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  #121  
Old June 9th 09, 10:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Willow goes over tro the table where Trudi laid down her skort book. Even
though she shouldn't, she opens it to the page where Trudi lists the
couples. In big bold letters, she writes. TRUDI and AED, frenz.

She returns to the buffet table and gets more fud. Haz anykitty seen Rosco
or where is Wascal, havn't seen himself danze all diz nite.
"Community Cats" wrote in message
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In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

you iza fine danzer to mineownsef, i kan mofe purti qwik butted mine bak
legz iz notted veri stable when i duz so i purfurta danze, anna walk anna
klimb slow so i duzint fall ofur, Trudi, glad fura danze


Then we are well matched in that regard. I'm glad that my slow dancing
doesn't slow you down.

Aed



  #122  
Old June 10th 09, 04:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey `=`^..^`=`
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Hello Sir Aed sez Mimzy az she walks by him, hab yoo seen Ms Morgana?
Dere is sumpthin I wanna show hur n ask hurself. Nise tew see yoo. Hab
sum
goodies n nip.


Hello, Mimzy. Da last time I saw Morganna she was kind of hiding behind
da palm tree over dere. I know she would glad to see you again.

Aed


Umkay, fangu, excuse me. Mimzy goes over to da palm tree where Morgana is
hiding n gives hur a big hug, n a gwass uff nip wine, n tellz her dat dere
iz no need tew hide. Haow hab yoo been Ms Morgana? Yo wook bootiful.
I am seven munths old gnow n need sum adbise. I fink, but Iz not shure but
I mite be a Second World Kit n Bob Qat tew cuz wee kan do majical fings n
doze stones yoo gived usses mayke funny fings happen, expeshially we we pway
wif dem in frunt uff da big mirror in da liffingroom at owr hoam. Our Mom
Tabitha still is missing, but I git such nise dreems ubaowt her,. I dunt
gnow if dere r Kits in thu Second World or not. I telled mine brother dat I
wood ask yoo iffen this wuz troo. Pa Mosey izznt from dere, but do yoo gnow
iffen we r? Yoo r awl such nise kitties n we luffs yoo. Mimzy shows
Morgana some magic she can do wif her mirror peece hur carriez efferwhere in
hur liddle purse. . I dont do nuffing bad wif mine mirror. Nope. I am
lurning lotz wiff it. N Bob Qat is lurning tew play da peano wif me n we r
gettin reelly good wif it n luff tew sing wen we play. One uff deeze dayz,
wen we git bedder, we will frow a recial, n yoo n Aed kan hab frunt row
seetz. [Mimzy giggles n hugs her frend Morgana] I am sew gwad tew see
yoo. I kan keep sekretz furry well, n I jest wanted yoo tew gnow dat. Wood
yew wike sum good fudz?
Mabbee Pa Mosey wood wike tew danse wif yourself. Mimzy


  #123  
Old June 10th 09, 04:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Mosey standz by Willow and agrees with her abowt not being skared abowt
shifting into uther forms. It duzznt seem tew hurt. These kitties are good
cats.
I think so anyway. Want some nip wine Willow? Yoo wook a liddle shaky.
Mosey

Willow is a bit shaken by the "shifting into other forms" but, having seen
Morgana do this, there is no real fear.


"Community Cats"
I knowz ur world of so mannie sekretz is good for urselfz anna u don
wanna
giff most of dat up but, so long az we kan talk bout itselfz, den fings
will
be finez/ She turns to watch Trudi and Aed waltzing across da floor.
Hhhhmmm who wud of figured dat one?


Yep, wez can talk bout most anyfing. It'z not so much dat we has
secrets, as dat we'z afraid dat First World kitties might be kind of put
off by ourownselves.

Once a Second World kitties reaches 6 to 9 monfs of age, we gain da
ability to shift into hoomin form. An some of us also gets da ability to
shift into offur forms - Aed can become a mouse, a bunny rabbit, a
bobcat, or a bear, an Morgana can become a bunny rabbit, a mountain
lion, or a eagle! An in ourz world magic is a normal thing. But besides
dat, we is just normal kitties.

We used to haf lots and lots of portals to da First World, but not so
many now. A furry long time ago ourz ancestors made some mounds, what
dey called Sidhe (dat's in da Irish language; it's pronounced like da
English word "She"). But now dere is tourists and scientists all around
our sidhes, so now we has to use caves and tunnels. But we haf enough of
dem dat we can go most anyplace on Earth. An it only takes us a short
time to get to most anyplace. Fer instance, we can get from our cave in
Ireland where Sammy and Tiger met us to Cleopatra's mountain place in
about 15 minutes. Its purrty cool.

