Da nitely Nooz!

On Jul 9, 1:19*am, The Two Sisters wrote:
[Two petite Zot girls sit at a desk, next to each other. A computer
generated NYC skyline is behind them on a computer monitor. Each of
them is wearing half-reader glasses, and has a stack of papers in
front of them.]

Cybèle: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew
Yawk City!

Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize!

Cybèle: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and
lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak?

Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey habs fun!

Cybèle: Indeed yes! Do you knoze dem fwat pwastik fingies, berry
kolorful wif mylar on dem? Da wons da make wunnerful batbat toyz?

Oriane: I finks da hoomanz cawl dem 'kredit kardz'. Well, if you
batbat dem, and den moof on to sumfing else like a gnap, da hooman wil
lie on hiz belly wif a fwaslight and moof awl ober da compartment,
squeelink wif delite!

Cybèle: And getting eggersize while haffing a pway break! Izn't dat
wunnerful!

Oriane: Yes, it is! Pway and eggersize awl at wonse!

Cybèle: Keep dat hooman helfy!

Oriane: In udder nooz, der is a lebenty-leben fut long hissink monster
dat liffs in owr bafftub!

Cybèle: [puzzled] Whutz a bafftub???

Oriane: You knoze, da bigbig white and cool fing in da hooman
lidderboks room.

Cybèle: Bafftub? *Bafftub? I fot dat wuz a bigbig white kitty
lidderboks!

Oriane: Hmmmmmmm, no, it iznt. Itz where da hooman baffs hisself, and
where we wills purrably get owr baffs. Well, anyway, I inspekted
itself, and az soon as I put a paw in, dis monster hissed at me! I
felt its breff on da bak ob mine nek as I ran for mine widdle life!

[Human note: it's Ssscat, a can of compressed air with a motion
detector on top that hisses and sprays when anything crosses within 3
feet of it]

Cybèle: Wow! Datz scary! And I wiked dat big litterboks!

Oriane: Bafftub! Bafftub! Not a widderboks!

Cybèle: Hokay, well, whateffur! I hopes da monster duzzent come
owt..... I'ze nottid going in dere again...

Oriane: Nope! Neifur is mineownseff!! *In udder nooz, after da
eggersize, da hooman camed home wif wotsa krinkly, nip-cubbered mylar
ballz for usses to pway wiff!

Cybèle: Yes, dey is funfun to batbat arownd!

Oriane: Well, datz da nooz fur tonight, kittiez!

Cybèle: Gud nite an byebye!

[both wave]

--
Purrs,

* * * * Cybèle & Oriane

* * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963


Dis wus furry infurmatiff! Dus yure hoomin gwoan a wot wen he gets down tu eggersising?? Ower Meomie dus.....espeshally wen we has weft a gwass flayfured hurk unner da sofa.....as a surpwise of cowrse! Meomie keeps it awl tu hurself too, neffur shares it wiff Paw...gweedy Meomie. Serfs hur wite fur gettin wegs onna sofas...
Butted wees catcerned......she wus weedin thu fing abowt da spitty,
hissy fing inna barfroom an den went on tu Zooplus tu see if dey
stokked it....sumfin bowt "dis will stop dat lil skwatcher frum
skwatchin myne nue stair karpit......" Hahaha - dey dussnt haff it!
Hah! Skwatch on Harry! She cant buy it!! Haha!
Wees wookin furward tu tomowwos nues wepurrt....fangu gurls!

Jack Gordon, fassinated.

we iz not at aww innerezted in dat hissy thing kominta lif wif uses, trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Jul 9, 1:19 am, The Two Sisters wrote:
[Two petite Zot girls sit at a desk, next to each other. A computer
generated NYC skyline is behind them on a computer monitor. Each of
them is wearing half-reader glasses, and has a stack of papers in
front of them.]

Cybèle: Meow, Kitties. Dis iz da nitely RPCC nooz report, frum Mew
Yawk City!

Oriane: In todayz nooz: Hooman Eggersize!

Cybèle: Yes, indeed! Do you know how yur hooman is gettink fat and
lazy, and could hab, Bast forbid, a hart attak?

Oriane: Well we haff fownd ways ob egersizink dem while dey habs fun!

Cybèle: Indeed yes! Do you knoze dem fwat pwastik fingies, berry
kolorful wif mylar on dem? Da wons da make wunnerful batbat toyz?

