wifekitty MeOwy iz sew funnee, n bootiful tew.
*Nosepoinks* tew mai MeOwy
Luvz 3
Moaey
Oh

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Old January 18th 11, 07:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2011 01:23:08 -0800, "Sundance" wrote:

Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek fingz
owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis kase it wuz
myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown point, so I pushed
it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry lowd noyze!

When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da bafrum --
"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her kleenin up da
broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself owt uv da bafrum. I
wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss kitteez dat had to go, but I
had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz arown da edj uv da kownterz.

Sundance

Perhaps your meowmie will get you a nice new, shiny stainless steel
dish, now.

Then, if she is foolish enough to leave it on the edge of the counter
again, at least it won't get broken.
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Old January 19th 11, 11:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default I had to teech Meowmie a lessin

On Jan 17, 6:39*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
I unnershtand kompleeetlee.
Meowmee iz so wewl twained, dat hur sqweelz Nooooo!
...an den watchez me nok off whuteffur iz on da kowntur.
--
Pitô.ônya


"Sundance"


Meowmie knowz dat I likez to walk along da edj uv da kownter to chek
fingz owt, so she shudnt hav lefted anyfing rite on da edj. In dis
kase it wuz myown fud dish, so I hessytatid, but I had to make myown
point, so I pushed it off da kownter an it braked. It made a furry
lowd noyze!


When Meowmie seed whut I had dun, she klozed myownself up in da
bafrum -- *"so yoo dont git yur pawz kutt", she sed. I kud heer her
kleenin up da broked peecez, an when she wuz throo, I let myownself
owt uv da bafrum. I wuz sorree dat it wuz sumfing belongin to uss
kitteez dat had to go, but I had to remind Meowmie not to leeve fingz
arown da edj uv da kownterz.


Sundance-


waow Sundance, haow did yew git yerownself owt uff da bafroom bai
yerownself?

I gess gnot effury hoomin can be twaynd tu skweel, cuz mine meowmie
purrsists in attemptink tu pik me up wen fings ar beeng moofed awoun
by mine own pawz. *Ob corse ai doo gnot awwow dat to happin, sew dere
ensooz a silent stwuggl in wich ai awways git awway unharmd but sumwut
sturrd up.
Wun instanse we fell down tewgeffur.
Gnot tu wurry, i gotted away as yoozhool.
Da skweeling seems mor civalized tu me.
Juts mine humbl fewine ohpinyon.
MeOwy


Hahaha! Dats gotted usses waffin!

Da GKz stiwl waffin

Yoo gotz *gud waffs. GKz
Duh unly une hoo wipes finz off da kounturz n mai momz nitestand is da
PookyKat..n he iz full uf mizchiff. yeUP.
mai wifekitty MeOwy iz sew funnee, n bootiful tew.
*Nosepoinks* *tew mai MeOwy
Luvz * *3
Moaey
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Deer Mosey O, yoo needz to wepurrt PookyKat tu da mischiff depurrment
sinse yoo ar a eye witless tu his doinks.
Wuffs, MeOwy *nosepoink*
 




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