So don't hesitate to ask any questions. I'z will be glad to answer dem.

Paddy





  #124  
Old June 10th 09, 04:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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No fangu, I iz fine anna I haf had enuf for diz nite. I hope dem haz da
anaifersarie danze sun, I wanna see what Tiger got for Anais.
"Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote in message
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Mosey standz by Willow and agrees with her abowt not being skared abowt
shifting into uther forms. It duzznt seem tew hurt. These kitties are
good cats.
I think so anyway. Want some nip wine Willow? Yoo wook a liddle shaky.
Mosey

Willow is a bit shaken by the "shifting into other forms" but, having
seen Morgana do this, there is no real fear.


"Community Cats"
I knowz ur world of so mannie sekretz is good for urselfz anna u don
wanna
giff most of dat up but, so long az we kan talk bout itselfz, den fings
will
be finez/ She turns to watch Trudi and Aed waltzing across da floor.
Hhhhmmm who wud of figured dat one?

Yep, wez can talk bout most anyfing. It'z not so much dat we has
secrets, as dat we'z afraid dat First World kitties might be kind of put
off by ourownselves.

Once a Second World kitties reaches 6 to 9 monfs of age, we gain da
ability to shift into hoomin form. An some of us also gets da ability to
shift into offur forms - Aed can become a mouse, a bunny rabbit, a
bobcat, or a bear, an Morgana can become a bunny rabbit, a mountain
lion, or a eagle! An in ourz world magic is a normal thing. But besides
dat, we is just normal kitties.

We used to haf lots and lots of portals to da First World, but not so
many now. A furry long time ago ourz ancestors made some mounds, what
dey called Sidhe (dat's in da Irish language; it's pronounced like da
English word "She"). But now dere is tourists and scientists all around
our sidhes, so now we has to use caves and tunnels. But we haf enough of
dem dat we can go most anyplace on Earth. An it only takes us a short
time to get to most anyplace. Fer instance, we can get from our cave in
Ireland where Sammy and Tiger met us to Cleopatra's mountain place in
about 15 minutes. Its purrty cool.

So don't hesitate to ask any questions. I'z will be glad to answer dem.

Paddy







  #125  
Old June 10th 09, 05:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Owh Chester!! My luff! It jus sownds awful, and Ime so glad yu are hoam
safe. Yu are rite, that TED bill will make dem fink twise before they
take mew again!

Lie down an I will breng mew sumthing nise to eet.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
it wuz horrible, soft anna furry bringed alla uses to dat ted on friday,
tiger anna minesef knewed it was gonna be bad when furry putted togefur 2
new kitty jailz, tiger sayed dat onli permineint kitteez gettsa kitty jail,
anna now alla uses haz one... soft was all happi kuz she getted deze two fur
haf prize anna dey fitted barbi anna stormmee gud...

butted stormmee kan getit opin anna afur da ted where furry alzmozt hadda
strok furm da bill... stormmee skaped to da owt fura while to da nayborz
tralor... butted hersef iz bak...

dat ted bill wuz how owrsefz purnished demsevez fur takin uses... it costed
more dan two howze paymintz... lucky fur furry anna soft dat ted letted dem
charg purt ofit until da middle of da monf... soft sayz we mite hafta eat
sardinez Tiger hadda particularli bad time when dey stealed hizown blood...
da ted alzo taked tv anna oejz blood... butted now we iz home anna onli
purnishin dem a little, spekalli when we all getz ear medicine.

Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
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Waztup? What happind? I haf not ben heer furry much.

Lucy



Stormmee wrote:
i iz readyta get owtta here sumfin funni iz gowin on anna i duzint likeit
one bit, /// takes lucys paw anna jumpz inna porter
"Lucy" wrote in message
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Cmon Chester, letz go!

Lucy


Mme. Anas ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!


  #126  
Old June 10th 09, 05:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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dat wuld be veri nize, anna sum nip wine wuld be gud alzo... ifin you duzint
mind, i duzint need az muc az tiger but a glazz or two willz certinli hep...
i sure wish dat anipursari danze wuld start so dat we kuld see whut tiger
getted MMe. A. he wuz veri sekretif bowt itsef... anna i sure hope sundanze
getz bak soon so dat tiger givez hizsef hiz prezzie, i thinkz itz veri
klefur espkalli fur Tiger, Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
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Owh Chester!! My luff! It jus sownds awful, and Ime so glad yu are hoam
safe. Yu are rite, that TED bill will make dem fink twise before they take
mew again!

