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"CatNipped" wrote in message om... Cast of characters: Sammy - 2 1/2 month old kitten Mommy - MUCH older human Mommy enters bathroom, sits on stool in front of sink, turns on lighted, magnified make-up mirror and takes out make-up case. Mommy pulls out liquid foundation make-up, takes off top, pours some make-up into palm of hand, puts down make-up bottle on sink rim, and begins to apply make-up to face. Sammy, who is busy biting Bandit's tail, finally realizes that Mommy is doing something that does not involve her kitten-ness. Sammy leaps up and tears into the bathroom, jumps onto the toilet seat, then leaps to the edge of the sink - knocking over make-up bottle which promptly starts emptying its $40 worth of contents down the drain. Sammy jumps down into sink to investigate this strange liquid. ROFL! While we haven't gone through the whole litany, THIS did happen with me and Sugar (when I could least afford replacing the foundation - which was more like 15.00, but that was at that stage just like 40.00 to me!!) |
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CatNipped wrote:
Cast of characters: Sammy - 2 1/2 month old kitten Mommy - MUCH older human Mommy enters bathroom, sits on stool in front of sink, turns on lighted, magnified make-up mirror and takes out make-up case. Mommy pulls out liquid foundation make-up, takes off top, pours some make-up into palm of hand, puts down make-up bottle on sink rim, and begins to apply make-up to face. Sammy, who is busy biting Bandit's tail, finally realizes that Mommy is doing something that does not involve her kitten-ness. Sammy leaps up and tears into the bathroom, jumps onto the toilet seat, then leaps to the edge of the sink - knocking over make-up bottle which promptly starts emptying its $40 worth of contents down the drain. Sammy jumps down into sink to investigate this strange liquid. Mommy frantically start scooping up make-up with fingers and tries to smush as much as possible back into bottle including as few kitten hairs as possible. Sammy jumps back to sink rim, then down to toilet seat, then down to bathroom floor, leaving little beige-colored footprints in her wake. Mommy scoops up Sammy and tries to wipe make-up from paws with tissue. Sammy does not think this is a fun games and wriggles around smearing make-up on Mommy's suit sleeves. Mommy dabs at suit sleeves with tissue. Mommy finally gets most of the make-up off of Sammy's paws, the floor, the toilet seat, and the sink. Mommy gently places Sammy on bathroom floor. (snippage) Enough - "Putting on Clothes With Mommy" is a whole 'nother story!!! You should have posted a "Swallow your drink before reading this" warning! ROFL Jill (wiping tea off monitor before Persia can decide to investigate) |
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CatNipped wrote:
Cast of characters: Sammy - 2 1/2 month old kitten Mommy - MUCH older human Mommy enters bathroom, sits on stool in front of sink, turns on lighted, magnified make-up mirror and takes out make-up case. Mommy pulls out liquid foundation make-up, takes off top, pours some make-up into palm of hand, puts down make-up bottle on sink rim, and begins to apply make-up to face. Sammy, who is busy biting Bandit's tail, finally realizes that Mommy is doing something that does not involve her kitten-ness. Sammy leaps up and tears into the bathroom, jumps onto the toilet seat, then leaps to the edge of the sink - knocking over make-up bottle which promptly starts emptying its $40 worth of contents down the drain. Sammy jumps down into sink to investigate this strange liquid. Mommy frantically start scooping up make-up with fingers and tries to smush as much as possible back into bottle including as few kitten hairs as possible. Sammy jumps back to sink rim, then down to toilet seat, then down to bathroom floor, leaving little beige-colored footprints in her wake. Mommy scoops up Sammy and tries to wipe make-up from paws with tissue. Sammy does not think this is a fun games and wriggles around smearing make-up on Mommy's suit sleeves. Mommy dabs at suit sleeves with tissue. Mommy finally gets most of the make-up off of Sammy's paws, the floor, the toilet seat, and the sink. Mommy gently places Sammy on bathroom floor. (snippage) Enough - "Putting on Clothes With Mommy" is a whole 'nother story!!! You should have posted a "Swallow your drink before reading this" warning! ROFL Jill (wiping tea off monitor before Persia can decide to investigate) |
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ROTFLMAO here too!
My Bandit (B&W DSH now aged 7) writes: We've got a hoolikitten in our family who's only now (at 15 months) growing out of behaving exactly like that, except that our servant is a male hoomin & hasn't had trouble with make-up. Everything else involving bathing, dressing & other activitiesm though....... Perhaps your Bandit (cool name) could take Sammy in hand & tech it the way of the hoomin world, like I've had to with Snowball. Please publish the "dressing with Mommy" story asap. Purrs Gordon Bandit, Pericles & Snowball -- Feline family viewable at: http://community.webshots.com/user/exocat "CatNipped" wrote Cast of characters: Sammy - 2 1/2 month old kitten Mommy - MUCH older human |
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ROTFLMAO here too!
My Bandit (B&W DSH now aged 7) writes: We've got a hoolikitten in our family who's only now (at 15 months) growing out of behaving exactly like that, except that our servant is a male hoomin & hasn't had trouble with make-up. Everything else involving bathing, dressing & other activitiesm though....... Perhaps your Bandit (cool name) could take Sammy in hand & tech it the way of the hoomin world, like I've had to with Snowball. Please publish the "dressing with Mommy" story asap. Purrs Gordon Bandit, Pericles & Snowball -- Feline family viewable at: http://community.webshots.com/user/exocat "CatNipped" wrote Cast of characters: Sammy - 2 1/2 month old kitten Mommy - MUCH older human |
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CatNipped regaled us with... Sammy decides to forgive Mommy and jumps back up to sink rim. Sammy sticks her face into loose face powder and takes a big sniff. Sammy sneezes into face powder causing a mini-explosion of powder to fly into the sink, mirror, and bathroom floor, and getting kitty boogers into the remaining powder. LOL That has to be earmarked as a classic. Or is it toothmarked? -- Richard, whose Squeaky Chair can be seen at www.squeaky.demon.co.uk I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen." |
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CatNipped regaled us with... Sammy decides to forgive Mommy and jumps back up to sink rim. Sammy sticks her face into loose face powder and takes a big sniff. Sammy sneezes into face powder causing a mini-explosion of powder to fly into the sink, mirror, and bathroom floor, and getting kitty boogers into the remaining powder. LOL That has to be earmarked as a classic. Or is it toothmarked? -- Richard, whose Squeaky Chair can be seen at www.squeaky.demon.co.uk I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen." |
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"CatNipped" wrote in message
om... Cast of characters: Sammy - 2 1/2 month old kitten Mommy - MUCH older human snip ROFLMAO!!! Oh dear, this is uttelry hilarious. I am wavering between sympathy and kitten fever! :-) Yowie, Eagerly awaiting "Putting on clothes with Mommy" |
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"CatNipped" wrote in message
om... Cast of characters: Sammy - 2 1/2 month old kitten Mommy - MUCH older human snip ROFLMAO!!! Oh dear, this is uttelry hilarious. I am wavering between sympathy and kitten fever! :-) Yowie, Eagerly awaiting "Putting on clothes with Mommy" |
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CatNipped wrote:
Cast of characters: Sammy - 2 1/2 month old kitten Mommy - MUCH older human Mommy enters bathroom, sits on stool in front of sink, turns on lighted, magnified make-up mirror and takes out make-up case. This was hilarious! Thank you for a good laugh. I would have gently placed Sammy on Dear Husband's face and then closed the *bedroom* door!!! Joyce |
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