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Boyfie got bashed
When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over
the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes. I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them alone when they are asleep :-( It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it. At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur? No, it was his. He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..) It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed towards him. I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he will carry on being nice to her. Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head, thanks. Tweed and Boyfie |
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Christina Websell wrote: When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes. I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them alone when they are asleep :-( It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it. At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur? No, it was his. He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..) It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed towards him. I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he will carry on being nice to her. Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head, thanks. Tweed and Boyfie Winnie here, Uncle Bill is dong the spelling and the grandma Boyfie, old man, I unnerstan. Can't liv with em and can't bring em enuff doves. Wen the girls get me down, I hang out wif my buds, Uncle Bill, Bear the d*g and Buddy the parrot-boy. It is good to hav sum men frenz. Even if they are not kitties. Jus apologize for being beat up and giv her sum space. In a few days, it will be fin. If a boy purrs in the back yard where no girl can hear him, iz he still wrong? Winnie -- "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." Samuel Beckett, "Worstward Ho", 1983 |
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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ups.com... Christina Websell wrote: When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes. I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them alone when they are asleep :-( It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it. At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur? No, it was his. He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..) It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed towards him. I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he will carry on being nice to her. Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head, thanks. Tweed and Boyfie Winnie here, Uncle Bill is dong the spelling and the grandma Boyfie, old man, I unnerstan. Can't liv with em and can't bring em enuff doves. Wen the girls get me down, I hang out wif my buds, Uncle Bill, Bear the d*g and Buddy the parrot-boy. It is good to hav sum men frenz. Even if they are not kitties. I don't av no men frenz. Jus apologize for being beat up and giv her sum space. In a few days, it will be fin. I always apogolises, it never my folt. She a very fierce cat, If a boy purrs in the back yard where no girl can hear him, iz he still wrong? Prolly. I finking about leeving ome if she don't stop bein so orful. Boyfie |
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aw, poor Boyfriend. Hopefully KFC leaves him alone.
Lily & her mama -- Irulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time. "Christina Websell" wrote in message ... When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes. I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them alone when they are asleep :-( It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it. At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur? No, it was his. He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..) It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed towards him. I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he will carry on being nice to her. Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head, thanks. Tweed and Boyfie |
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"Irulan" wrote in message . .. aw, poor Boyfriend. Hopefully KFC leaves him alone. I hope so! She weighs around 4lbs and is 20 plus years old. Boyfie is maturing nicely at around 10 lbs and is 4, nearly 5. He could annihilate her if he wanted to. It says a lot for his temperament that he tolerates the awful treatment he gets from her. He just shrugs and disappears down the garden. Mostly. I've seen him swipe her round the head twice, but she truly deserved it both times. Tweed |
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Christina Websell purred: When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes. I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them alone when they are asleep :-( It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it. At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur? No, it was his. He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..) It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed towards him. I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he will carry on being nice to her. Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head, thanks. Tweed and Boyfie Deer Boyfie: Dat Kitty is furry meens to do dat to you. Lizzie da saym way round here, so I avoyds her as muchest as I can. Pleez don't runs away from home - I wood be furry sad if you go! Dreeming of my sweet Boyfie... Mimi (Weebles baby sisfur) |
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message ... When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes. I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them alone when they are asleep :-( It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it. At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur? No, it was his. He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..) It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed towards him. I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he will carry on being nice to her. Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head, thanks. Tweed and Boyfie Dear Boyfie, I understand exactly what you are going through. I live in a house with a Lacey cat. I'm sitting in a sunbeam, minding my own business and she runs up and boops me then runs off. I get up to chase her but when I get near she turns on me and hisses and growls. Sometimes she jumps me and rolls me up like a rolypoly bug. She does this with Hobbes as well. She's buddies with Sam and when I asked him what was her problem he said her whore moans because its out of whack. I'd like to whack her whore until it moans and then maybe she'd finally quit being so witchy. Don't run away from home. You have a Meowmy who lurvs ya and ya might not be able to find another one of those. There are a lot of bad Meowny's in the world and sometimes it takes awhile to find a good one. I think if I were you I'd catch me a collard dove, prance in front of KFC and sit down and enjoy the bird myself. Maybe you could offer her a tail feather. lightbulb comes on in Dr. Barnabus, Kitty Psych's brain Boyfie, maybe sometimes she's just angy that she can't catch her own dovies any more and since she doesn't have anyone to blame but herself then she gets mad at you. Maybe she thinks you're showing off. Yep, I think you should save the dovies for yourself but maybe you should eat them outside so she doesn't know you're still catching them. Then again, maybe you should look for her whore and just whack it upside the head until it stops moaning Your holibrother, Barnabus |
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Christina Websell wrote:
When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes. I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them alone when they are asleep :-( It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it. At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur? No, it was his. He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..) It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed towards him. I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he will carry on being nice to her. Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head, thanks. Tweed and Boyfie Awww. Poor Boyfie. Calming purrs on the way for KFC and ego-boosting ones for him. -- Sam, closely supervised by Mistletoe |
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Christina Websell wrote:
I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he will carry on being nice to her. Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head, thanks. Aww, poor Boyfie! Explain to him that KFC may be a bit senile and not remember how good he is to her. This sometimes happens with the very elderly. Purrs for Boyfie to put up with it all. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message ... When I got up this morning there was dark coloured and white stuff all over the kitchen floor. It's still dark when I have to get up for work and it takes quite a few minutes for my eyes to adjust when I put the light on. I can "sort of" see but not properly for maybe about 10 minutes. I thought maybe it was feathers from a birdie that Boyfie might have sneaked up on in the night. Sometimes he's not very sporting about leaving them alone when they are asleep :-( It was not feathers, it was cat fur, and rather a lot of it. At first I wondered if he might have finally got fed up with Kitty's grumpiness and had a skirmish - was it her fur? No, it was his. He was sitting on his own, sort of sulking, didn't greet me as normal. He was very put out. He went into cello position which made me think he has a hurtie there (particularly as his breakfast was about to be served..) It's obvious by his behaviour "who dunnit." He won't look at KFC, shies away from her and when they both went upstairs to get on the spare bed this morning there was an ominous wowling and growling coming from Kitty directed towards him. I think he should withhold any further collared doves from her immediately. Ah, she doesn't deserve him! She treats him so badly..and yet I know he will carry on being nice to her. Boyfriend is a real saint with her. He is now suffering domestic violence and requests some purrs to stop him wanting to bop her back round the head, thanks. Tweed and Boyfie Poor little guy. Their behavior sounds very like a pair of parakeets we once had. The poor male gave meaning to the term henpecked. He did everything in his power to keep the female happy. And there was no pleasing her. Jo |
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