Lie down an I will breng mew sumthing nise to eet.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
it wuz horrible, soft anna furry bringed alla uses to dat ted on friday,
tiger anna minesef knewed it was gonna be bad when furry putted togefur 2
new kitty jailz, tiger sayed dat onli permineint kitteez gettsa kitty
jail, anna now alla uses haz one... soft was all happi kuz she getted
deze two fur haf prize anna dey fitted barbi anna stormmee gud...

butted stormmee kan getit opin anna afur da ted where furry alzmozt hadda
strok furm da bill... stormmee skaped to da owt fura while to da nayborz
tralor... butted hersef iz bak...

dat ted bill wuz how owrsefz purnished demsevez fur takin uses... it
costed more dan two howze paymintz... lucky fur furry anna soft dat ted
letted dem charg purt ofit until da middle of da monf... soft sayz we
mite hafta eat sardinez Tiger hadda particularli bad time when dey
stealed hizown blood... da ted alzo taked tv anna oejz blood... butted
now we iz home anna onli purnishin dem a little, spekalli when we all
getz ear medicine.

Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
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Waztup? What happind? I haf not ben heer furry much.

Lucy



Stormmee wrote:
i iz readyta get owtta here sumfin funni iz gowin on anna i duzint
likeit one bit, /// takes lucys paw anna jumpz inna porter
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Cmon Chester, letz go!

Lucy


Mme. Anas ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!




  #127  
Old June 10th 09, 06:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Trudi thanz her partener for the danze, would you liksta getta snak? ifin so
i needsa get mine skort buk, i iz veri cited ta see whut Tiger getted hizown
wife kittee anna what he getted suncance... we can sit on dat kushin by will
ow and patty. Trudi going to get her skort buk...

She gets the book and goes to sit by willow and her furnd...

she opinz herown skort buk anna she standz up, her tail puffz all up, then
alla herown hairz stand owt efuriwhere... she lookz atta willow anna starez
wif veri veri big eyez...

Willow letz go anna see ifin we can,, err,, see if we can getta anipursari
danze ta be played.. it wuld be nize ifin we can find dat nize mancat furnd
of rebeccas ta playit...


"Granby" wrote in message
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Willow goes over tro the table where Trudi laid down her skort book. Even
though she shouldn't, she opens it to the page where Trudi lists the
couples. In big bold letters, she writes. TRUDI and AED, frenz.

She returns to the buffet table and gets more fud. Haz anykitty seen
Rosco or where is Wascal, havn't seen himself danze all diz nite.
"Community Cats" wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

you iza fine danzer to mineownsef, i kan mofe purti qwik butted mine bak
legz iz notted veri stable when i duz so i purfurta danze, anna walk
anna
klimb slow so i duzint fall ofur, Trudi, glad fura danze


Then we are well matched in that regard. I'm glad that my slow dancing
doesn't slow you down.

Aed





  #129  
Old June 10th 09, 07:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Default Da Pawty Beginz!

[Rebecca overhears this and thinks, "I gess doze sekund whirled kitteez iz
mor like owrownselvez dan dey iz difurent."]

"Community Cats" wrote in message
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In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

U R welcome Mosey. Dat wuz fun. Willow returns to sit beside Paddy as
he
finishes his food. Uuuummm Paddy, diz iz forward but I knows mannie of
da
girl cats are wonnerink da same fing, how duz dating go in ur wurld? Iz
it
like in ourz? I meanz, she blushes a bit, like Trudi wanting to meet Aed
and my wanting to meet urselfz, due a girl cat just introuduce herself or
get someone to do itselfz for dem. We don wanna embarez any of your
frenz
by doing da rong fing.


Itz jus about like it itz done here. Da only reason we all act kinda shy
is dat da Second World kitties have lived in secret fur centuries, an
dealing wif First World kitties is furry new to us. We aren't sure how
fings are done in da First World, an we don't want to do anyfing wrong.

Paddy



  #130  
Old June 10th 09, 07:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Community Cats" wrote in message
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Mme. Anas ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!


[Off in a dark corner of the room a bunch of kitties suddenly appear. They
look unsure of themselves, but quickly realize that they know quite a few
of the kitties present. They shyly wander into the midst of the party.]

Happy Purrday, Tiger an Sundance an Anais. Dis is a luferly party! We
bringed some of our special nip wine - it's over on da refreshment table.

Aed
leading the Second World cats over to where Tiger and Sundance are
enjoying their food


Welkum, Aed an efurrykittee! Itz grate to see yurownselfz agin. Hewp
yurselvez to sum fudz! Wud yoo like sumfing to dringk, too? I kan rekkymend
myown favurit dringk -- a skwirly tempul, made wif reel skwirls!

Sundance


 




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