Oriane: I finks da hoomanz cawl dem 'kredit kardz'. Well, if you
batbat dem, and den moof on to sumfing else like a gnap, da hooman wil
lie on hiz belly wif a fwaslight and moof awl ober da compartment,
squeelink wif delite!

Cybèle: And getting eggersize while haffing a pway break! Izn't dat
wunnerful!

Oriane: Yes, it is! Pway and eggersize awl at wonse!

Cybèle: Keep dat hooman helfy!

Oriane: In udder nooz, der is a lebenty-leben fut long hissink monster
dat liffs in owr bafftub!

Cybèle: [puzzled] Whutz a bafftub???

Oriane: You knoze, da bigbig white and cool fing in da hooman
lidderboks room.

Cybèle: Bafftub? Bafftub? I fot dat wuz a bigbig white kitty
lidderboks!

Oriane: Hmmmmmmm, no, it iznt. Itz where da hooman baffs hisself, and
where we wills purrably get owr baffs. Well, anyway, I inspekted
itself, and az soon as I put a paw in, dis monster hissed at me! I
felt its breff on da bak ob mine nek as I ran for mine widdle life!

[Human note: it's Ssscat, a can of compressed air with a motion
detector on top that hisses and sprays when anything crosses within 3
feet of it]

Cybèle: Wow! Datz scary! And I wiked dat big litterboks!

Oriane: Bafftub! Bafftub! Not a widderboks!

Cybèle: Hokay, well, whateffur! I hopes da monster duzzent come
owt..... I'ze nottid going in dere again...

Oriane: Nope! Neifur is mineownseff!! In udder nooz, after da
eggersize, da hooman camed home wif wotsa krinkly, nip-cubbered mylar
ballz for usses to pway wiff!

Cybèle: Yes, dey is funfun to batbat arownd!

Oriane: Well, datz da nooz fur tonight, kittiez!

Cybèle: Gud nite an byebye!

[both wave]

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963


Dis wus furry infurmatiff! Dus yure hoomin gwoan a wot wen he gets down tu
eggersising?? Ower Meomie dus.....espeshally wen we has weft a gwass
flayfured hurk unner da sofa.....as a surpwise of cowrse! Meomie keeps it
awl tu hurself too, neffur shares it wiff Paw...gweedy Meomie. Serfs hur
wite fur gettin wegs onna sofas...
Butted wees catcerned......she wus weedin thu fing abowt da spitty,
hissy fing inna barfroom an den went on tu Zooplus tu see if dey
stokked it....sumfin bowt "dis will stop dat lil skwatcher frum
skwatchin myne nue stair karpit......" Hahaha - dey dussnt haff it!
Hah! Skwatch on Harry! She cant buy it!! Haha!
Wees wookin furward tu tomowwos nues wepurrt....fangu gurls!

Jack Gordon, fassinated.

On Sat, 9 Jul 2011 15:21:09 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat wrote:

Butted wees catcerned......she wus weedin thu fing abowt da spitty,
hissy fing inna barfroom an den went on tu Zooplus tu see if dey
stokked it....sumfin bowt "dis will stop dat lil skwatcher frum
skwatchin myne nue stair karpit......" Hahaha - dey dussnt haff it!
Hah! Skwatch on Harry! She cant buy it!! Haha!
Wees wookin furward tu tomowwos nues wepurrt....fangu gurls!

Jack Gordon, fassinated.

Hi-

Here it is on Amazon - Perhaps Amazon UK sells it?? Or a UK firm makes
one like it?? Serge.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000RIA95G

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/9/2011 10:48:08 PM

On Fri, 8 Jul 2011 19:31:57 -0500, Gramby wrote:

A porter twinkles behind uncle Serge's big confy chair and Piglett steps out
to visit the Two Sisters. Diz iz wunnerfullz newz u two. Whut u may not kno
iz dat hoomanz don’t hafta be fat for dem harts to tack dem. Howefer, u iz
doing gud about getting da hoomanz to xercize. I cee u iz putting ur ole
furrz under da desk so da hooman hazta ta wurk harder to klean da
compartment. Diz is furry furry gud. I iz proud of da two of u for
learnink so much so quik. Piglett returns to the porter knowing that girls
have things well under control.

Cybèle: Yes, we iz twaining him.

Oriane: Yes, today he vacummed, and grumbled abowt da bag being full
wif cat hair after only a week!

