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Iowna's Birthday!
Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer
banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! -- |
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Iowna's Birthday!
Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! Hi Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent, Ooooo, this saowndz like a fun tyme tu selerbayt da respectable Iowna's 14'th birthday.yeUP Fangu fur inviting usses ..smiles Ai m 13 yeerz old sayz MoseyCat Wat wood Iowna wike fur hur Birfday? Innyfing speshul? Lufs, Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps. wer et iz 85 degreez at 4 pee em neer Seattyl |
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Iowna's Birthday!
On 6/27/2015 6:26 PM, cshenk wrote:
Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! We will be there to celebrate Iowna's birthday. My purrday is July 1. I usually do fireworks that don't make noise to celebrate 4th of July. Is it okay if I set them up on the beach? We can celebrate Iowna's birthday and 4th of July together. Samwise |
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Iowna's Birthday!
Mosey=^..*= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! Hi Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent, Ooooo, this saowndz like a fun tyme tu selerbayt da respectable Iowna's 14'th birthday.yeUP Fangu fur inviting usses ..smiles Ai m 13 yeerz old sayz MoseyCat Wat wood Iowna wike fur hur Birfday? Innyfing speshul? Lufs, Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps. wer et iz 85 degreez at 4 pee em neer Seattyl Ohh Mosey, She'd likes to hav help digging a small sized doggie sand bed soz she kin lay inna da warm sand! Her paws got dat atheritis monster ina all but one soz she has to stand onna the ouchy ones to dig. Cash anna me gonna help. You help a bit too? Meowmie just scored some fresh gud tuna anna shrimpies. I know what she secretly wants. She wants a sort of rubber thingie that floats so she kin go swimming but be held nose up ana tether line so iffin she get tired, we kin bring her back in safe-n-sound. Fur us, wez got little canoes off da dock iffin a kittah wants to try dem anna dey has ties you can use to the dock anna let the water sway you to snoozing. Wez also got a ducky bird inna freezer! Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent! -- |
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Iowna's Birthday!
ann791 wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
On 6/27/2015 6:26 PM, cshenk wrote: Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! We will be there to celebrate Iowna's birthday. My purrday is July 1. I usually do fireworks that don't make noise to celebrate 4th of July. Is it okay if I set them up on the beach? We can celebrate Iowna's birthday and 4th of July together. Samwise Hi Samwise! Dat sounds gud gud to me! Ize scored sum catnip seeds wez been growing inna planter fur those who like it anna put it along one wall of da porch. Wez got some romaine lettuce anna baby lettuce too fur the doggies who like to nibble a little. Wez not real fancy. Just snooze, play a bit, snooze a bit and hab fun! Cash, Da gentleman doggie -- |
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Iowna's Birthday!
On 6/27/2015 3:26 PM, cshenk wrote:
Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! Wishing yu a hip-hop-happy PutdaeIowna! I wyll be dere. Du yu like balls? Pet2nya |
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Iowna's Birthday!
On Sunday, June 28, 2015 at 2:16:41 PM UTC-4, cshenk wrote:
Mosey=^..*= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! Hi Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent, Ooooo, this saowndz like a fun tyme tu selerbayt da respectable Iowna's 14'th birthday.yeUP Fangu fur inviting usses ..smiles Ai m 13 yeerz old sayz MoseyCat Wat wood Iowna wike fur hur Birfday? Innyfing speshul? Lufs, Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps. wer et iz 85 degreez at 4 pee em neer Seattyl Ohh Mosey, She'd likes to hav help digging a small sized doggie sand bed soz she kin lay inna da warm sand! Her paws got dat atheritis monster ina all but one soz she has to stand onna the ouchy ones to dig. Cash anna me gonna help. You help a bit too? "Wee will hep," sez Samanfa ****zu, jumping up an down. "Me and mine fren da Chuwawa." Wee will be dere sune -- Squeaktytoy for her Hous Meowmie just scored some fresh gud tuna anna shrimpies. I know what she secretly wants. She wants a sort of rubber thingie that floats so she kin go swimming but be held nose up ana tether line so iffin she get tired, we kin bring her back in safe-n-sound. Fur us, wez got little canoes off da dock iffin a kittah wants to try dem anna dey has ties you can use to the dock anna let the water sway you to snoozing. Wez also got a ducky bird inna freezer! Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent! -- |
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Iowna's Birthday!
On 6/28/2015 2:25 PM, cshenk wrote:
ann791 wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: On 6/27/2015 6:26 PM, cshenk wrote: Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! We will be there to celebrate Iowna's birthday. My purrday is July 1. I usually do fireworks that don't make noise to celebrate 4th of July. Is it okay if I set them up on the beach? We can celebrate Iowna's birthday and 4th of July together. Samwise Hi Samwise! Dat sounds gud gud to me! Ize scored sum catnip seeds wez been growing inna planter fur those who like it anna put it along one wall of da porch. Wez got some romaine lettuce anna baby lettuce too fur the doggies who like to nibble a little. Wez not real fancy. Just snooze, play a bit, snooze a bit and hab fun! Cash, Da gentleman doggie " Hi all" Samwise and Lucy Lu steps out of the porter and onto the warn sand. Samwsie is pulling a cart full of boxes. " The fireworks are in these boxes. I'll find a spot away from the party to set them up later." |
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Iowna's Birthday!
Mosey=^..*= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! Hi Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent, Ooooo, this saowndz like a fun tyme tu selerbayt da respectable Iowna's 14'th birthday.yeUP Fangu fur inviting usses ..smiles Ai m 13 yeerz old sayz MoseyCat Wat wood Iowna wike fur hur Birfday? Innyfing speshul? Lufs, Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps. wer et iz 85 degreez at 4 pee em neer Seattyl Ohh Mosey, She'd likes to hav help digging a small sized doggie sand bed soz she kin lay inna da warm sand! Her paws got dat atheritis monster ina all but one soz she has to stand onna the ouchy ones to dig. Cash anna me gonna help. You help a bit too? Sure, PookyKat n I wood luv to help dig Iowna doggie bed in da sand. We r bof gud diggerz. yeUP Meowmie just scored some fresh gud tuna anna shrimpies. Ooooo, nommy, smiles n drools I know what she secretly wants. She wants a sort of rubber thingie that floats so she kin go swimming but be held nose up ana tether line so iffin she get tired, we kin bring her back in safe-n-sound. Ai fink ai kan git une uf doze, yeUP sez Mosey Fur us, wez got little canoes off da dock iffin a kittah wants to try dem anna dey has ties you can use to the dock anna let the water sway you to snoozing. Mosey wikes da idear uf a canoe. Mayhaps Amelia wyl go fur uh ride wif meh? Wez also got a ducky bird inna freezer! NOMMY Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent! Lufz awl uraown Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps -- |
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Iowna's Birthday!
"... Mosey=^..*= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! Hi Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent, Ooooo, this saowndz like a fun tyme tu selerbayt da respectable Iowna's 14'th birthday.yeUP Fangu fur inviting usses ..smiles Ai m 13 yeerz old sayz MoseyCat Wat wood Iowna wike fur hur Birfday? Innyfing speshul? Lufs, Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps. wer et iz 85 degreez at 4 pee em neer Seattyl Ohh Mosey, She'd likes to hav help digging a small sized doggie sand bed soz she kin lay inna da warm sand! Her paws got dat atheritis monster ina all but one soz she has to stand onna the ouchy ones to dig. Cash anna me gonna help. You help a bit too? Sure, PookyKat n I wood luv to help dig Iowna doggie bed in da sand. We r bof gud diggerz. yeUP Meowmie just scored some fresh gud tuna anna shrimpies. Ooooo, nommy, smiles n drools I know what she secretly wants. She wants a sort of rubber thingie that floats so she kin go swimming but be held nose up ana tether line so iffin she get tired, we kin bring her back in safe-n-sound. Ai fink ai kan git une uf doze, yeUP sez Mosey Fur us, wez got little canoes off da dock iffin a kittah wants to try dem anna dey has ties you can use to the dock anna let the water sway you to snoozing. Mosey wikes da idear uf a canoe. Mayhaps Amelia wyl go fur uh ride wif meh? Wez also got a ducky bird inna freezer! NOMMY Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent! Lufz awl uraown Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps -- Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex arrive at Iowna's birthday party They each brought assorted flavors of Greenies for the cats as dental treats, and Greenies shaped like toothbrushes for the doggies. We hope you all like our special treats,yeUP smiles all around. Mosey and PookyKat, start digging in the sand so Iowna can rest her sore paws. Mosey also brought the sort of rubber thingie that floats so she kin go swimming but be held nose up ana tether line so iffin Iowna get tired, we kin bring her back in safe-n-sound. |
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