Cybèle: And den he hads da nerff to put itz in da garbage!
--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/9/2011 10:52:37 PM

On Fri, 8 Jul 2011 20:47:01 -0700, Sundance wrote:

Datz a furry gud repurrt, ladeez! Myown policee uv hoomin eksersize iz dis:
if da hoomin iz not lettin myownself sit rite in frunt uv her an git petted,
den I iz gonna do whutever I kan to git her owta da chare. Unfurtoonitlee,
sumtimez dat meenz dat I haz to rezort to pushin fingz offa kownterz or
chooin fingz up, but if datz whut it takez I will hav to do it.

Sundance

Cybèle: My! We admirez yue persistance and infentibness!

Oriane: Yes indeed! Yoo shood teech a course in dis!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/9/2011 10:56:04 PM

On Sat, 9 Jul 2011 01:13:33 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

well ifin himzelf duzint let dem pozt we will port ofur der an leaf lotsa
xra hairz fur him ta get up, OEJ, wiffa efil meow

Cybèle: Well, notz ebbery nite, but we will from time to time!
--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/9/2011 10:57:53 PM

da soft sayz ifin hersef duzint put it inna twash a new kitty will grow, so
i sayz send it away trudi the paranoid
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
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On Fri, 8 Jul 2011 19:31:57 -0500, Gramby wrote:

A porter twinkles behind uncle Serge's big confy chair and Piglett steps
out
to visit the Two Sisters. Diz iz wunnerfullz newz u two. Whut u may not
kno
iz dat hoomanz don't hafta be fat for dem harts to tack dem. Howefer, u
iz
doing gud about getting da hoomanz to xercize. I cee u iz putting ur ole
furrz under da desk so da hooman hazta ta wurk harder to klean da
compartment. Diz is furry furry gud. I iz proud of da two of u for
learnink so much so quik. Piglett returns to the porter knowing that
girls
have things well under control.

Cybèle: Yes, we iz twaining him.

Oriane: Yes, today he vacummed, and grumbled abowt da bag being full
wif cat hair after only a week!

Cybèle: And den he hads da nerff to put itz in da garbage!
--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/9/2011 10:52:37 PM

Da Gramby putz r furr on da effergreen bushez in da out anna da birdies uzes
it furr der nestz.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

da soft sayz ifin hersef duzint put it inna twash a new kitty will grow, so
i sayz send it away trudi the paranoid
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 8 Jul 2011 19:31:57 -0500, Gramby wrote:

A porter twinkles behind uncle Serge's big confy chair and Piglett steps
out
to visit the Two Sisters. Diz iz wunnerfullz newz u two. Whut u may not
kno
iz dat hoomanz don't hafta be fat for dem harts to tack dem. Howefer, u
iz
doing gud about getting da hoomanz to xercize. I cee u iz putting ur ole
furrz under da desk so da hooman hazta ta wurk harder to klean da
compartment. Diz is furry furry gud. I iz proud of da two of u for
learnink so much so quik. Piglett returns to the porter knowing that
girls
have things well under control.

Cybèle: Yes, we iz twaining him.

Oriane: Yes, today he vacummed, and grumbled abowt da bag being full
wif cat hair after only a week!

Cybèle: And den he hads da nerff to put itz in da garbage!
--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/9/2011 10:52:37 PM

On Jul 10, 3:50*am, The Two Sisters wrote:
On Sat, 9 Jul 2011 15:21:09 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat wrote:
Butted wees catcerned......she wus weedin thu fing abowt da spitty,
hissy fing inna barfroom an den went on tu Zooplus tu see if dey
stokked it....sumfin bowt "dis will stop dat lil skwatcher frum
skwatchin myne nue stair karpit......" Hahaha - dey dussnt haff it!
Hah! *Skwatch on Harry! *She cant buy it!! *Haha!
Wees wookin furward tu tomowwos nues wepurrt....fangu gurls!

Jack Gordon, fassinated.

Hi-

Here it is on Amazon - Perhaps Amazon UK sells it?? Or a UK firm makes
one like it?? Serge.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000RIA95G

--
Purrs,

* * * * Cybèle & Oriane

* * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

* * * * 7/9/2011 10:48:08 PM

Thanks, they do have it on Amazon UK......when I think of the amount
of stair carpets they have ruined.........(-:

Bess